[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

is there no liquor already in your house?

that's worrying

after all, this is America! what kind of good american household does NOT hold liquor?

I am bored as well, I should be busy in my classroom in Addis already, with a million things to do and no time to do them, but instead, I am stuck at home, no interviews until August, and I dont feel like running around the neighborhood dropping applications like I just graduated highschool with all the kiddies, so

reborn, left to sigh, we could, be born and simplify the way I lie, theres more, I get bored..

[davenotdead]

caffeine is awful anyhow...i dont drink coffee, and avoid caffeinated drinks whenever possible.

[Cantankerous]

i actually get headaches if i don't have coffee or some other caffeinated drink on a regular basis.
that's okay though. i love coffee. and red bull.

[acousticrock87]

Deftones in the rain. That would be a good night. I don't know about the crowd-surfing, though.

Has there already been an alcohol thread?

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i actually get headaches if i don't have coffee or some other caffeinated drink on a regular basis.
that's okay though. i love coffee. and red bull.

thats cuz yer system is all addicted. get off tha drugz. u is dependent now... what happens if our plane crashes over the pacific, and u and i are the only survivors on some island? you will be sitting around bitching about yer caffy headaches , and i will be making fire and cracking coconuts for your poor ass

[acousticrock87]

I think quitting now and quitting on a desert island would be about the same...

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

thats cuz yer system is all addicted. get off tha drugz. u is dependent now... what happens if our plane crashes over the pacific, and u and i are the only survivors on some island? you will be sitting around bitching about yer caffy headaches , and i will be making fire and cracking coconuts for your poor ass

i know it is

if you and i are the only survivors we're going to have to make babies.

[Rob Instigator]

recent stufdies show that drinking up to and more than 6 cups of coffee a day can extend your life by 20%, no lie. look it up.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i actually get headaches if i don't have coffee or some other caffeinated drink on a regular basis.
that's okay though. i love coffee. and red bull.

i drink the shit out of blue monster. ugh.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

recent stufdies show that drinking up to and more than 6 cups of coffee a day can extend your life by 20%, no lie. look it up.

this boosts my theory that i am going to outlive all you fuckers.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i know it is

if you and i are the only survivors we're going to have to make babies.

what if i'm on a pledge of celibacy, and refuse to compromise. ?

then we'll just be sitting on opposite sides of the island jerking off to coconut puppets

[gmku]

Try meditation.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

recent stufdies show that drinking up to and more than 6 cups of coffee a day can extend your life by 20%, no lie. look it up.

yeah, but you will be unable to control your trembling fingers, and your bladder for the last 25 years of your live. i seen it before

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

what if i'm on a pledge of celibacy, and refuse to compromise. ?

then we'll just be sitting on opposite sides of the island jerking off to coconut puppets

hahaha

you're gonna have to fight it if you're taking a pledge of celibacy



hmmmm chick vs. coconut?

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

yeah, but you will be unable to control your trembling fingers, and your bladder for the last 25 years of your live. i seen it before

have you also not noticed that pretty much everyone who amkes it past the age of 70 has trembling fingers and loss of bladder and bowel control ?
regardless of caffeine intake?

[Rob Instigator]

it would be the utmost in black humor to have one or both of the last people on a deserted island be sterile/infertile.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

hahaha

you're gonna have to fight it if you're taking a pledge of celibacy



hmmmm chick vs. coconut?

will power. i've got it.

hmm... coconut + hole + rubber plant could be fun... of course, the coconut will have to be really large, cuz u know, i'm a man

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

have you also not noticed that pretty much everyone who amkes it past the age of 70 has trembling fingers and loss of bladder and bowel control ?
regardless of caffeine intake?

yeah, cuz back in the day everyone smoked and drank coffee...