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Old 08.19.2008, 08:54 AM   #1
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So your with your honey and your making out wen the phone rigns. you anser it and the vioce is "what are you doing wit my daughter?" you tell your girl n she says "my dad is dead".

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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Old 08.19.2008, 08:56 AM   #2
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Old 08.19.2008, 08:56 AM   #3
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its kinda related to the ghost thread, in a more trashy way
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Old 08.19.2008, 08:59 AM   #4
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it was me.

sorry, just a little prank.

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Old 08.19.2008, 09:00 AM   #5
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Yeah I was gonna say mother too.
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:10 AM   #6
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stop calling me mother!!!
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:11 AM   #7
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mom?
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:12 AM   #8
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mom?

do you hear her too?
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:17 AM   #9
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not only hearing, the scary thing is the tasting...
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:24 AM   #10
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^^^ I like you more everyday.

and by that, I mean, with ketchup.
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:25 AM   #11
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:31 AM   #12
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^^^ I like you more everyday.

and by that, I mean, with ketchup.

should I be a little bit afraid now? try the mayonaisse, Ive heard it should go well with shabby stuff
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Old 08.19.2008, 09:33 AM   #13
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Old 08.20.2008, 02:36 AM   #14
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So your with your honey and your making out wen the phone rigns. you anser it and the vioce is "what are you doing wit my daughter?" you tell your girl n she says "my dad is dead".

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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Old 08.20.2008, 02:43 AM   #15
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And then you notice that the phone is not connected to the wall!

And then you turn and your girl's face is missing!

And then you look down and your feet are made of ice!

And then you sneeze chocolate!
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Old 08.20.2008, 02:46 AM   #16
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Old 08.20.2008, 02:49 AM   #17
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a nigger is walking towards you

Make sure your with a cop.
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Old 08.20.2008, 05:37 AM   #18
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And then you notice that the phone is connected to the wall!

And then you turn and you girl's face is missing!

And then you look down and your feet are made of ice!

And then you sneeze chocolate!

my favourite part is "sneeze chocolate" and the missing face of course
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Old 08.20.2008, 06:36 AM   #19
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Looks like his spelling has improved slightly since then.

BUT NOT DWAYNE
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Old 08.20.2008, 06:57 AM   #20
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Looks like his spelling has improved slightly since then.

BUT NOT DWAYNE

where is not dwayne?
maybe hes working
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