who got their appendix taken out? - Page 2

floatingslowly · 08.24.2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

eh, interweb consolations are nice & all, but MY DICK IS BETTER THAN YOURS.

ha ha ha

ps- your foreskin called. o wait, there's no reception in the sewer.

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

You. Me. Cock fight. The winner has the more fantastic schlong.

I'd rather watch you guys use yr appendixes. I know where to get a scalpel.

!@#$%! · 08.24.2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'd rather watch you guys use yr appendixes. I know where to get a scalpel.

my appendix is kicking his foreskin's ass in the sewer

it's a fucking bloodbath

floatingslowly · 08.24.2009, 07:57 PM

I'm sure mine has made it's way into the Los Angeles water supply by now.

drink deep, cali.

pbradley · 08.24.2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

my appendix is in the sewer

Kind of ironic.

!@#$%! · 08.24.2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Kind of ironic.

pbradley · 08.24.2009, 08:27 PM

Are you saying it isn't really ironic?

floatingslowly · 08.24.2009, 08:28 PM

I think he's trying to say that it's like raaaaain on yr wedding daaaaaaay.

Conrad · 08.24.2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

people removed and remove the appendix not for kicks ya doofus, but because it would get swollen and rupture! They do not just remove them for no reason! jeez! way to come off as ig'nant on the medicine tip man!

the only time they are removed is when they are infected.

Yup yup.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.24.2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I think he's trying to say that it's like raaaaain on yr wedding daaaaaaay.

You must accept the good advice that you just can't take before giving Rep to floatingslowly again.

pbradley · 08.24.2009, 08:46 PM

Except now doctors might want to treat the infection instead of cutting it right out.

東京親父ギャグ研究所 · 08.24.2009, 09:24 PM

I am appendixless. I had it removed so I wouldn't die, not for kicks and giggles.

pbradley · 08.24.2009, 09:38 PM

But you kicked and giggled anyway, right? Who doesn't like a good kicking and giggling?

東京親父ギャグ研究所 · 08.24.2009, 09:44 PM

Of course I did. They gave me some pretty sweet drugs.

davenotdead · 08.25.2009, 12:22 AM

you guys are all pussies.

amerikangod · 08.25.2009, 02:52 AM

Having foreskin is like never cutting your toe nails.

youthoftomorrow · 08.25.2009, 03:09 AM

i almost died because of my appendix.

it became infected and i went to the hospital to get it removed. just as they were getting ready to put me under, the damn thing ruptured. thankfully i was already on my way to the operating room, so it wasn't a huge deal.

really odd sensation, though, feeling your appendix rupture.

nicfit · 08.25.2009, 03:15 AM

do you believe in rupture?

davenotdead · 08.25.2009, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow

really odd sensation, though, feeling your appendix rupture.

what does it feel like?

Norma J · 08.25.2009, 05:38 AM

I'm said to be a miracle. I had my appendix out a couple of years ago now. I was feeling severe pain for weeks, on and off, until ut got to the point where the pain was so severe that I'd drop to my knees and continue to further more roll around squirming, all while convincing myself I must be celiac. So I put up with this for a while, like a few months until it got to the point where I explained above and I dragged myself to the doctors, I explained my pains and took a piss test. Turns out I had a bladder infection so I was sent home with anti-biotics and a week later I had no more pain. A few days later I got a call from the doctor who had gotten back the ultra-sound results and she urgently directed me to go to emergency, so goes on to explain that the ultra-sounds results showed that my appendix had burst and just just said get straight to hospital. I got there and they put me straight in, and doctors and nurses kept coming in and out and I got a bunch of tests and needles and put on a drip and sent home 7 or so hours later considering my appendix had already burst and I was in no more pain they let me go after a long talk between themselves... So then I was booked in for a few months later to get it taken out to try and let it heal and make the surgery less complicated, but it worked the opposite way - it was meant to be over night surgery but turned into 9 or so days because it had healed but it had stuck to other organs which it had to be cut away from etc.
Pretty terrible few weeks/months, but being in hospital for even that amount of time can be life-changing, I found.

/end story

All's good now though.

!@#$%! · 08.25.2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 東京親父ギャグ研究所

I am appendixless. I had it removed so I wouldn't die, not for kicks and giggles.

same here!

mine was the size of a fucking yam (well, relatively).

it was ready to ass-plode, so they cut it.

i had it on a jar for a couple of years, then it got tossed when we moved

08.24.2009, 07:57 PM	#23
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm sure mine has made it's way into the Los Angeles water supply by now. drink deep, cali.
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08.24.2009, 08:27 PM	#26
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Are you saying it isn't really ironic?
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08.24.2009, 08:28 PM	#27
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I think he's trying to say that it's like raaaaain on yr wedding daaaaaaay.
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08.24.2009, 08:46 PM	#30
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Except now doctors might want to treat the infection instead of cutting it right out.
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08.24.2009, 09:24 PM	#31
東京親父ギャグ研究所 little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Tokyo Posts: 61	I am appendixless. I had it removed so I wouldn't die, not for kicks and giggles.
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08.24.2009, 09:38 PM	#32
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	But you kicked and giggled anyway, right? Who doesn't like a good kicking and giggling?
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08.24.2009, 09:44 PM	#33
東京親父ギャグ研究所 little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Tokyo Posts: 61	Of course I did. They gave me some pretty sweet drugs.
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08.25.2009, 12:22 AM	#34
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	you guys are all pussies. __________________
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08.25.2009, 02:52 AM	#35
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Having foreskin is like never cutting your toe nails. __________________
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08.25.2009, 03:09 AM	#36
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	i almost died because of my appendix. it became infected and i went to the hospital to get it removed. just as they were getting ready to put me under, the damn thing ruptured. thankfully i was already on my way to the operating room, so it wasn't a huge deal. really odd sensation, though, feeling your appendix rupture. __________________ avalanche.
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08.25.2009, 03:15 AM	#37
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	do you believe in rupture? __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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08.25.2009, 05:38 AM	#39
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I'm said to be a miracle. I had my appendix out a couple of years ago now. I was feeling severe pain for weeks, on and off, until ut got to the point where the pain was so severe that I'd drop to my knees and continue to further more roll around squirming, all while convincing myself I must be celiac. So I put up with this for a while, like a few months until it got to the point where I explained above and I dragged myself to the doctors, I explained my pains and took a piss test. Turns out I had a bladder infection so I was sent home with anti-biotics and a week later I had no more pain. A few days later I got a call from the doctor who had gotten back the ultra-sound results and she urgently directed me to go to emergency, so goes on to explain that the ultra-sounds results showed that my appendix had burst and just just said get straight to hospital. I got there and they put me straight in, and doctors and nurses kept coming in and out and I got a bunch of tests and needles and put on a drip and sent home 7 or so hours later considering my appendix had already burst and I was in no more pain they let me go after a long talk between themselves... So then I was booked in for a few months later to get it taken out to try and let it heal and make the surgery less complicated, but it worked the opposite way - it was meant to be over night surgery but turned into 9 or so days because it had healed but it had stuck to other organs which it had to be cut away from etc. Pretty terrible few weeks/months, but being in hospital for even that amount of time can be life-changing, I found. /end story All's good now though. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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