I got horribly drunk last night - Page 2

This Is Not Here · 02.21.2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

last night my buddy told me i look like Gene Wilder... at some point about 30 minutes later he grabbed my ass. we continued playing fifa 09 on xbox. that was about it

Unrealised sexual tension

davenotdead · 02.21.2009, 03:32 PM

yeah, something or rather

acousticrock87 · 02.21.2009, 03:52 PM

The night before last, I apparently sang Tim McGraw on karaoke at a bar, refusing as I went on stage. Came home, walked in on my roommate and a girl, introduced myself, and left.

This is what I heard later.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 02.21.2009, 09:23 PM

I went from drinking once every month or so to drinking four nights in the past week. Not used to that. Got drunk three of those time, and didn't have a hangover once. Kind o fodd but I don't get hangovers when I drink liquor. I'm not complaining.

acousticrock87 · 02.21.2009, 09:35 PM

I don't get hangovers when I start drinking often, but if I just get drunk once after a couple weeks of sobriety (which is usually the case when school is in), it's like waking up in a lasagna press.

pantophobia · 02.21.2009, 10:21 PM

i am extremely drunk right now. and should downn in dc doing thingd that would majke sarraa,mkrpihty proug, but no o ahad to stay hio,e limw a pussy amd not have snofg witk cute ,mwn oe wo,mwmn

fuxl;l id i dpm't cate

ps hoq i ws able to typw the first few qords and not the rest is bweyonf me

jennthebenn · 02.21.2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pantophobia

i am extremely drunk right now. and should downn in dc doing thingd that would majke sarraa,mkrpihty proug, but no o ahad to stay hio,e limw a pussy amd not have snofg witk cute ,mwn oe wo,mwmn

fuxl;l id i dpm't cate

ps hoq i ws able to typw the first few qords and not the rest is bweyonf me

You're not posting on Kittyradio.

pantophobia · 02.21.2009, 10:40 PM

fuck gtjhat shit, is not corunty lov e you honky ho

greedrex · 02.22.2009, 04:32 AM

^^ wolffz aiz?

phoenix · 02.22.2009, 04:41 AM

I'd love to get horribly drunk tonight.

ZEROpumpkins · 02.22.2009, 05:15 AM

atsonicpark's story made me want to do nutmeg for the lulz.

phoenix · 02.22.2009, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jennthebenn

You're not posting on Kittyradio.

thank fuck

02.22.2009, 05:25 AM

I found that story atsonicpark posted depressing, to be honest.

pbradley · 02.22.2009, 06:01 AM

It just reminds me of the time I did shrooms and the other time I smoked salvia.

Fucking right about salvia.

Derek · 02.22.2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I didn't write that. Funny story though.

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6:30 we start watching Family Guy. It may have been the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Yeah that's when I realised. Haha.

Trasher02 · 02.22.2009, 08:30 AM

I've done lots of stupid things when drunk. I'm not going to write them all down but most of them include agressive talk, fighting, breaking shit. You know the usual stuff.

Better_Than_You · 02.22.2009, 09:23 AM

the last time i got obliterated i passed out at a frat party with a few friends so we wouldnt get date raped (that was so fucking stupid. they could've easily date raped us all.) and when i woke up my friends left to go get burger king. and i was left in this nasty ass apartment by myself. not only that but i was locked in. so i crawled out of the window and chased after my friends car as they left the parking lot. but they didnt see me. so i crawled back in. only to find that it was the wrong apartment window that i crawled into. i was still pretty drunk. so this fat fuck was absolutely speechless and staring at me from his kitchen as i tried to explain to him, 'hey, you had a party here last night and now i can't find my purse.' 'uh... i dont think you have the right place.' and then i started digging around his apartment and telling him, 'no. this is the right place. where is it.' and then i started crying because i couldnt find it and i thought someone stole it. so he was even more stunned and bewildered. poor guy. he was nice though and let me leave out the front door so i didn't have to crawl back through his window.

theres not really a happy ending to this. it just gets worse.

