If you had to be handcuffed to one celebrity...

davenotdead · 04.11.2007, 09:47 AM

...and no sex is involved

...who do you choose?

davenotdead · 04.11.2007, 09:48 AM

lets say for 72 hours...

!@#$%! · 04.11.2007, 09:53 AM

a dead one.

i could saw their hand off and walk away.

think about it, i could do that to a live one too, but it would be more problematic

davenotdead · 04.11.2007, 09:57 AM

teehee, I actually lol'd...but no weapons involved damnit! why must every thread, (not pertaining to sex or weaponry), include a disclaimer not to include sex or weaponry in the replies?!?

sonicl · 04.11.2007, 09:58 AM

Tony Benn (English old school socialist politician). Even if I couldn't think of any worthwhile questions to ask him, I'm sure that anything he had to say would be interesting to listen to anyway.

Danny Himself · 04.11.2007, 09:59 AM

Spike Jonze maybe, or Stephen Malkmus.

floatingslowly · 04.11.2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Stephen Malkmus.

I'm sorry but he's already cuffed to me.

he's teaching me guitar!

Danny Himself · 04.11.2007, 10:02 AM

Fine then, Spike Jonze. We'd have such fun we would.

floatingslowly · 04.11.2007, 10:05 AM

Malkmus just told me that's the best news he's heard all day.

he says you smell like Subway.

Danny Himself · 04.11.2007, 10:05 AM

Well it's no surprise that I smell like sandwiches..

!@#$%! · 04.11.2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Fine then, Spike Jonze. We'd have such fun we would.

you could strangle him...

Danny Himself · 04.11.2007, 10:06 AM

What have you got against Spike?

!@#$%! · 04.11.2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

What have you got against Spike?

nothing during the 1st hour or 2-- but 72??? murder i say.

davenotdead · 04.11.2007, 10:11 AM

well bill murray and i would have a great time.

jon boy · 04.11.2007, 10:11 AM

mariah carey, then i would jump into the sea with a load of rocks in my pocket. two lives to stop millions suffering.

floatingslowly · 04.11.2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

mariah carey, then i would jump into the sea with a load of rocks in my pocket. two lives to stop millions suffering.

you're going to look silly after you've drown and her big fat head is still keeping her afloat.

Danny Himself · 04.11.2007, 10:19 AM

Ahahaha.

jon boy · 04.11.2007, 10:25 AM

i will take a needle.

floatingslowly · 04.11.2007, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i will take a needle.

that's most likely more along the lines of Whitney Houston's tastes.

Mariah's going to want to go shopping for hand creme and purses. my money says that you won't even make it to the sea before succombing to death.

jon boy · 04.11.2007, 10:32 AM

ok i will take a gun and pop a cap in that bitches ass. better?

apologies, a texan entered my keyboard then.

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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	...and no sex is involved ...who do you choose?
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	lets say for 72 hours...
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	a dead one. i could saw their hand off and walk away. think about it, i could do that to a live one too, but it would be more problematic
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	teehee, I actually lol'd...but no weapons involved damnit! why must every thread, (not pertaining to sex or weaponry), include a disclaimer not to include sex or weaponry in the replies?!?
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Tony Benn (English old school socialist politician). Even if I couldn't think of any worthwhile questions to ask him, I'm sure that anything he had to say would be interesting to listen to anyway.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Spike Jonze maybe, or Stephen Malkmus.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Fine then, Spike Jonze. We'd have such fun we would.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Malkmus just told me that's the best news he's heard all day. he says you smell like Subway.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	What have you got against Spike?
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	well bill murray and i would have a great time.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Ahahaha.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	ok i will take a gun and pop a cap in that bitches ass. better? apologies, a texan entered my keyboard then. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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