[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by evollove

Thankskilling

Please ignore the abysmal example set by President Obama who, in the name of Thanksgiving, supports torture as 45 million birds are horrifically abused; dragged through electrified stun baths, and then have their throats slit. And President Obama laughs. Haha, so funny!

As Ingrid Newkirk from PETA points out, turkey 'meat' is one of "our nation's top killers", causing heart-attacks and strokes in humans due to saturated animal fats and cholesterol. And President Obama laughs.

Further, the meat industry is responsible for 51% of human-caused greenhouse-gas emission, therefore the embarrassingly stupid White House 'turkey pardon' is open support for a viciously cruel and environmentally irresponsible industry.

And President Obama laughs.

-MORRISSEY
26 November 2013

yeah, of course, it's that damn obama that makes me eat turkey, and pork, and beef, and fish, and chicken, and cornish hen, and quail, and rabbit, and duck, and buffalo, and deer, and elk, and veal, and the eggs of chickens and ducks and quails, and lobster, and crab, and sea urchin, and all kinds of stuff that moves.

if it weren't for that kenyan muslim socialist i'd be stuffing myself with tofu and lentils daily, like a good guilt-ridden white hippie.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

I'm laughing because while the President is out killing actual human beings every day Morrissy is crying about turkeys? I thought Obama "pardoning" the turkey is priceless, what about pardoning those millions of deported folks, or even just some pardons to those hundreds of thousands of low-level offenders doing serious time in prison? Turkeys. America folks

 

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

By the way I'm thankful that I'm not currently living in a secret American prison or a shattered American fueled war zone. Seriously, thanksgiving is a great time of year for friends and family and a sense of cosmic gratitude, but sadly most Americans just aren't aware enough of what exactly they should be grateful for...

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

I'm laughing because while the President is out killing actual human beings every day Morrissy is crying about turkeys?

i'm thankful for comedy

[dead_battery]

morrissey believes saturated fat is bad for you so what the fuck does he know.

 

also what the fuck is obama supposed to do about it? cackle less?

morrissey is just an embarrassment to himself and the 1950s transgender community at this point.

[evollove]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i'm thankful for comedy

Morrissey makes me laugh. A lot. But reactions to Morrissey make me laugh even more.

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

Seriously, thanksgiving is a great time of year for friends and family and a sense of cosmic gratitude

I see friends all year round. My family sucks. This summer I overlooked an astonishingly beautiful vista and felt gratitude toward Being. Didn't make a fucking holiday out of it.

Holidays are crutches for the mentally and spiritually handicapped.

[EVOLghost]

I hope you motherfuckers had a nice dinner..and spent it exactly how you had planned.


Mine was nice. The only bad thing was coming home to find out my rommate had stolen my last roll of TP.....fucker....

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by evollove

Morrissey makes me laugh. A lot. But reactions to Morrissey make me laugh even more.

of course. morrissey's comedy is of the involuntary kind, whereas suchfriends and db mocked the stupid fool just right.

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

I hope you motherfuckers had a nice dinner..and spent it exactly how you had planned.

took a hot shower and currently getting plastered on irish cream while waiting for madame cussword to complete her ritual ablutions.

fucking a right it's a great day.

HAPPY FINISHES, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i'm thankful for comedy

 

What would we do without the massive bleeding heart of yours?

 

Putting a Ravens-Steelers bloodbath on national television for Thanksgiving is priceless! And I thought that 2011 Ravens-49ers Thanksgiving game was epic, last night was fucking NFL classico like an old 1980s "NFL Hits" movie! The 2011 Ravens-Steelers playoff game was probably the last game of the recklessly hard-hitting NFL era, I can't even remember how many guys got carted off the field dazed and bleeding but it must have been more than five at least! Last night, was the same. What is the hallmark of Ravens football is NOBODY accuses our hits of being dirty. We play hard but legal football, and Steelers RB Bell learned the hard way why RBs should be more careful when diving headlong into the endzone..

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

 

What would we do without the massive bleeding heart of yours?

don't how what you'd do but you realize the man you're quoting had his brains professionally bashed for decades, right? not that i'm disagreeing with him necessarily-- but what else did you expect him to say.