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Old 01.20.2009, 11:33 AM   #1
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I really have no idea who is sending me these! All I know is they're fucking hilarious.

Text 1:
"Just a reminder that tomorrow is "hug a retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying 2 hurt you!"

Text 2:
"Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!"
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Old 01.20.2009, 11:47 AM   #2
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Oh, so it was your number.
Sorry, mate.
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Old 01.20.2009, 11:50 AM   #3
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They never fail to call me a retard in every sentence, but my, I really hope I get more of these!...
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Old 01.20.2009, 11:55 AM   #4
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Old 01.20.2009, 12:18 PM   #5
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Old 01.20.2009, 12:28 PM   #6
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it's Slavo.
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Old 01.20.2009, 01:07 PM   #7
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Old 01.20.2009, 01:48 PM   #8
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"Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!"

Heh. I got that same text the other day. You don't know a seriously fucking insane girl called Lindsey, do you?
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Old 01.20.2009, 01:51 PM   #9
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Nope, I don't know any Lindseys. The mystery deepens.
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Old 01.20.2009, 02:06 PM   #10
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Old 01.20.2009, 02:09 PM   #11
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lindsey lohan? hahaha


hers is LindsAy. Jerk.
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Old 01.20.2009, 02:10 PM   #12
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I sold my soul to the credit companies and their lecherous mangled paws. Now I'm knee deep and brown water. Thanks Go for inflatable clouds. My lady's face when she see's black people playing guitar and singing folk music. My legs hurt. I have to be at work in 8 hours. My anxiety is going through the roof and I think my head is going to esplode. So I've been absorbed in fantasy land 24/7. Undead Warlocking the shits out shits. Now I'm going to ends this just like Eyes Wide Shut...

Fuck!
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Old 01.21.2009, 02:00 AM   #13
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Turns out it was my Aunty all along. My aunty!
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Old 01.21.2009, 03:18 AM   #14
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Text 2:
"Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!"




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Old 01.21.2009, 04:23 AM   #15
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Turns out it was my Aunty all along. My aunty!

that's not great, that's mean!
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Old 01.21.2009, 05:40 AM   #16
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Turns out it was my Aunty all along. My aunty!
Wut?
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Old 01.21.2009, 10:24 AM   #17
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