[Toilet & Bowels]

i can't decide between the taxidermist or being cast in bronze

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

what is the place for things that don't exist?

Sealed envelopes.

[Tokolosh]

I'd like to be compressed into a 1 inch titanium capsule and shot into space.

I'll probably be cremated and land up on a shelf next to the fireplace in a relatives home.
It really doesn't matter.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

because "you" are not "there" to "go"?

what is the place for things that don't exist?

Let's not overthink this whole death thing, okay?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by pbradley

Sealed envelopes.

oh yeah like

"the check is in the mail!!"

Originally Posted by gmku

Let's not overthink this whole death thing, okay?

let us? who is us? and where are you, anyway?

[gmku]

I'm in the Interzone, man. Dig?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by gmku

I'm in the Interzone, man. Dig?

yeah? and where is that? where?

[Rob Instigator]

death is the great equalizer.

when people ask me what it is like AFTER death, I tell them "do you remember what it was like before you were born? It will be JUST LIKE THAT"

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Just think of how many have died while you were reading this......and that many more now that you are thinking about it.

i did.

nothing happened.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by gmku

Let's not overthink this whole death thing, okay?

And projecting all this "after death is going to be like this and like that" business isn't overthinking? You die, story over, nothing more. Sounds pretty simple to me.

[gmku]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Well......those people that died while you were reading and thinking might beg to differ!

well, i have no access to those people. are you their lawyer?

in any case-- i'm not narcissistic enough to expect that when i die it's going to be the problem of 12 billion people who've never heard of me. and i can safely say that most of those dying as we speak don't expect anything from me either.

 

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

no, I believe I meant ascribe [2.to attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic].

Then I don't have a clue what you mean. What do you ascribe to this philosophy? Yourself? Huh? Subscribe makes sense in the sense of "to declare assent to".

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i can't decide between the taxidermist or being cast in bronze

I'm after the full viking please, Sonic Youth messageboard death-wishes proxy. Cunting great boat set on fire, cast out to sea with only my coffin in it. Firework display on deck and a coffincam just to modern shit up a bit.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Where did you find this picture?

it's as old as the internet

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

He stole it from me. I've posted that before. Go figure. ME posting something about masturbating and cat killing.

lies. i saw that years before our first illicit encounter.

I want to be dismembered in the Sahara desert so that Bear Grylls can sleep inside me when the temperatures go down at night. He could squeeze my poo to quench his thirst the morning after.

[HECKLER SPRAY]

^^ Very poetic^^
I thought it was "I'll go to Hell/ heaven" thread. Pleased to see it's not the case.
I think I would not be able to decide what to do with my body when I'll pass away. And I don't care.

[ALIEN ANAL]

i want my ashes mixed into paint and then have someone do an awesome painting with it

yehhhh