[Cantankerous]

why are they fucking singing and tweeting and going about their business now? it's almost 3:00 in the morning, shouldn't they be asleep with sane america?

[Norma J]

They think you're beautiful so they're singing you a beautiful tune.

[Cantankerous]

i knew it. it's all my fault.

that's in reply to both of you.

[Norma J]

I'm listneing to the song Those Theiving Birds right now.

Go to this link, Cantankerous, www.myspace.com/silverchair and let the birds sing along. I'm sure it'd be quite atmospheric at 3 in the morning.

[Cantankerous]

tomorrow. i;m going to keep watching lebowski.,

[Norma J]

I love the Big Lebowski!

Tomorrow we won't be listneing to the same tune at the same time, wouldnt that be special? Not to mention it won't be 3am.

Good night.

[nicfit]

Cantankerous, I love "coffe and tv" but your avatar looks like is farting to no end.

[SynthethicalY]

Oh they are just having some fun, they are teen birds.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

why are they fucking singing and tweeting and going about their business now? it's almost 3:00 in the morning, shouldn't they be asleep with sane america?

whats someone of your age doing up at that late hour anyway?

[nicfit]

waitin' for Santa?

[jon boy]

its march.

[nicfit]

maybe not in her head. OR, she's been a bad girl, and Santa won't come, but she has still hope, waiting patiently every night for big-bellied-bearded man to come...and he never comes, and she cries and all that stuff, and one day she'll save a baby deer from a Hummer and santa will come and give her all the presents she did not deserve till that moment.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by nicfit

maybe not in her head. OR, she's been a bad girl, and Santa won't come, but she has still hope, waiting patiently every night for big-bellied-bearded man to come...and he never comes, and she cries and all that stuff, and one day she'll save a baby deer from a Hummer and santa will come and give her all the presents she did not deserve till that moment.

can i reccomend cutting the dose of the mediaction.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by nicfit

waiting patiently every night for big-bellied-bearded man to come...and he never comes, and she cries and all that stuff

gross, don't you think cantankerous is too young to be involved in your vile sex fantasies?

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

gross, don't you think cantankerous is too young to be involved in your vile sex fantasies?

I thought the same thing upon re-reading what I typed, but I did not feel like editing all out. It's all Jon Boy's fault. Go check the sonicjukebox thread T&B-

[davenotdead]

enough of this cantanky too young shite....aint nuthin but a number...and many people can't do long division anyway.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by nicfit

I thought the same thing upon re-reading what I typed, but I did not feel like editing all out. It's all Jon Boy's fault. Go check the sonicjukebox thread T&B-

dont go blaming it on me.

[nicfit]

ok, sorry jon boy....
By the way, from a totally "innocent" point of view my story could be a great disney movie for next xmas. I should copyright the whole thing and submit the plot to Disney ( or Pixar)...

[jon boy]

the 15 year old girl and the fat bearded man. exellent family viewing. haha

[nicfit]

Cast:
Hummer --> leftover from "Cars"

 

baby deer--> Bambi's nephew

 

(is this a deer?)

fat bearded man---> Hacksaw Jim Duggan

 

15 year old girl---> Dakota Fanning

 

scared by both Hacksaw Santa and the Hummer.