Bawdy and Lewd Poll

Glice · 05.04.2006, 02:22 PM

All that I ask if for your hearts, in vote form, for perpetuity.

truncated · 05.04.2006, 02:26 PM

Waiting...

Glice · 05.04.2006, 02:27 PM

Your wait is over.

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

All that I ask if for your hearts, in vote form, for perpetuity.

ha. when i can understand what you ask i might consider

okay!!!! i'll vote...

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 02:29 PM

fuck man, where is the pussy and how do you call it?

Glice · 05.04.2006, 02:31 PM

That would be the devil's wort - In antiquity, the clitoris was considered to be the mark of a witch. Some cultures still perform cliterendectomies due to this mysterious sanctioning of the ladies pleasure area.

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 02:34 PM

im talking about the whole bit, the lips, inner & outer, the drinking fountain, to lap from, and snort, and yes the clit plus its hood & everything, the whole honey pot, the holy grotto, the cave of the madonna. you gotta look at the whole picture if you want to get any

Trasher02 · 05.04.2006, 02:35 PM

i like to suck everything.
*EDIT* wait let me rephrase that!!!

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 02:36 PM

^^^ now that's something i respect

truncated · 05.04.2006, 02:42 PM

I'm afraid my propriety will not allow me to comment on my complex viewpoint.

Savage Clone · 05.04.2006, 02:46 PM

I'm open to any and all areas. Your poll is limiting.

Everyneurotic · 05.04.2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02

i like to suck everything.
*EDIT* wait let me rephrase that!!!

hahahahahahahaha, good one.

and about the poll, truly something the author knows all too well, sucking.

enough said

Glice · 05.04.2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

hahahahahahahaha, good one.

and about the poll, truly something the author knows all too well, sucking.

enough said

Hmm. I would've expected a better put-down than that - something to the effect of, "Spitting Serpent? Coughing worm more like" or "You're a fuckwit. You have fucked your wits, fuckwit".That would've been better.

Everyneurotic · 05.04.2006, 03:05 PM

i just quoted:

Quote:

Originally Posted by top of the result charts

View Poll Results: Sucking - preferences. More than one vote allowed?

sorry for not being witty, i'm kinda lazy now

schizophrenicroom · 05.04.2006, 06:38 PM

missing "anal"

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 07:00 PM

and apparently, also "toe"

ps-- nose? wtf...? booger-eater...

soniknirve · 05.04.2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I'm open to any and all areas. Your poll is limiting.

can't get enough of those big polls...

HaydenAsche · 05.04.2006, 11:55 PM

I voted for the balls. I like that word.

Balls.

Glice · 05.05.2006, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

and apparently, also "toe"

The Floor Fingers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

missing "anal"

The Chocolate Aperture.

I was hoping I wouldn't have to make these things quite so obvious. Tsk tsk.

schizophrenicroom · 05.05.2006, 06:33 AM

oh. i'm slow.

View Poll Results: Sucking - preferences. More than one vote allowed?
The slow mastectomy	8	42.11%
The devils wort	6	31.58%
The floor fingers	4	21.05%
The chocolate aperture	5	26.32%
The violent, spitting serpent	7	36.84%
The hair-bestowed sacks of life	5	26.32%
The nose	3	15.79%
Other/ autre - Oh, let me tel you a story...	3	15.79%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

05.04.2006, 02:26 PM	#2
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Waiting...
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05.04.2006, 02:29 PM	#5
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,729	fuck man, where is the pussy and how do you call it?
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05.04.2006, 02:34 PM	#7
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,729	im talking about the whole bit, the lips, inner & outer, the drinking fountain, to lap from, and snort, and yes the clit plus its hood & everything, the whole honey pot, the holy grotto, the cave of the madonna. you gotta look at the whole picture if you want to get any
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05.04.2006, 02:35 PM	#8
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	i like to suck everything. EDIT wait let me rephrase that!!! __________________ 666
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05.04.2006, 02:36 PM	#9
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,729	^^^ now that's something i respect
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05.04.2006, 02:42 PM	#10
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I'm afraid my propriety will not allow me to comment on my complex viewpoint.
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05.04.2006, 02:46 PM	#11
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I'm open to any and all areas. Your poll is limiting.
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05.04.2006, 06:38 PM	#15
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	missing "anal" __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.04.2006, 07:00 PM	#16
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,729	and apparently, also "toe" ps-- nose? wtf...? booger-eater...
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05.04.2006, 11:55 PM	#18
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I voted for the balls. I like that word. Balls. __________________ rip
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05.05.2006, 06:33 AM	#20
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	oh. i'm slow. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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