prole survival thread

dead_battery · 10.13.2015, 05:14 PM

i figure the symbol man has got the north and south america continent covered.

POST YOUR CHEAP SURVIVAL SCORES HERE.

STUFF THAT IS:

1. CHEAP AS FUCK
2. MAXIMUM QUALITY/LONGEVITY
3. SHIT THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME IF KEPT RIGHT
4. CUTS OUT BILLS/FUTURE EXPENDITURE
5. ESSENTIAL/COOL

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dead_battery · 10.13.2015, 05:15 PM

amazon uk is sporadically doing deals on these

dead_battery · 10.13.2015, 05:19 PM

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000J34HN4?keywords=casio&qid=1444774531&ref_=sr_1 _1&sr=8-1

this al qaeda endorsed classic could last you decades upon decades and is reviewed as being better quality and more durable than 90% of more expensive alternatives. in fact it's been called perhaps the single best electronic item you can purchase because of how fucking well made it is and how it just works and doesn't break.

£6.99 - life supply of wrist based time action sorted

dead_battery · 10.13.2015, 05:24 PM

food

vits (best)

review of probably the single cheapest highest spec and quality smartphone available in the uk for around £100 (chinese brand not promoted or found in mainstream 24 month tariff extortion centres). beats, matches or competes with practically every feature of high end mainstream alternatives that can cost up to 7 times the price

!@#$%! · 10.13.2015, 05:30 PM

this definitely on the unessential department but still handy:

last i moved i refused to cart dishes, wine glasses, cups, etc. takes a bunch of packing material inside or out, requires bigger van rentals, all of it can break anyway, etc.

so-- upon arrival went to the local walrats and found: luminarc wine glass 96 cents ea, basic ceramic plates (large, small, bow, no matter, same price) 88 cents ea.

lololololol @ family heirlooms. fuck attachment. and hauling weight.

go ahead & smash the dishes if you're mad.

dead_battery · 10.13.2015, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

lololololol @ family heirlooms. fuck attachment. and hauling weight.

truth. would personally prefer to be just vapor and find organs very cumbersome and high maintenance

Genteel Death · 10.13.2015, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead_battery

i figure the symbol man has got the north and south america continent covered.

POST YOUR CHEAP SURVIVAL SCORES HERE.

STUFF THAT IS:

1. CHEAP AS FUCK
2. MAXIMUM QUALITY/LONGEVITY
3. SHIT THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME IF KEPT RIGHT
4. CUTS OUT BILLS/FUTURE EXPENDITURE
5. ESSENTIAL/COOL

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Where do you live now?

!@#$%! · 10.13.2015, 05:56 PM

here's something i've seen in related searches lately:

http://andrewhy.de/how-to-live-comfo...onth-for-food/

here's something way tastier-- eat well for $4 a day-- free download

https://8b862ca0073972f0472b704e2c0c...-and-cheap.pdf

!@#$%! · 10.13.2015, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepper_green

food: just go to your local farmers market, though it's like an auction there sometimes early Saturday morning and the grocery store has better deals..

farmers markets around here are like fucking fancy food boutiques. $3 for 4 leafs of collard greens-- shit like that.

trader joe's has great stuff and waaaaay better deals

!@#$%! · 10.13.2015, 08:18 PM

yah here in new mexico we have some awesome little apples this time of the year. corn is over though (desert gets cold at night). and green chile season just finished-- gets roasted in the street and it's a fucking fantastic smell in parking lots all over. damn. best thing about this state.

dead_battery · 10.14.2015, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepper_green

all in all yr fucked. that's all I got. get off the grid.

i like this a lot, peppergreen really gets the vibe of this thread. all posts should contain useful information and factual statements of imminent doom.