Kloriel · 02.22.2009, 10:03 AM

haha, wow

and i'm sorry if you're not laughing about it yet

DeadDiscoDildo · 02.22.2009, 11:59 AM

How did it get worse? Did the fat guy date rape you?

DeadDiscoDildo · 02.22.2009, 12:00 PM

oh and btw, I got horribly drunk last night. 4 shots of tequila and four beers before the party even starts+ a beer in the car on the way = way too drunk AFTER the party....

still kickin my hangover

02.21.2009, 03:32 PM	#22
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	yeah, something or rather __________________
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02.21.2009, 03:52 PM	#23
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	The night before last, I apparently sang Tim McGraw on karaoke at a bar, refusing as I went on stage. Came home, walked in on my roommate and a girl, introduced myself, and left. This is what I heard later.
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02.21.2009, 09:23 PM	#24
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	I went from drinking once every month or so to drinking four nights in the past week. Not used to that. Got drunk three of those time, and didn't have a hangover once. Kind o fodd but I don't get hangovers when I drink liquor. I'm not complaining. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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02.21.2009, 09:35 PM	#25
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I don't get hangovers when I start drinking often, but if I just get drunk once after a couple weeks of sobriety (which is usually the case when school is in), it's like waking up in a lasagna press.
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02.21.2009, 10:21 PM	#26
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	i am extremely drunk right now. and should downn in dc doing thingd that would majke sarraa,mkrpihty proug, but no o ahad to stay hio,e limw a pussy amd not have snofg witk cute ,mwn oe wo,mwmn fuxl;l id i dpm't cate ps hoq i ws able to typw the first few qords and not the rest is bweyonf me
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02.21.2009, 10:40 PM	#28
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	fuck gtjhat shit, is not corunty lov e you honky ho
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02.22.2009, 04:32 AM	#29
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	^^ wolffz aiz? __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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02.22.2009, 04:41 AM	#30
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I'd love to get horribly drunk tonight. __________________ tiny and lost.
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02.22.2009, 05:15 AM	#31
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	atsonicpark's story made me want to do nutmeg for the lulz. __________________
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02.22.2009, 05:25 AM	#33
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I found that story atsonicpark posted depressing, to be honest.
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02.22.2009, 06:01 AM	#34
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	It just reminds me of the time I did shrooms and the other time I smoked salvia. Fucking right about salvia.
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02.22.2009, 08:30 AM	#36
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	I've done lots of stupid things when drunk. I'm not going to write them all down but most of them include agressive talk, fighting, breaking shit. You know the usual stuff. __________________ 666
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02.22.2009, 09:23 AM	#37
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	the last time i got obliterated i passed out at a frat party with a few friends so we wouldnt get date raped (that was so fucking stupid. they could've easily date raped us all.) and when i woke up my friends left to go get burger king. and i was left in this nasty ass apartment by myself. not only that but i was locked in. so i crawled out of the window and chased after my friends car as they left the parking lot. but they didnt see me. so i crawled back in. only to find that it was the wrong apartment window that i crawled into. i was still pretty drunk. so this fat fuck was absolutely speechless and staring at me from his kitchen as i tried to explain to him, 'hey, you had a party here last night and now i can't find my purse.' 'uh... i dont think you have the right place.' and then i started digging around his apartment and telling him, 'no. this is the right place. where is it.' and then i started crying because i couldnt find it and i thought someone stole it. so he was even more stunned and bewildered. poor guy. he was nice though and let me leave out the front door so i didn't have to crawl back through his window. theres not really a happy ending to this. it just gets worse. __________________ ze space.
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02.22.2009, 10:03 AM	#38
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	haha, wow and i'm sorry if you're not laughing about it yet
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02.22.2009, 11:59 AM	#39
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	How did it get worse? Did the fat guy date rape you?
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02.22.2009, 12:00 PM	#40
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	oh and btw, I got horribly drunk last night. 4 shots of tequila and four beers before the party even starts+ a beer in the car on the way = way too drunk AFTER the party.... still kickin my hangover
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