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..heehee...I'll start.
The strangest place I've had sex was when I gave my bf a bj in a dressing room at K-mart's. |
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I already said this, but I'll say it again.
Having sex in the same bed the other person was asleep, or was supposed to be.
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what the... artsy???????????? |
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w/ my ex-wife in a dance club in tijuana in front of people who had no idea it was going on. probably not the strangest but the first oen to pop in my head. i get off on doing it in strange places.
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me naughty catholic grrl
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In my ear.
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In a bedroom next to a living room full of drunk people watching George W. Bush getting inaugriated for the first time. Our moans could not quite drown out theirs.
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oh hey i hadn't seen you before i was just shocked to see you appear out of the blue (and with such a topic), not shocked by your kmart action ha ha ha ha. |
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Depends. Was it with somebody else? Or were you alone?
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I once fuckked this chick in a room where 7 others persions were.
We had to be reaaaaly quiet
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i thought about it and i thought about it.
changing rooms, storerooms, shopping malls, bike trains, beaches, planes, the movies, elevators, offices, hospitals... i finally found it: library of congress, main reading room ![]() seXXXeee |
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Yeah. Right there in the middle on top of that round desk/counter thing.
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well no. there are stairwells. some happened to go exactly nowhere and had (almost) zero traffic. |
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That's not the way I remember it.
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eh, hm, er, sorry man, im not indulging in your homoerotic fantasies. grow a pair of tits, a thick head of hair, a nice punani, and i might enjoy your conversation enough for an adventure. but otherwise no thanks. ![]() |
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I'll work on it.
(not really...)
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gross man. gross. and i don't say this in german.
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yeah, bad. Sorry. I think I even grossed myself out.
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good. let that be a lesson to you.
ha ha. ok man i gotta take this opportunity to go buy bread. seeya. |
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Okay. Just remember--man does not live by bread alone.
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