Ideas for films

Pookie · 08.04.2008, 11:03 AM

In no more than ten words, come up with an idea for a film.

Rob Instigator · 08.04.2008, 11:06 AM

Kate Winslet ass-fucked while children fear paedo in their midst.

oh, it's been done, LITTLE CHILDREN. saw it this weekend. kinda good, but kinda pointless.

ithinkimissyou · 08.04.2008, 11:45 AM

Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something.

!@#$%! · 08.04.2008, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou

Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something.

TEH WIN

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Kate Winslet ass-fucked while children fear paedo in their midst.

oh, it's been done, LITTLE CHILDREN. saw it this weekend. kinda good, but kinda pointless.

oh come on sir! no! pointless? no! mid life crises & all that shit. and the voice over narrator is hilarious. a horny kate winslet = priceless. even though that other chick is "more better", i have such a crush on kate winslet and how can that be pointless? no! it's pointed--up!! it is a heat seeking missile. but i digress.

the book apparently is even better but there is no kate winslet. the main character, what's her name, she has a lesbian thing in college then goes to work at starbux (ha!) then marries this much older guy who spends a lot of time looking at slutty kay. in fact, in the book, the husband is not away on business but he's gone with slutty kay! whoa!

anyway-- little children & in the bedroom are great movies by todd field. don't know what he did before but i don't care. beautiful movies, both of them.

tom perrotta, who wrote the novel, also wrote "election" (you know that one w/ a child white girl w/ the chin as the annoying snot and ferris bueller as the teacher who hates her).

oh man i must have alzeheimer's. i can't remember a thing today.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 11:53 AM

Two goth girls -- one cup.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 11:55 AM

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no more than ten words

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24.

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TEH WIN

PHAIL!

!@#$%! · 08.04.2008, 11:58 AM

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PHAIL!

Everyneurotic · 08.04.2008, 11:59 AM

woman fucks dogs, saves world.

!@#$%! · 08.04.2008, 12:05 PM

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woman fucks dogs, saves world.

asqueroso!

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 12:10 PM

woman saves world, fucks dog.

(plan for release: 3 weeks prior to everyn-e's)

atari 2600 · 08.04.2008, 12:15 PM

Desperate gangsters take diners hostage; drifter dies for waitress.

(desperados, in a sense)

...came up with the idea after seeing Killing Zoe (1994) (not a particularly good film) and infusing a little Morrison, I suppose, and then one day I happen to catch The Petrified Forest (1936) on cable (it's a good one) and realize it's remarkably similar to my idea.

█████████ · 08.04.2008, 12:19 PM

dog saves world, fucks women.

rated t (for teens)

atari 2600 · 08.04.2008, 12:26 PM

another:

(slight overspillage here)

Confused and slightly unstable man's furniture and appliances are disappearing while he's at work, but it's later revealed that it's actually the handiwork of a hobo up in the attic. The title: The Man Upstairs

the idea involves a few other characters too...

There's a 1958 movie called The Man Upstairs I've never seen (I saw a few minutes of it once) and there's a 1992 TV movie with Katherine Hepburn and Ryan O'Neal also.

Rob Instigator · 08.04.2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh come on sir! no! pointless? no! mid life crises & all that shit. and the voice over narrator is hilarious. a horny kate winslet = priceless. even though that other chick is "more better", i have such a crush on kate winslet and how can that be pointless? no! it's pointed--up!! it is a heat seeking missile. but i digress.

the book apparently is even better but there is no kate winslet. the main character, what's her name, she has a lesbian thing in college then goes to work at starbux (ha!) then marries this much older guy who spends a lot of time looking at slutty kay. in fact, in the book, the husband is not away on business but he's gone with slutty kay! whoa!

today.

dude, the movie is pointless. it does nothing, it's characters gain nothing, they stay as stupid and self involved and ignorant of how they damage their children. it is a movie about reprehensible people behaving in reprehensible ways. it is filmed beautifully, and the pacing is good, but it truly is pointless man.

I give it a 2.5 out of 5 stars

Rob Instigator · 08.04.2008, 12:31 PM

and don;t give me no bullshit about mid-life crises . NONSENSE I SAY!

all the main characters in tis movie were below the age of 35. any idiot who begins a mid life crisis at 35 is just having a CRISIS.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 12:35 PM

Dogs fuck Rob, world dies.

Rob Instigator · 08.04.2008, 12:41 PM

if by "dogs" you mean these ladies?

█████████ · 08.04.2008, 12:45 PM

rob gives birth to puppy.
(starring danny devito)

pbradley · 08.04.2008, 12:48 PM

A film about the rise and fall of the Cotton Club.

Or perhaps Ellington's time there.

Danny Himself · 08.04.2008, 12:50 PM

The Crucifixion of Jude Law (documentary)

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,932	Kate Winslet ass-fucked while children fear paedo in their midst. oh, it's been done, LITTLE CHILDREN. saw it this weekend. kinda good, but kinda pointless. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	woman fucks dogs, saves world. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	woman saves world, fucks dog. (plan for release: 3 weeks prior to everyn-e's)
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08.04.2008, 12:15 PM	#11
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Desperate gangsters take diners hostage; drifter dies for waitress. (desperados, in a sense) ...came up with the idea after seeing Killing Zoe (1994) (not a particularly good film) and infusing a little Morrison, I suppose, and then one day I happen to catch The Petrified Forest (1936) on cable (it's a good one) and realize it's remarkably similar to my idea.
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█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	dog saves world, fucks women. rated t (for teens)
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	another: (slight overspillage here) Confused and slightly unstable man's furniture and appliances are disappearing while he's at work, but it's later revealed that it's actually the handiwork of a hobo up in the attic. The title: The Man Upstairs the idea involves a few other characters too... There's a 1958 movie called The Man Upstairs I've never seen (I saw a few minutes of it once) and there's a 1992 TV movie with Katherine Hepburn and Ryan O'Neal also.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,932	and don;t give me no bullshit about mid-life crises . NONSENSE I SAY! all the main characters in tis movie were below the age of 35. any idiot who begins a mid life crisis at 35 is just having a CRISIS. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Dogs fuck Rob, world dies.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,932	if by "dogs" you mean these ladies? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	rob gives birth to puppy. (starring danny devito)
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	A film about the rise and fall of the Cotton Club. Or perhaps Ellington's time there.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	The Crucifixion of Jude Law (documentary)
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