#postnihilism #survivalistrealism #3dmolecularprinters #murderallrichpeople

!@#$%! · 10.14.2015, 05:25 PM

just had a kickass bowl of ramen. cook the 20-cent packet with tofu and frozen broccoli and some spices and it's probably $1 total, has carbs, vegs, fats and protein.

eta: this adds a lot of flavor to plain stuff like rice, etc.

and i haven't tried it yet but for vegetablearians there's this

!@#$%! · 10.15.2015, 08:23 PM

i had me a ramen cacio e pepe, a la david chang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNtmeRJCLg

WIN

ps- use less water from the start! can't be wasting butter-water like that when you po'

EVOLghost · 10.16.2015, 08:02 AM

http://sport.woot.com/offers/your-ch...787538#tracked

!@#$%! · 10.17.2015, 06:32 PM

UMAMI HiGh

Air-blown fresh popcorn with olive oil ans salt and a fuckload of soy sauce so much it burns

The poor-poor-poor man's caviar!!!

Holy ass, on a slice.... of cheddar

#alchemywithturds

10.13.2015, 05:14 PM	#1
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	i figure the symbol man has got the north and south america continent covered. POST YOUR CHEAP SURVIVAL SCORES HERE. STUFF THAT IS: 1. CHEAP AS FUCK 2. MAXIMUM QUALITY/LONGEVITY 3. SHIT THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME IF KEPT RIGHT 4. CUTS OUT BILLS/FUTURE EXPENDITURE 5. ESSENTIAL/COOL -
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10.13.2015, 05:15 PM	#2
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	amazon uk is sporadically doing deals on these
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10.13.2015, 05:24 PM	#4
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	food vits (best) review of probably the single cheapest highest spec and quality smartphone available in the uk for around £100 (chinese brand not promoted or found in mainstream 24 month tariff extortion centres). beats, matches or competes with practically every feature of high end mainstream alternatives that can cost up to 7 times the price
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10.13.2015, 05:30 PM	#5
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	this definitely on the unessential department but still handy: last i moved i refused to cart dishes, wine glasses, cups, etc. takes a bunch of packing material inside or out, requires bigger van rentals, all of it can break anyway, etc. so-- upon arrival went to the local walrats and found: luminarc wine glass 96 cents ea, basic ceramic plates (large, small, bow, no matter, same price) 88 cents ea. lololololol @ family heirlooms. fuck attachment. and hauling weight. go ahead & smash the dishes if you're mad.
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10.13.2015, 05:56 PM	#8
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	here's something i've seen in related searches lately: http://andrewhy.de/how-to-live-comfo...onth-for-food/ here's something way tastier-- eat well for $4 a day-- free download https://8b862ca0073972f0472b704e2c0c...-and-cheap.pdf
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10.13.2015, 05:19 PM	#3
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000J34HN4?keywords=casio&qid=1444774531&ref_=sr_1 _1&sr=8-1 this al qaeda endorsed classic could last you decades upon decades and is reviewed as being better quality and more durable than 90% of more expensive alternatives. in fact it's been called perhaps the single best electronic item you can purchase because of how fucking well made it is and how it just works and doesn't break. £6.99 - life supply of wrist based time action sorted
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10.13.2015, 08:18 PM	#10
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	yah here in new mexico we have some awesome little apples this time of the year. corn is over though (desert gets cold at night). and green chile season just finished-- gets roasted in the street and it's a fucking fantastic smell in parking lots all over. damn. best thing about this state.
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10.14.2015, 05:25 PM	#12
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	just had a kickass bowl of ramen. cook the 20-cent packet with tofu and frozen broccoli and some spices and it's probably $1 total, has carbs, vegs, fats and protein. eta: this adds a lot of flavor to plain stuff like rice, etc. and i haven't tried it yet but for vegetablearians there's this
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10.15.2015, 08:23 PM	#13
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i had me a ramen cacio e pepe, a la david chang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNtmeRJCLg WIN ps- use less water from the start! can't be wasting butter-water like that when you po'
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10.16.2015, 08:02 AM	#14
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	http://sport.woot.com/offers/your-ch...787538#tracked
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10.17.2015, 06:32 PM	#15
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	UMAMI HiGh Air-blown fresh popcorn with olive oil ans salt and a fuckload of soy sauce so much it burns The poor-poor-poor man's caviar!!! Holy ass, on a slice.... of cheddar #alchemywithturds
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