[Dead-Air]

Yeah, I've been too lazy to post here in over a year, but what the hell, I wrote this on a FB survey dare and it makes sense to post on ye old board.

https://www.facebook.com/notes/ricar...86950891329876

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According To: Sonic Youth

ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE: Shadow of a Doubt
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Self Obsessed and Sexxee
HOW DO YOU FEEL: I'm Insane
DESCRIBE WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE: Made in the USA
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD LIVE? Making the Nature Scene
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Radio-Amatoroj
YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION: Hotwire My Heart
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS: My Friend Goo
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE: Plastic Sun
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: Nevermind (What Was It Anyway?)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW, IT WOULD BE CALLED: Non Metal Dude Wearing Metal Tee
WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU: Pattern Recognition
YOUR Current RELATIONSHIP: I Love Her All of the Time
YOUR FEAR: She's in a Bad Mood
A FOND MEMORY: NYC Ghost and Flowers
WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU HAVE TO GIVE: Do You Believe in Rapture?
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Death to Our Friends
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE: Electric Noisefield
YOUR SOUL'S PRESENT CONDITION: Hyperstation
MOST FAITHFUL COMPANION: The Good and the Bad
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE: Improvisation Ajoutee
NOT SO NICE PEOPLE: Inhuman
YOUR MOTTO: The Ineffable Me

 

It's about sonic life, it's about lee is free...

[Rob Instigator]

awesome

[Rob Instigator]

My Life According To: Sonic Youth

ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE: Pre-Poured Wood
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: I'm Insane
HOW DO YOU FEEL: Confusion is Next
DESCRIBE WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE: Starfield Road
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD LIVE? Invito al Cielo
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? In The Mind of the Bourgeois Reader
YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION: Silver Rocket
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS: I Love Her All The Time
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE: Sweet Shine
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: Moon In The Bathroom
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW, IT WOULD BE CALLED: Beauty Lies In The Eye
WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU: What a Waste
YOUR Current RELATIONSHIP:I Love You Golden Blue
YOUR FEAR: Having Never Written a Note For Percussion
A FOND MEMORY: Wish Fulfilment
WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU HAVE TO GIVE: Unwind
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE: Making The Nature Scene
YOUR SOUL'S PRESENT CONDITION: 100%
MOST FAITHFUL COMPANION: Bookstore
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE: Hits of Sunshine
NOT SO NICE PEOPLE: Rats
YOUR MOTTO: Cross The Breeze

[Rob Instigator]

I had to. I will do a different band soon!

[EVOLghost]

awwww dang....:/
just have to use the next favorite band.

My Life According To: Blonde Redhead

ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE: Astro Boy
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Without Feathers
HOW DO YOU FEEL: Equally damaged
DESCRIBE WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE: Will there be Stars?
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD LIVE? Here Sometimes
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Oslo
YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION: Equus
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS: Melody
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE: Maddening Cloud
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: speed x distance = time
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW, IT WOULD BE CALLED: In an Expression of the inexpressible
WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU: Snippet
YOUR Current RELATIONSHIP: Not Getting There
YOUR FEAR: I am there while you choke on me
A FOND MEMORY: Signs along the Path
WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU HAVE TO GIVE: Love or Prison
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Misery is Butterfly
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE: Silently
YOUR SOUL'S PRESENT CONDITION: Ballad of Lemons
MOST FAITHFUL COMPANION: This is for me and I know everyone knows
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE: In particular
NOT SO NICE PEOPLE: chi e è non è
YOUR MOTTO: Everything is Wrong

[Rob Instigator]

Ok. Let's do this again.

This time I will follow the rules as set forth by Dead-Air.

My Life According To: Butthole Surfers

ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE: The O-Men
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Intelligent Guy
HOW DO YOU FEEL: Leave Me Alone
DESCRIBE WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE: Dracula from Houston
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD LIVE? Space
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Pittsburgh to Lebanon
YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION: Tornados
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS: American Woman
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE: Sweat Loaf
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: Booze, Tobacco, Dope, Pussy, Cars
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW, IT WOULD BE CALLED: Something
WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU: Suicide
YOUR Current RELATIONSHIP: Human Cannonball
YOUR FEAR: The Shah Sleeps In Lee Harvey's Grave
A FOND MEMORY: I Saw An X-Ray Of A Girl Passing Gas
WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU HAVE TO GIVE: Cough Syrup
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: The Lord Is a Monkey
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE: Kuntz
YOUR SOUL'S PRESENT CONDITION: Dancing Fool
MOST FAITHFUL COMPANION: The Jingle Of A Dog's Collar
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE: The Weird Revolution
NOT SO NICE PEOPLE: Leave Me Alone
YOUR MOTTO: Strangers Die Everyday

[demonrail666]

Haha. Great idea.

My life according to Bruce Springsteen:

ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE: 'Cautious Man'
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: 'I'm on Fire'
HOW DO YOU FEEL: 'Wreck on the Highway'
DESCRIBE WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE: 'My Hometown'
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD LIVE? 'Lucky Town'
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? 'Candy's Room'
YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION: 'Used Cars'
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS: 'Outlaw Pete'
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE: 'Empty Sky'
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: 'Spirit of the Night'
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW, IT WOULD BE CALLED: '57 Channels (and Nothin' On)'
WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU: 'Brilliant Disguise'
YOUR Current RELATIONSHIP: 'Hungry Heart'
YOUR FEAR: 'Fade Away'
A FOND MEMORY: 'Growin' Up'
WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU HAVE TO GIVE: 'It's Hard to be a Saint in the City'
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: 'Tomorrow Never Knows'
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE: 'Racing in the Street'
YOUR SOUL'S PRESENT CONDITION: 'Lost in the Flood'
MOST FAITHFUL COMPANION: 'Souls of the Departed'
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE: 'Spare Parts'
NOT SO NICE PEOPLE: 'Last to Die'
YOUR MOTTO: 'My Best Was Never Good Enough'
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