Now that the pointless elections are out of the way... - Page 2

Rob Instigator · 11.05.2008, 02:11 PM

the bible also says to stone to death women who commit adultery

floatingslowly · 11.05.2008, 02:13 PM

^^^ waste of good weed or righteous retribution?

you decide.

█████████ · 11.05.2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

the bible also says to stone to death women who commit adultery

quote, please?

Kegmama · 11.05.2008, 02:28 PM

I read this thread title as "Now that the pointless ERECTIONS are out of the way... " Which could have been a much more interesting topic imo...

Rob Instigator · 11.05.2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

quote, please?

Deutoronomy 22:21 and 22:22
22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

the Bible says a LOT of dumb stupid meaningless contradictory viciously evil shit.

Rob Instigator · 11.05.2008, 02:33 PM

More from Deutoronomy

22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

so according to the stupid bullshit Bible, and the supposed "god" whose word it "is", if you rape a virgin, you get punished by giving 50 pieces of silbver to her dad and marrying the virgin you raped. fun times!

gotta love the Bible!

cars_willkillyou · 11.05.2008, 02:36 PM

is advice dog still around?

gualbert · 11.05.2008, 02:48 PM

I'm glad I won't see or hear GWB anymore.
On the other hand , I thought Obama was cool as a challenger , but as president , I already hate him.

afterthefact · 11.05.2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Deutoronomy 22:21 and 22:22
22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

the Bible says a LOT of dumb stupid meaningless contradictory viciously evil shit.

Yes, but those who understand the bible also know that this was under the Mosaic Law, a law that Jesus replaced with a new covenant when he was on Earth. Also, those laws were not in stone (well, technically they probably were) and it was encouraged to show love and lieniency when possible; the most harsh punishments were reserved for those who were totally unrepentant. Basiclly saying, you had to right to punish them this far, but most people wouldn't want to, since they were usually dealing with friends and family.

(I'm at work right now and not able to back this up, but I have done it before, and I can do it here later too if you want)

█████████ · 11.05.2008, 03:16 PM

i didn't know about those, i've never read the bible. i just kept thinking about the famous parable where jesus stops mary magdlene from getting stoned.

anyway people and religions interpret the bible differently and think most people and religions don't interpret the bible literally.

jennthebenn · 11.05.2008, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

does this mean no war with Iran/Syria/Pakistan/Russia/Korea???

so many good bomb shelters are going to go to waste...

Not if they're turned into "freestyle" shelters.

Helter skelter in the bomb shelter
The heat swelters
Sign an application, y'all
We need helpers

Also, there'd be DJs.

Rob Instigator · 11.05.2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

i didn't know about those, i've never read the bible. i just kept thinking about the famous parable where jesus stops mary magdlene from getting stoned.

anyway people and religions interpret the bible differently and think most people and religions don't interpret the bible literally.

evangelicals and fundamentalists (the fastest growing kind o christian, DO interpret the Bible literally

Rob Instigator · 11.05.2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

Yes, but those who understand the bible also know that this was under the Mosaic Law, a law that Jesus replaced with a new covenant when he was on Earth. Also, those laws were not in stone (well, technically they probably were) and it was encouraged to show love and lieniency when possible; the most harsh punishments were reserved for those who were totally unrepentant. Basiclly saying, you had to right to punish them this far, but most people wouldn't want to, since they were usually dealing with friends and family.

(I'm at work right now and not able to back this up, but I have done it before, and I can do it here later too if you want)

there you have my issue. people who claim the Bible is infallible and the word of "god" and all such things, cannot have their cake and eat it too. I know the Bible, and I know that the old testament ios Mosaic/Hebraic law, intended for a specific subset of people, and that jesus changed that, but that still allows for the fallibility and self-correctuion in the bible, which many many fundamentalista nd evangelicals do NOT believe in.

if one believes in the infallibility of the bible then one believes all the harsh and brutal and ricidulous shit in the old testament 100%

picking and choosing which passages to believe in is exactly what those peopel HATE, yet they do it themselves.

floatingslowly · 11.05.2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Teh Lard Gawd

1. and, lo did a great firey bush appear before slowly and spoketh unto him 2. "slowly, my greatest champion of lulz" the firey bush did say 3. "for now and evermore shall you bring my name glory" 4. "for it is thee that mine burning fury loveth so much" 5. "henceforth, ye shall quote-trap others in posting religious beliefs" 6. "for Rob Adversary is waiting and he shall retort with fire and brimstone at any such mention" 7. "it is with this kung-fu remote control that you shall bring the mighty low and the low, mighty." 8. "jump up" 9. "spread out" 10. "big up yrself"

no way.

Rob Instigator · 11.05.2008, 03:36 PM

Thee Lard Gawd owes me $20

█████████ · 11.05.2008, 04:19 PM

i do think that in the u.s. there is not enough separation between church and state, and that's something obama probably will not change, he seems to be much more conservative than what most people think him to be.

Rob Instigator · 11.05.2008, 04:28 PM

this is the way the US goes. black men were given the vote long before white or any color women were.

that means that it is now time for a lady pres.

pokkeherrie · 11.05.2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

does this mean no war with Iran/Syria/Pakistan/Russia/Korea???

Certainly not China, because they'd have to lend the money that's needed to finance it.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	the bible also says to stone to death women who commit adultery __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ waste of good weed or righteous retribution? you decide.
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Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	I read this thread title as "Now that the pointless ERECTIONS are out of the way... " Which could have been a much more interesting topic imo... __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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11.05.2008, 02:33 PM	#26
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	More from Deutoronomy 22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. so according to the stupid bullshit Bible, and the supposed "god" whose word it "is", if you rape a virgin, you get punished by giving 50 pieces of silbver to her dad and marrying the virgin you raped. fun times! gotta love the Bible! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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gualbert the end of the ugly Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,088	I'm glad I won't see or hear GWB anymore. On the other hand , I thought Obama was cool as a challenger , but as president , I already hate him.
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11.05.2008, 03:16 PM	#30
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	i didn't know about those, i've never read the bible. i just kept thinking about the famous parable where jesus stops mary magdlene from getting stoned. anyway people and religions interpret the bible differently and think most people and religions don't interpret the bible literally.
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11.05.2008, 03:36 PM	#35
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	Thee Lard Gawd owes me $20 __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.05.2008, 04:19 PM	#36
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	i do think that in the u.s. there is not enough separation between church and state, and that's something obama probably will not change, he seems to be much more conservative than what most people think him to be.
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11.05.2008, 04:28 PM	#37
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	this is the way the US goes. black men were given the vote long before white or any color women were. that means that it is now time for a lady pres. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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