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Old 06.25.2006, 11:42 PM   #1
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My nuts are a pressure cooker
My lymph nodes are swollen laughter
Canker sores in traffic
Sponge bath his habits

Sometimes, I just gotta watch her
Jerk off my mentor

Uh. Ah. AAAAHHHHH.

Ooh. AHH. Uuuuuhhhh.

My heart is a horseplay lawyer
My mind is a muffler
Pussy exhaust not whooping cough
Mating season not cock teasing

I hear he retired to
An iron lung in Florida

I hear he retired two
Crabby employers
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Old 06.25.2006, 11:51 PM   #2
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Worst poem I've ever read. But still more interesting than Longfellow.
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Old 06.25.2006, 11:52 PM   #3
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Poem?
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Old 06.25.2006, 11:58 PM   #4
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Yeah, poem. Or song. Whatever the hell this weird thing is ^
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Old 06.25.2006, 11:59 PM   #5
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It is very important that a woman breastfeeds the assembly line.

Cuz our product sells to this cesspool generation.
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Old 06.26.2006, 12:06 AM   #6
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Old 06.26.2006, 12:18 AM   #7
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all i know is that topic, best one ever. Never wanted to know what was on the inside of a post before
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Old 06.26.2006, 12:38 AM   #8
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its a line from arab on radar's "my mind is a muffler". Yaweh or the highway is a great abrasive record, i need to get some more stuff by them.
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Old 06.26.2006, 12:49 AM   #9
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Allright. Never heard of it.
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Old 06.26.2006, 10:50 AM   #10
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It is very important that a woman breastfeeds the assembly line.

Cuz our product sells to this cesspool generation.

Very Gang of Fourish.
Hayden, we should start a band named Tittyfukk and Butsecks.
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Old 06.26.2006, 11:01 AM   #11
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Ah good ol' Arab on Radar. I haven't listened to them in a while
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Old 06.26.2006, 01:15 PM   #12
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Hayden, we should start a band named Tittyfukk and Butsecks.

Can I be in it?
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Old 06.26.2006, 04:59 PM   #13
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Very Gang of Fourish.
Hayden, we should start a band named Tittyfukk and Butsecks.

I'll play the accordian.

Schizo is in.
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Old 06.26.2006, 05:01 PM   #14
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Oh my God here U are
Prettiest thing in life I've ever seen
Close my eyes what's it like,
What's it like inside your tambourine?

Oh my God, there I go
Falling in love with the face in a magazine (uh oh, not again)
All alone by myself
Me and I play my tambourine

Tambourine
Tambourine
Tambourine
Tambourine
Long days, lonely nights
Tambourine
Long days, lonely nights
Tambourine

I don't care 4 1 night stands
With trolley cars
That juggle 17
I just want 2 settle down and
Play around
My baby's tambourine

Tamborine what are U
Why are U the star of
All my dreams
(Star of all my dreams, are U a good tambourine)
Are U good, are U bad
Are U just unnecessary means

Tambourine
Tambourine
Tambourine
Trolley cars

Long days, lonely nights
2 bad we're not allowed 2 scream (yeah, yeah, too bad)
Guess that I'll stay at home
All alone and play my tambourine (aww)

Tambourine
Tambourine
Tambourine
Tambourine
The tambourine
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