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Old 07.03.2008, 10:08 AM   #1
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:14 AM   #2
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They'd say, "hey... y'know... this doesn't feel 'right', does it? I think we need to go our own ways, branch out a little."
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:17 AM   #3
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Nothing would happen.

A vampire biting a human turns a human into a vampire -- a vampire biting a vampire wouldn't turn a vampire into a vampire.

Also, vampires feed on human blood.. no interest in vampire blood (do vampires even bleed?).

It's more interesting to think of a vampire sucking the blood of someone with AIDS, as in the wonderful film sucker: the vampire.
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:19 AM   #4
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some people write about erotic scenarios where vampires biting vampires is kinda like a sex act.
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:24 AM   #5
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yeah, like that buffy episode where she discovers that angel goes to that club to get sucked (not in penis-suck mode), right?
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:24 AM   #6
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:39 AM   #7
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:44 AM   #8
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Old 07.03.2008, 10:47 AM   #9
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Old 07.03.2008, 11:44 AM   #10
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i thought vampire blood was poison to other vampires?
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Old 07.03.2008, 11:48 AM   #11
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Arousal?
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Old 07.03.2008, 12:22 PM   #12
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double vampires

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Old 07.03.2008, 12:23 PM   #13
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diarrhea, i guess.

vampires feed on blood, they don't transfuse it, they digest it.
and supposedly they're dead, so they don't have any fresh blood.


but go on with lesbian vampire pornography.
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Old 07.03.2008, 12:38 PM   #14
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but doesn't one became a vampire if he drinks the blood of a vampire? A bit is not enough. Fluids exchange. = porn.
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Old 07.03.2008, 01:21 PM   #15
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but doesn't one became a vampire if he drinks the blood of a vampire? A bit is not enough. Fluids exchange. = porn.

Yeah, according to Anne Rice, first the vampire has to suck your blood, then you have to suck their blood.
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Old 07.03.2008, 01:25 PM   #16
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Oh man, that is the sexiest thing I have ever seen. Love those eye ball nipples

EDIT: On the subject of vampires sucking each others blood:

I have also heard that to even become a vampire, a vampire has to suck your blood and then you suck theirs.
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Old 07.03.2008, 01:26 PM   #17
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Old 07.03.2008, 01:28 PM   #18
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I want a pet bat.

Now that would creep people out.
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Old 07.03.2008, 01:30 PM   #19
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I want a pet bat.

Now that would creep people out.

The flying foxes seem cool. Like....well...a fox with wings.



 

 
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Old 07.03.2008, 01:30 PM   #20
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A pet bat would be awesome, especially after all this rain.
It would hang out on my shoulder and attack any mosquito that dared to come near me.
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