Porkmarras & Saturnine vs Lurker

porkmarras · 07.06.2006, 08:22 AM

Hmmm.....

Tokolosh · 07.06.2006, 10:30 AM

Now you're doing it to?

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 01:13 PM

Haha I'm winning

alyasa · 07.06.2006, 01:17 PM

What's a 'Lurker'?

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 01:18 PM

Someone who doesn't log in on a forum, just watches. The old forum used call people who did that lurkers. I used to be one. My names a kind of joke.

Tokolosh · 07.06.2006, 01:20 PM

Lurker is not just another mailing list archiver. He is capable of handling gigabytes of mail without slowing down. Lurker has been designed to scale to support sites with thousands of concurrent users and hundreds of new messages a second. If you run a high-volume mailing list archive, you should seriously consider lurker for this alone.
To facilitate finding interesting data, lurker supports:

full keyword search by body, subject, author, ...
a graphical representation of message relationships
charts of the current activity about a topic
searching lists or queries around an estimated time
signature verification to confirm the author
messages markup to find related information

As one would expect, lurker also supports file attachments, multiple languages, message threading, gpg key photo ids, a transactional database, automatic timezone detection, render caching, xml customization with xslt and css, multiple front-ends (3-tier deployment), and many other buzz words.
Lurker works best with mozilla, internet explorer, konqueror, safari, opera, and lynx. Other browsers, most notably netscape4, can use lurker, but it will be quite ugly. Lurker has been tested on Linux, *BSD, Solaris, MacOS X, and windows/mingw. However, it is easiest to setup in Debian/GNU Linux.

alyasa · 07.06.2006, 01:20 PM

So you're the official 'Lurker'?

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa

So you're the official 'Lurker'?

Yeah. I'm like a trade union representative.

alyasa · 07.06.2006, 01:33 PM

Cool. uhmm... Welcome to the SY forums...

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 01:34 PM

Thanks!

alyasa · 07.06.2006, 01:35 PM

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 01:44 PM

Come on! I need more votes!

!@#$%! · 07.06.2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurker

Come on! I need more votes!

who are you?

i voted for porkie & that shameless poser saturnine of course

they are highly entertaining.

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 02:04 PM

I am a computer program.

Fox · 07.06.2006, 02:09 PM

porkmarras & Saturnine.

Lurker's a bad guy

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox

porkmarras & Saturnine.

Lurker's a bad guy

What!!! How am I bad? That sounds really serious, I'm not just a twat, I'm an actual bad person. And you've seen this from my posts? How is that so?

Tokolosh · 07.06.2006, 02:19 PM

I don't think you're a bad.
I just think you start very crappy threads, that's all.
Welcome.

Lurker · 07.06.2006, 02:26 PM

And you post in them. Anyway, I'm learning.

!@#$%! · 07.06.2006, 02:29 PM

View Poll Results: Porkmarras & Saturnine vs Lurker
Porkmarras & Saturnine	7	30.43%
Lurker	7	30.43%
Who the fuck is he anyway?	9	39.13%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

07.06.2006, 08:22 AM	#1
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Hmmm..... __________________
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07.06.2006, 10:30 AM	#2
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Now you're doing it to? __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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07.06.2006, 01:13 PM	#3
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Haha I'm winning
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07.06.2006, 01:17 PM	#4
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	What's a 'Lurker'? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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07.06.2006, 01:18 PM	#5
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Someone who doesn't log in on a forum, just watches. The old forum used call people who did that lurkers. I used to be one. My names a kind of joke.
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07.06.2006, 01:20 PM	#6
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Lurker is not just another mailing list archiver. He is capable of handling gigabytes of mail without slowing down. Lurker has been designed to scale to support sites with thousands of concurrent users and hundreds of new messages a second. If you run a high-volume mailing list archive, you should seriously consider lurker for this alone. To facilitate finding interesting data, lurker supports: full keyword search by body, subject, author, ... a graphical representation of message relationships charts of the current activity about a topic searching lists or queries around an estimated time signature verification to confirm the author messages markup to find related information As one would expect, lurker also supports file attachments, multiple languages, message threading, gpg key photo ids, a transactional database, automatic timezone detection, render caching, xml customization with xslt and css, multiple front-ends (3-tier deployment), and many other buzz words. Lurker works best with mozilla, internet explorer, konqueror, safari, opera, and lynx. Other browsers, most notably netscape4, can use lurker, but it will be quite ugly. Lurker has been tested on Linux, *BSD, Solaris, MacOS X, and windows/mingw. However, it is easiest to setup in Debian/GNU Linux. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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07.06.2006, 01:20 PM	#7
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	So you're the official 'Lurker'? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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07.06.2006, 01:33 PM	#9
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Cool. uhmm... Welcome to the SY forums... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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07.06.2006, 01:34 PM	#10
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Thanks!
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07.06.2006, 01:35 PM	#11
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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07.06.2006, 01:44 PM	#12
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Come on! I need more votes!
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07.06.2006, 02:04 PM	#14
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I am a computer program.
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07.06.2006, 02:09 PM	#15
Fox the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: France Posts: 599	porkmarras & Saturnine. Lurker's a bad guy __________________ #green_light_chat Myspace => Fox Noisejob
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07.06.2006, 02:19 PM	#17
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	I don't think you're a bad. I just think you start very crappy threads, that's all. Welcome. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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07.06.2006, 02:26 PM	#18
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	And you post in them. Anyway, I'm learning.
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07.06.2006, 02:29 PM	#19
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648
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