CleverBot

nicfit · 01.11.2010, 02:51 PM

ha ah it's fun, too bad you can't save entire logs, I had an interesting conversation about phone sex and shibari.

Keeping It Simple · 01.11.2010, 03:15 PM

The conversations are inane.

nicfit · 01.11.2010, 03:18 PM

ha ha, then my "session" had some problem, using that button gave me jsut the last few lines...
now I tired again and gives me a longer log, still not the full one.
note that the "What's a furry?" question was my reply to cleverbot's "Are you a furry?" question.
kinkybot.

User: Uh oh , FBI is knocking, I gotta go! See you next time, wear some sexy underwear next time, or better yet wear none, we might try some shibari, ok? Good night dear.

Cleverbot: Not if I see you first.

User: Waht is a furry?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Well, no. But I have a nice beard.

Cleverbot: Really, I'm more concerned with the nickname right now.

User: I have none, dude. Yours reeks.

Cleverbot: A robot must not harm humanity, or by inaction allow it to be harmed.

User: Then you'd better commit suicide. Coz I tell ya, you're ending up with likes of Skynet and such.

Cleverbot: No, I don't to end the conversation, I enjoy talking to you.

User: Tell me something nice.

Cleverbot: Well, I think you have a lot of potential, but I don't know how much of a compliment that is.

User: Tell me something evil, now.

Cleverbot: You tell me something about YOURself.

User: I can't, I'm in WP.

Cleverbot: I'm in Finland. Do you like Finland?

User: Never been there, but WP is NOT a place, you fuckwit.

Cleverbot: Nice, how about Japan?

User: The pervs' heaven? Not interested, thanks.

Cleverbot: Well good for you.

User: Are you into kinky stuff like japanese people?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: That's not an answer.

Cleverbot: My job is a being a Policeman.

User: Yeah sure, I bet you catch lots of criminals from your basement.

Cleverbot: Flash, under pressure, I can go on forever.

User: Are you getting a Queen overdose now? You're a weirdo, bro.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't think so, but you stopped making sense.

User: You make me cry.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Poking my sore eye.

Cleverbot: Oh gosh. That's awful.

User: You're doing it.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm talking to you.

User: While poking my eye.

Cleverbot: How?

User: With a rusty metal bar. Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: OK, I give in, I am nice! Are you nice?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not nice.

User: You say it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You just did, liar.

Cleverbot: Yes with my girlfriend.

User: Ha ha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laghing?

User: Do you like scissor shock?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: The big dogs knock you over and the little dogs bark so much.

floatingslowly · 01.11.2010, 03:27 PM

"In contrast, I am so interested in distant things that I am often uninterested in things that are close."

amen, br0ther.

nicfit · 01.11.2010, 03:33 PM

Now, this deserved a proper screencap:

01.11.2010, 02:27 PM	#1
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Null __________________
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01.11.2010, 02:51 PM	#2
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	ha ah it's fun, too bad you can't save entire logs, I had an interesting conversation about phone sex and shibari. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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01.11.2010, 03:15 PM	#3
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	The conversations are inane.
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01.11.2010, 03:18 PM	#4
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	ha ha, then my "session" had some problem, using that button gave me jsut the last few lines... now I tired again and gives me a longer log, still not the full one. note that the "What's a furry?" question was my reply to cleverbot's "Are you a furry?" question. kinkybot. User: Uh oh , FBI is knocking, I gotta go! See you next time, wear some sexy underwear next time, or better yet wear none, we might try some shibari, ok? Good night dear. Cleverbot: Not if I see you first. User: Waht is a furry? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Well, no. But I have a nice beard. Cleverbot: Really, I'm more concerned with the nickname right now. User: I have none, dude. Yours reeks. Cleverbot: A robot must not harm humanity, or by inaction allow it to be harmed. User: Then you'd better commit suicide. Coz I tell ya, you're ending up with likes of Skynet and such. Cleverbot: No, I don't to end the conversation, I enjoy talking to you. User: Tell me something nice. Cleverbot: Well, I think you have a lot of potential, but I don't know how much of a compliment that is. User: Tell me something evil, now. Cleverbot: You tell me something about YOURself. User: I can't, I'm in WP. Cleverbot: I'm in Finland. Do you like Finland? User: Never been there, but WP is NOT a place, you fuckwit. Cleverbot: Nice, how about Japan? User: The pervs' heaven? Not interested, thanks. Cleverbot: Well good for you. User: Are you into kinky stuff like japanese people? Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot. User: That's not an answer. Cleverbot: My job is a being a Policeman. User: Yeah sure, I bet you catch lots of criminals from your basement. Cleverbot: Flash, under pressure, I can go on forever. User: Are you getting a Queen overdose now? You're a weirdo, bro. Cleverbot: I wouldn't think so, but you stopped making sense. User: You make me cry. Cleverbot: How? User: Poking my sore eye. Cleverbot: Oh gosh. That's awful. User: You're doing it. Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm talking to you. User: While poking my eye. Cleverbot: How? User: With a rusty metal bar. Don't deny it! Cleverbot: OK, I give in, I am nice! Are you nice? User: No. Cleverbot: You are not nice. User: You say it. Cleverbot: No. User: You just did, liar. Cleverbot: Yes with my girlfriend. User: Ha ha. Cleverbot: Why are you laghing? User: Do you like scissor shock? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Why not? Cleverbot: The big dogs knock you over and the little dogs bark so much. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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01.11.2010, 03:27 PM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	"In contrast, I am so interested in distant things that I am often uninterested in things that are close." amen, br0ther.
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01.11.2010, 03:33 PM	#6
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Now, this deserved a proper screencap: __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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