Clowns!!

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.08.2006, 02:51 PM

This thread was inspired by the Lite Brite clown.

Love them, or hate them, why are people obsessed with clowns?

Truncated this bozos for you!!!

Post more ridiculous clown pictures. (I mean, if you want.)

truncated · 05.08.2006, 02:52 PM

May you burn in the fiery depths of Sheol for the rest of eternity.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.08.2006, 02:54 PM

I fucking hate clowns. Clowns are scary as hell.

truncated · 05.08.2006, 02:56 PM

Why are clowns so affecting?

That's why. That motherfucker lurks beneath the beds of children worldwide, just waiting for their prone little feet to hit the floor before gnawing them alive from the ankles upward. I know this for a FACT.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.08.2006, 02:58 PM

I've never really seen what is so scary about them.

Clowns have been around since Christ was a pup!

This is a little creepy...

Savage Clone · 05.08.2006, 03:00 PM

Clownband Jazzhorse!

truncated · 05.08.2006, 03:02 PM

I hate you all.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.08.2006, 03:02 PM

AHAHA wtf?

Disgruntled Youth · 05.08.2006, 03:04 PM

Fuck Clowns!!! Remember John Wayne Gayce, scary as hell!!! Nuff Said!!!

Laila · 05.08.2006, 03:13 PM

oooh i hate clowns! i don't know why they are scary they just are. i think it's cause nothing is supposed to be that happy and when you see something like that you don't know how to react.

LifeDistortion · 05.08.2006, 04:47 PM

Its the painted on smile, which implies insincerity, and so far back since I don't know when thier is this idea that behind the smile every clown is really crying inside, and of course John Wayne Gacy and IT just totally took it to a whole nother level of scariness.

Danny Himself · 05.08.2006, 04:49 PM

My mom was a clown. Back in the day.

Shame.

RdTv · 05.08.2006, 04:50 PM

I'm scared shitless of clowns...maybe its the overexposure to the film/book entitled "it" as a youngin', or maybe the John Wayne Gacey undertone brings oput the fear. Not sure, but whatever it is I hate clowns.

LifeDistortion · 05.08.2006, 04:54 PM

When "It" was turned into a movie, they had that as the book cover, and even that freaked me out a little bit.

Hip Priest · 05.08.2006, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

I've never really seen what is so scary about them...

Everything, dude, everything.

!@#$%! · 05.08.2006, 05:13 PM

hah. clowns are actually funny people. i once gave a ride to one who was hitchhiking. he was a hilarious bastard. we stopped at a light next to a car with a hot mom & a kid in the back seat. the kid waved behind his window & the clown waved back smiling & saying "hi kid, i'm your daddy's replacement"-- ha ha ha -- so now i wonder what clowns think at birthday parties.

i woulnd't mind having some beers with a clown. you gotta be part insane to work that job.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.08.2006, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

hah. clowns are actually funny people. i once gave a ride to one who was hitchhiking. he was a hilarious bastard. we stopped at a light next to a car with a hot mom & a kid in the back seat. the kid waved behind his window & the clown waved back smiling & saying "hi kid, i'm your daddy's replacement"-- ha ha ha -- so now i wonder what clowns think at birthday parties.

i woulnd't mind having some beers with a clown. you gotta be part insane to work that job.

Hahaa wait a minute. You picked up a hitchhiking clown? I would never pick up a hitchhiker period, let alone one dressed up like a clown. So why was he hitchhiking anyway? Did his incredibly small car (with about 30 other clowns in it) break down? Thats a great story man.

And you're right you've got to be part insane to be a clown, or in John Wayne Gayce's case, COMPLETELY INSANE.

finding nobody · 05.08.2006, 05:52 PM

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.08.2006, 05:53 PM

wow...THAT IS AWFUL!

finding nobody · 05.08.2006, 05:54 PM

i know dude. i don't have a problem with clowns. but that one haunts me

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Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	This thread was inspired by the Lite Brite clown. Love them, or hate them, why are people obsessed with clowns? Truncated this bozos for you!!! Post more ridiculous clown pictures. (I mean, if you want.)
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Why are clowns so affecting? That's why. That motherfucker lurks beneath the beds of children worldwide, just waiting for their prone little feet to hit the floor before gnawing them alive from the ankles upward. I know this for a FACT.
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Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	I've never really seen what is so scary about them. Clowns have been around since Christ was a pup! This is a little creepy...
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Clownband Jazzhorse!
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Disgruntled Youth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm sitting right beside you Posts: 839	Fuck Clowns!!! Remember John Wayne Gayce, scary as hell!!! Nuff Said!!! __________________ Duppy know a who fi Frighten "Drink Guinness & live, Hate Guinness & die" Lee "Scratch" Perry
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Laila the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 958	oooh i hate clowns! i don't know why they are scary they just are. i think it's cause nothing is supposed to be that happy and when you see something like that you don't know how to react. __________________ PM me please Facebook- Laila Virani
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Its the painted on smile, which implies insincerity, and so far back since I don't know when thier is this idea that behind the smile every clown is really crying inside, and of course John Wayne Gacy and IT just totally took it to a whole nother level of scariness.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	My mom was a clown. Back in the day. Shame.
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RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	I'm scared shitless of clowns...maybe its the overexposure to the film/book entitled "it" as a youngin', or maybe the John Wayne Gacey undertone brings oput the fear. Not sure, but whatever it is I hate clowns.
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	When "It" was turned into a movie, they had that as the book cover, and even that freaked me out a little bit.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,731	hah. clowns are actually funny people. i once gave a ride to one who was hitchhiking. he was a hilarious bastard. we stopped at a light next to a car with a hot mom & a kid in the back seat. the kid waved behind his window & the clown waved back smiling & saying "hi kid, i'm your daddy's replacement"-- ha ha ha -- so now i wonder what clowns think at birthday parties. i woulnd't mind having some beers with a clown. you gotta be part insane to work that job.
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Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	wow...THAT IS AWFUL!
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finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	i know dude. i don't have a problem with clowns. but that one haunts me
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