[sonicl]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Did you google that?

My brain is especially rich in omega-3 fatty acids (despite my going nearly twenty years without eating fish), and therefore it is particularly good at storing trivia.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

whatever good, fish does to you fisheaters! its washed out by the sparkling water you drink. so since i dont get inside me either of those, am in zero base, thus fine.

i'm like a superhuman then (not an ubermensch like jonboy though) because i eat fish and drink normal water.

[sonicl]

Sparkling water causes cellulite as well, I was once told.

[nicfit]

"Alright, still". HA!

[Toilet & Bowels]

yeah it was obvious, but what about the bit about the ubermensch?

[Toilet & Bowels]

do you know who jonboy really is?

[cuetzpalin]

still, of course

[sonicl]

Jonboy is a government minister, isn't he? Or is that Glice?

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

no.

i think you'll agree that he bears something of a likeness to this man!

 

[pokkeherrie]

silly question... still of course.
back in the old days they'd burn sparkling water drinkers at the stake.

[sonicl]

That is true - it comes from the thing of throwing women into a pond to find if they were witches. The extra gas in the sparkling water drinkers' blood meant that they would float, and thus be declared a witch, while the still water drinkers would sink because of their greater density, and be declared non-witches. In time they realised that all the women who had floated were sparkling water drinkers and made the all too obvious connection between drinking sparkling water and being a witch.

There are some towns in the east of England where, to this day, supermarket assistants will shout "Witch!!!" when they see a woman buying a bottle of Perrier.

[pokkeherrie]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

What do you mean it's a silly question? Can't you see all around you that it's something to be taken THAT seriously? The fish thing got me thinking more. I think because i eat fish and non- fish eaters are non-thinkers or generally slower- thinking people than fish eaters.

so by making this poll you're deliberately lowering yourself to the incompetent intellectual level of sparkling water drinkers? just to make conversation? tsssk... i bet you eat crabs too.

[jon boy]

i am not him. i take my orders from the 'true one'. i would be careful because your all on his list.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by jon boy

i am not him.

i know, you're too young to be him, himmler is your grandad.

[jon boy]

you where asking where your local 'headquarters' where on saturday. next thing you will be telling me saramkrop is the italian 'contact'?

[jon boy]

anyway, dont talk about uncle heiny like that!

[Toilet & Bowels]

now i just need to work out porkypie's connection to mussolini



anyway, who is He?

[jon boy]

i have seen said list and he is close to the top. i think he only wants membership so he can get drunk on power and rule with an iron fist.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i'd totally get drunk on power, like you wouldn't believe.


anyway, who is this "true one"?

[Toilet & Bowels]

political people annoy the fuck out of me, i would go insane if i was a politician, and the last thing you'd want is an insane man drunk with power at the nation's helm