A thread where Saturnine and Toilet & Bowels can flirt without the use of pms

porkmarras · 08.04.2006, 08:45 AM

No hijacking here,please.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.04.2006, 08:46 AM

thanks, but i don't want to go to prison

Cantankerous · 08.04.2006, 08:46 AM

i bet you'd look good in orange, T&B.

sonicl · 08.04.2006, 08:47 AM

I want a pet penguin. Where can I get one?

Cantankerous · 08.04.2006, 08:48 AM

steal one from the zoo. you can keep it in the tub.

sonicl · 08.04.2006, 08:50 AM

But where will I keep my mermaid then?

Cantankerous · 08.04.2006, 08:50 AM

the toilet?

Iain · 08.04.2006, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

But where will I keep my mermaid then?

In a manhole!

touch me i'm sick · 08.04.2006, 08:52 AM

my uncle once got one of his legs stuck in a manhole

sonicl · 08.04.2006, 08:53 AM

I'm worried about both the toilet and the manhole options. I heard there are crocodiles in the sewers.

Tokolosh · 08.04.2006, 08:53 AM

This thread could get very dirty & nasty.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.04.2006, 08:54 AM

i have an orange t-shirt and it's the most complemtented upon garment i own.

sonicl · 08.04.2006, 08:55 AM

Excuse me, this thread is about my wanting a penguin.

Tokolosh · 08.04.2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl

Excuse me, this thread is about my wanting a penguin.

That's nasty! What are your plans with the bird?

jon boy · 08.04.2006, 08:57 AM

this forum does need a flirt section and an ass kissing one.

atari 2600 · 08.04.2006, 09:00 AM

I'm just imaginin' Marvin Gaye singing "Let's get it on"...

sonicl · 08.04.2006, 09:00 AM

I have no particular plans for the penguin. I guess we'll go out for the odd fish dinner, maybe go to a few gigs, stuff like that.

touch me i'm sick · 08.04.2006, 09:01 AM

not to bring you down but , will it really fit in the toilet?

Tokolosh · 08.04.2006, 09:02 AM

Here ya go.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.04.2006, 09:02 AM

maybe i should change my tune and become an unrepentant paedophile, like truncated?

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