Bad jokes about retards,homosexuals,any non caucasian white polished and generally... - Page 2

fishmonkey · 08.31.2006, 06:48 AM

more like this?

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 06:53 AM

That's a cool pic.I've seen it on the forum before.

Inhuman · 08.31.2006, 07:38 AM

How about pedophiles?

I went out with a 14 year old last year and she pretended to be 15, and I heard someone say this to me:

Kay, what's the difference between you and acne?
A: Acne doesn't cum on your face until you're 15

CHOUT · 08.31.2006, 02:15 PM

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?

A: She kickstarts her dildo and rolls her own tampons.

CHOUT · 08.31.2006, 02:20 PM

Q: What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A: One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker.

(PC Disclaimer: I love gays and lesbians by the way.)

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 02:23 PM

haha

atari 2600 · 08.31.2006, 02:55 PM

I voted "No."

But since I am in the minority on that, here's something that was sent to one of my e-mail addresses the other day.

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make
your
lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living ."
Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit
adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take ten."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
I might add that I don't know who my father is & am a bastard.

Anngella · 08.31.2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonic sphere

what's the main cause of paedophilia?

sexy children

static-harmony · 08.31.2006, 03:48 PM

There was a boat sinking and there was 3 guys, a Mexican, a Black guy, and a White guy. They decided to throw things away that had to much back home.

So The Mexican guy says, "Well I'm throwing these beans since I have too many of them." So he throws them overboars.

Then the black guy says, "Well I'm going to throw this chicken since we have too many of these back home."

Then the white guy picks up the Mexican and the black guy and throws them overboard, and says "We have too many of these back home."

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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	How about pedophiles? I went out with a 14 year old last year and she pretended to be 15, and I heard someone say this to me: Kay, what's the difference between you and acne? A: Acne doesn't cum on your face until you're 15 __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kickstarts her dildo and rolls her own tampons. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Q: What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker. (PC Disclaimer: I love gays and lesbians by the way.) __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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08.31.2006, 02:55 PM	#35
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	I voted "No." But since I am in the minority on that, here's something that was sent to one of my e-mail addresses the other day. God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living ." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take ten." There, that ought to offend just about everybody. I might add that I don't know who my father is & am a bastard.
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	There was a boat sinking and there was 3 guys, a Mexican, a Black guy, and a White guy. They decided to throw things away that had to much back home. So The Mexican guy says, "Well I'm throwing these beans since I have too many of them." So he throws them overboars. Then the black guy says, "Well I'm going to throw this chicken since we have too many of these back home." Then the white guy picks up the Mexican and the black guy and throws them overboard, and says "We have too many of these back home." __________________
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