How do you shit??

!@#$%! · 04.20.2006, 12:07 PM

Here's my "contribution" to the recent series of pointless polls. Please vote, and add to the pile!

(it's my first poll. pardon if it comes out runny...)

Edit: 2nd option should read "Like clockwork. With discipline. Business is business." (please answer accordingly)

see, i left a chunk behind...

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 04.20.2006, 12:09 PM

like clockwork man. but recently this medicine makes its not so clockwork. felt like I was fuckin' gettin raped yesterday!

Trasher02 · 04.20.2006, 12:11 PM

i don't shit
i don't know how to do it

Inhuman · 04.20.2006, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02

i don't shit
i don't know how to do it

www.pottytrainingtips.com/

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 04.20.2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02

i don't shit
i don't know how to do it

Glice · 04.20.2006, 12:59 PM

Other: Of varying consistency, dependant upon diet/ alcohol intake; sometimes joyously, often painfully, most frequently with a mix of pleasure and confusion at pissing rusty water.

Hail the pointless poll!

h8kurdt · 04.20.2006, 01:10 PM

Lactose intolerency really isn't a good thing. Especially if your addicted to milk choclolate.

Hip Priest · 04.20.2006, 01:29 PM

With flair and panache, whenever it seems appropriate - self discipline, my boy, self discipline.

Signpost · 04.20.2006, 01:54 PM

With joy and ease!
I like the act of defecating. I can sit comfortably on the toilet and read a newspaper/magazine/comic book or study.

Hip Priest · 04.20.2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Signpost

...I can sit comfortably on the toilet and read a newspaper/magazine/comic book or study.

Quite right. I always feel that, unless you've got some kind of unfortunate medical problem, the two times your most relaxed is in bed and on the toilet - so what better time to read and learn? We have a dozen carefully selected books in our bathroom.

CHOUT · 04.20.2006, 02:58 PM

I'm into AMBM's.

nomadicfollower · 04.20.2006, 03:48 PM

With Joy and ease!

(who knew I could be this excited about it!?)

HaydenAsche · 04.20.2006, 04:15 PM

I don't.

truncated · 04.20.2006, 05:53 PM

I shit with eerie regularity - every morning, right after I go for a run. I'm so unerringly regular, they're considering setting Big Ben by my bowel movements.

Alex's Trip · 04.20.2006, 06:17 PM

Standing Up.

amyvega · 04.20.2006, 10:48 PM

PAULYBEE2656 · 04.21.2006, 05:59 AM

ha ha , oh god i nearly shit myself laughing at that one... classic!

jon boy · 04.21.2006, 07:49 AM

oh dear what have we become?

RdTv · 04.21.2006, 08:00 AM

Im like a machine, every single morning, it kills me because my dad is the same way, and when I was a little kid I vowed not to be like that.......

Gogogonorrhea · 04.21.2006, 10:14 AM

I never touch the toilet seat while doing it, maybe with my hands but never with my ass - for fear of 'things' that could hurt my perineum.

View Poll Results: How do you shit?
With joy and ease! Whenever the mood strikes!	20	52.63%
Like clockwork. With discipline.	9	23.68%
Randomly! Explosively! I'm constantly under attack!	4	10.53%
Rarely, and with great effort. Oh, what a pain in the ass!	2	5.26%
Me?? Never!!	2	5.26%
Other (please explain)	3	7.89%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

04.20.2006, 12:07 PM	#1
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	Here's my "contribution" to the recent series of pointless polls. Please vote, and add to the pile! (it's my first poll. pardon if it comes out runny...) Edit: 2nd option should read "Like clockwork. With discipline. Business is business." (please answer accordingly) see, i left a chunk behind...
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04.20.2006, 12:09 PM	#2
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	like clockwork man. but recently this medicine makes its not so clockwork. felt like I was fuckin' gettin raped yesterday! __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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04.20.2006, 12:11 PM	#3
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	i don't shit i don't know how to do it __________________ 666
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04.20.2006, 01:10 PM	#7
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Lactose intolerency really isn't a good thing. Especially if your addicted to milk choclolate. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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04.20.2006, 01:29 PM	#8
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	With flair and panache, whenever it seems appropriate - self discipline, my boy, self discipline. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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04.20.2006, 01:54 PM	#9
Signpost stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Braniewo, Poland Posts: 482	With joy and ease! I like the act of defecating. I can sit comfortably on the toilet and read a newspaper/magazine/comic book or study. __________________ insert some bullshit here
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04.20.2006, 02:58 PM	#11
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I'm into AMBM's. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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04.20.2006, 03:48 PM	#12
nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	With Joy and ease! (who knew I could be this excited about it!?)
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04.20.2006, 04:15 PM	#13
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I don't. __________________ rip
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04.20.2006, 05:53 PM	#14
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I shit with eerie regularity - every morning, right after I go for a run. I'm so unerringly regular, they're considering setting Big Ben by my bowel movements.
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04.20.2006, 06:17 PM	#15
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Standing Up. __________________ KALOPSIA
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04.20.2006, 10:48 PM	#16
amyvega bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: east village Posts: 153	wow
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04.21.2006, 05:59 AM	#17
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	ha ha , oh god i nearly shit myself laughing at that one... classic! __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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04.21.2006, 07:49 AM	#18
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	oh dear what have we become?
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04.21.2006, 08:00 AM	#19
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Im like a machine, every single morning, it kills me because my dad is the same way, and when I was a little kid I vowed not to be like that.......
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04.21.2006, 10:14 AM	#20
Gogogonorrhea little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 84	I never touch the toilet seat while doing it, maybe with my hands but never with my ass - for fear of 'things' that could hurt my perineum.
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