what do you buy for a man that has everything?

girlgun · 06.13.2008, 02:18 PM

and i mean EVERYTHING. if he doesn't have it, but wants it... he buys it himself.

suggestions?

EMMAh · 06.13.2008, 02:20 PM

A sexy time?

I dunno... I'm terrible at buying people gifts.

!@#$%! · 06.13.2008, 02:20 PM

lapdance?

no idea!

uhler · 06.13.2008, 02:20 PM

i bet he doesn't have some old sarah records 7 inches.

✌➬ · 06.13.2008, 02:21 PM

Dildo?

Savage Clone · 06.13.2008, 02:21 PM

Simple.
HOVERBOARD.

http://www.futurehorizons.net/hoverboard.htm

girlgun · 06.13.2008, 02:21 PM

maybe i should've specified this is for my dad. ha.

Savage Clone · 06.13.2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by uhler

i bet he doesn't have some old sarah records 7 inches.

She specified this was for a MAN.

!@#$%! · 06.13.2008, 02:22 PM

laxative!

yeah!

that way he can get rid of "everything", and the buying can start again.

mangajunky · 06.13.2008, 02:22 PM

something personal and inexpensive

girlgun · 06.13.2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mangajunky

something personal and inexpensive

brilliant. thanks.

!@#$%! · 06.13.2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun

maybe i should've specified this is for my dad. ha.

oh hm.

then nothing, obviously.

oh you mean for "father's day"?

why don't you let him take you out to brunch instead.

he's evidently loaded.

girlgun · 06.13.2008, 02:24 PM

pfft. as if he wants to spend time with me.

EMMAh · 06.13.2008, 02:24 PM

Well, I dunno what your relationship with your dad is, but I would never get my dad a sexy time.

We're getting my dad golf balls for fathers day, and maybe hot sauce.

mangajunky · 06.13.2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun

brilliant. thanks.

hmm - I can't tell - is that sarcastic? Damned lack of tone on the internet.

!@#$%! · 06.13.2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun

pfft. as if he wants to spend time with me.

he doesn't wanna?

they why you worry about the sukka.

go spend w/ the father of yr child instead.

send dad a telegram.

Savage Clone · 06.13.2008, 02:25 PM

You can run 35 MPH with this exoskeleton spring-walker:

girlgun · 06.13.2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EMMAh

Well, I dunno what your relationship with your dad is, but I would never get my dad a sexy time.

We're getting my dad golf balls for fathers day, and maybe hot sauce.

my dad's only hobbies entail things that will make him money.

manga... it was good natured sarcasm. i want to get him something personal and inexpensive, but i don't know what that'd be.

Pookie · 06.13.2008, 02:26 PM

I definitely like personal presents, especially when thought has been put into it.

But I also hate the thought that somebody has agonised over a present.

This is of no use to you I'm sure.

jakeonguitar · 06.13.2008, 02:26 PM

A container to put all that shit in.

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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	and i mean EVERYTHING. if he doesn't have it, but wants it... he buys it himself. suggestions?
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