[floatingslowly]

^^^ I like that, but where's the bugs??!

[Savage Clone]

Your house.

[floatingslowly]

no, those bugs have been exterminated.

I have to say, I felt a little sorry for the jumpy lil' bastards.

a few minutes into life and they were already drowning in windex.

[pokkeherrie]

you'll be really sorry once you get hit by another snow storm. there are times when a house full of bugs can save your life.



How to Eat Grasshoppers for Survival

By survivorman

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Have you ever eaten a grasshopper? Well, believe it or not they can save your life in a survival situation or just for fun. Grasshoppers can be found all over in North America and other countries as well. Please read on, this may save your life!


Instructions
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Things You’ll Need:

* Grasshoppers
* Stick or Wire
* Fire-starter

Step 1:
Begin by collecting lots of grasshoppers. You will need a good amount of them to satisfy your needs.

Step 2:
Grasp the thorax of the grasshopper and slowly and gently pull the head. Doing this will not only remove the head but also remove the guts and stomach.

Step 3:
Take the stick/wire and use it to remove more of the guts inside of the grasshopper. Stick it in the head socket and start scraping away. Believe me the grasshopper will taste much better.

Step 4:
Start a fire. Stick the stick/wire through where the head socket was. You are simply making a grasshopper cabob! Next, place the stick/wire in the ground close to the fire and let the grasshoppers cook very well.


Tips & Warnings

* If you have something to boil water in then that can help you. After your grasshoppers are cooked, place them in the boiling water for about three minutes. This will diminish more of the taste. But, this has consequences too. It takes away more of the nutrients that they have.
* Make sure to cook your grass hoppers VERY WELL! I say this because if you don't cook well enough you can get TAPE WORMS!!!!

[█████████]

pfft. i learned on macgyver how to cook paper clips.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by pokkeherrie

you'll be really sorry once you get hit by another snow storm. there are times when a house full of bugs can save your life.



How to Eat Grasshoppers for Survival

By survivorman

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Have you ever eaten a grasshopper?

yes. water grasshoppers, known as shrimps.

[pokkeherrie]

shrimps! eeeeww!
if i ever reincarnate i hope it's not going to be as an arctic cod because they have to eat shrimps each and every day.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by pokkeherrie

you'll be really sorry once you get hit by another snow storm. there are times when a house full of bugs can save your life.



How to Eat Grasshoppers for Survival

By survivorman

Rate: (0 Ratings)

Have you ever eaten a grasshopper? Well, believe it or not they can save your life in a survival situation or just for fun. Grasshoppers can be found all over in North America and other countries as well. Please read on, this may save your life!


Instructions
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Things You’ll Need:

* Grasshoppers
* Stick or Wire
* Fire-starter

Step 1:
Begin by collecting lots of grasshoppers. You will need a good amount of them to satisfy your needs.

Step 2:
Grasp the thorax of the grasshopper and slowly and gently pull the head. Doing this will not only remove the head but also remove the guts and stomach.

Step 3:
Take the stick/wire and use it to remove more of the guts inside of the grasshopper. Stick it in the head socket and start scraping away. Believe me the grasshopper will taste much better.

Step 4:
Start a fire. Stick the stick/wire through where the head socket was. You are simply making a grasshopper cabob! Next, place the stick/wire in the ground close to the fire and let the grasshoppers cook very well.


Tips & Warnings

* If you have something to boil water in then that can help you. After your grasshoppers are cooked, place them in the boiling water for about three minutes. This will diminish more of the taste. But, this has consequences too. It takes away more of the nutrients that they have.
* Make sure to cook your grass hoppers VERY WELL! I say this because if you don't cook well enough you can get TAPE WORMS!!!!

 

4John's clothes were made of camel's hair, and he had a leather belt around his waist. His food was locusts and wild honey

[girlgun]

my luck never ceases to amaze me.