a story...

val-holla-ing · 03.10.2007, 11:54 PM

MY NAME IS JEREMY BAPTISTE AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO TALK YOUNG BOYS INTO DRAWING TIGERS ON MY PENIS IN SILVER PAINT PEN. I LIKE SILVER TIGERS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ON MY PENIS. I SHOW EVERYBODY MY TIGER-ADORNED PENIS AND SAY "LOOK, I HAVE SILVER TIGERS ON MY PENIS! YA' WANNA' PET THE TIGERS? THEIR NAMES ARE WAFFLE AND BREADRICK!"
WHEN KIDS DON'T WANT TO, SOMETIMES I OFFER TO BUY THEM CAKE OR BUTTER STICKS. THIS DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK, SO SOMETIMES I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF. THE PROCESS ISN'T AS SATISFYING, BUT AT LEAST I END UP WITH SILVER TIGER DRAWN ON MY PENIS.
I LIKE SILVER TIGERS.
ESPECIALLY ON MY PENIS.

-by my bandmate.

do you tell stories? or draw tigers on your genitalia?

noumenal · 03.11.2007, 12:18 AM

Are these the lyrics for a song? Please say yes.

schizophrenicroom · 03.11.2007, 12:21 AM

it sounds like it could be a big black song.

SynthethicalY · 03.11.2007, 12:26 AM

Tigers are dead to me.

noumenal · 03.11.2007, 12:30 AM

The fact that the tigers aren't named Mike makes me question your school spirit.

val-holla-ing · 03.11.2007, 01:15 AM

well that bleauxs.

and they're song lyrics now. the song's gonna sound like something from the whitey album.

val-holla-ing · 03.11.2007, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Tigers are dead to me.

what do you have against tigers? is it all tigers or just genital tigers?

SynthethicalY · 03.11.2007, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

what do you have against tigers? is it all tigers or just genital tigers?

A genital tiger jumpes into the realms of my anus once. I did not like it.

cuetzpalin · 03.11.2007, 05:03 AM

come and play!

03.10.2007, 11:54 PM	#1
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	MY NAME IS JEREMY BAPTISTE AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO TALK YOUNG BOYS INTO DRAWING TIGERS ON MY PENIS IN SILVER PAINT PEN. I LIKE SILVER TIGERS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ON MY PENIS. I SHOW EVERYBODY MY TIGER-ADORNED PENIS AND SAY "LOOK, I HAVE SILVER TIGERS ON MY PENIS! YA' WANNA' PET THE TIGERS? THEIR NAMES ARE WAFFLE AND BREADRICK!" WHEN KIDS DON'T WANT TO, SOMETIMES I OFFER TO BUY THEM CAKE OR BUTTER STICKS. THIS DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK, SO SOMETIMES I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF. THE PROCESS ISN'T AS SATISFYING, BUT AT LEAST I END UP WITH SILVER TIGER DRAWN ON MY PENIS. I LIKE SILVER TIGERS. ESPECIALLY ON MY PENIS. -by my bandmate. do you tell stories? or draw tigers on your genitalia? __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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03.11.2007, 12:18 AM	#2
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Are these the lyrics for a song? Please say yes.
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03.11.2007, 12:21 AM	#3
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	it sounds like it could be a big black song. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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03.11.2007, 12:26 AM	#4
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Tigers are dead to me.
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03.11.2007, 12:30 AM	#5
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	The fact that the tigers aren't named Mike makes me question your school spirit.
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03.11.2007, 01:15 AM	#6
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	well that bleauxs. and they're song lyrics now. the song's gonna sound like something from the whitey album. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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03.11.2007, 05:03 AM	#9
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	come and play! __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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