[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

so the other story goes like that:

known songwritter- BIG CRAP, I FEEL BAD USING THE SONGWRITTER TERM.
the lady who had the gyno tools almost experience.

he made a pass at her -ok actually he had also sort of hit on me too once upon a time when we went with friends to the place he was singing. i acted like i didnt understand. pause. to puke.

so anyhoo, she goes to his house for dinner.
the nightmare begins.
his house was kitchperv and he was very proud of it, showing it off to her.
he had a collection of pigs in sex positions. (i think that was included in the story..i dont think im making it up.....).
they eat.
he grabs his guitar and starts TO SING TO HER!
he stops. throws the guitar away. goes to her. opens her mouth.
AND SPITS IN IT!
and then he goes ballistic, telling her: spit me! spit me! spit me! throwing her around, spit me!

sorry, no punch line. she did some spitting and then she said she got mad and did a heavier spitting in a f@ck you asshole manner.



* i cant be sure about the ratio truth/lies, since i dunno those people*


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condoms brings us closer.

Haha

[EVOLghost]

I think my friend's cousin got herpes doin' that shit.

[knox]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

I think my friend's cousin got herpes doin' that shit.

you think? friend's cousin?

[SpaceCadetHayden]

Heroin, usually.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by knox

you think? friend's cousin?

err... ok he did. and yes my friends cousin/last resort dealer.

[knox]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

err... ok he did. and yes my friends cousin/last resort dealer.

he got herpes because of the internet?

[tw2113]

Originally Posted by knox

he got herpes because of the internet?

I thought that was the primary way

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by knox

he got herpes because of the internet?

yes. Technically yes. He hooked up with agirl on myspac.e

[knox]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

yes. Technically yes. He hooked up with agirl on myspac.e

this says something about myspace.

[EVOLghost]

This also says something about my last resort dealer.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

google


"zombie penis" and see for yourself.

God Dammit!!! u made me Google "Zombie Penis" !!!

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

right...there has been this deep thought, questioning for few nanoseconds: whether this great accessibility to casual sex, deprives them from feeling the need of a boyfriend. that they dont try much and/or enough.


i think, that if they find someone they really like, they go for it. and yay.
having this easiness to sex, doesnt make them seek for a boyfriend, have the need to have one in order to get sex, hense sometimes compromise. many greys in here too, i m sleepy to add things. you know what i mean.



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aw..nice condom today! makes you look soo sophisticated.

The weird thing about my friend, tho, was that she actually MARRIED two of the many guys she met online to have sex with. And she continues, to this day, to seek Mr. Perfect online. She's not about to give up.

[atsonicpark]

I;ve been drinking SO MUCH fucking everlcear lately. fuck!

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

doesn't anyone get down with the OG thrilling but dangerous addictions anymore