Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God - Page 2

Satan · 09.18.2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

No way, I will meet my goals in the night.

There.

That is me.

goddamn those are some serious mutton chops

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 10:35 PM

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod.

notyourfiend · 09.18.2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

I think you are! I especially liked the raver look!

With that being said, I'm staying up as I drink a beer.

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 10:39 PM

Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.

notyourfiend · 09.18.2009, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.

there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender.

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

But I'm a shoe-in for the 'quickest ejaculate in a carved open summer melon' competition.

So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender.

Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.

notyourfiend · 09.18.2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

As for the former, this is a thread for drunken stupidity, not actual discussion.

As for the latter, misanthropy is allowed and welcomed.

for better or worse, those thoughts don't ever really get shut off in my head. i have a fuckin bachelors degree in women's studies! being f-ed up just makes shit more fun/less horrifying to think about.

we all need to escape sometimes.

cheers!

notyourfiend · 09.18.2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.

I'm glad we think similarly!

edit: to amerikangod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cy22Woq_Ls

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 10:50 PM

You know I want a black shirt Kathleen Hanna in her most riot grrrl pose on it. I want it to say Rebel Girl. With Rebel on top and Girl on the bottom. SOmeone make me a shirt like that.

Satan · 09.18.2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender.

misanthropy for the fuckin win

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

hahahahaha i was gonna say that

notyourfiend · 09.18.2009, 10:58 PM

aite, im finally out.

i'll revisit this tomm.

salam.

pbradley · 09.18.2009, 11:00 PM

Misanthropy is easy.

girlgun · 09.19.2009, 02:33 AM

hi. my name is girlgun and i'm fucking drunk. my thumb is bleeding because i smashed my glass on the table at the hilo and a piece of glass decided to hang out in the hem of my skirt. so one dude made kitty paws at me while i talked to my kid's spanish teacher. she's weird but cool. kthxbai. better go to sleep now because i have to go to some "irish" pub tomorrow with my cousin i haven't seen in years (she's a kettle bell lifter) to watch another cuz play bagpipes which i hate. i just feel guilty because i don't know my fam. oh yeah bye.

kierkegaarden · 09.19.2009, 02:42 AM

hi, i am not wasted, i am xanaxed

tried but couldn't stomach hegel, drowning in the goslings' grandeur of hair instead

Satan · 09.19.2009, 02:42 AM

medicateddddd

Glice · 09.19.2009, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Being able to shoot your load and say 'Peace!" within moments is important to one's genital survival when fucking melons. Think about it. They sit out in fields, many of them are already full of fuck holes... naturally, they are full of bees. When you stick your dong into something full of bees, you want to get it out ASAP, do you not?

lrn2melonfuck

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I only approve of BA's in Women's Studies when coupled with a minor in intensive blowjobs. Otherwise I feel like my patriarchy is threatened. And when I feel like my patriarchy is threatened, I come online and talk about my dick. All. Fucking. Day.

You think it's bad now? Just you wait.

Can I hereby nominate Herr god for some sort of Internet knighthood? Thanks.

Dead-Air · 09.19.2009, 05:07 AM

O.k., I promised. So fucked up I was unable to come though she says she did twice. Which is some kind of record between us. If only I had felt it...

Trasher02 · 09.19.2009, 06:30 AM

I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike.
I did a faceplant.
Face = wrecked.
FML

Satan · 09.19.2009, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Trasher02

I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike.
I did a faceplant.
Face = wrecked.
FML

not your beautiful face!!!!!

09.18.2009, 10:35 PM	#22
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	No, I'm not. Thanks anyways. So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod. __________________
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09.18.2009, 10:39 PM	#24
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	You know I want a black shirt Kathleen Hanna in her most riot grrrl pose on it. I want it to say Rebel Girl. With Rebel on top and Girl on the bottom. SOmeone make me a shirt like that. __________________
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09.18.2009, 10:58 PM	#32
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	aite, im finally out. i'll revisit this tomm. salam. __________________
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09.18.2009, 11:00 PM	#33
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Misanthropy is easy.
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09.19.2009, 02:33 AM	#34
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	hi. my name is girlgun and i'm fucking drunk. my thumb is bleeding because i smashed my glass on the table at the hilo and a piece of glass decided to hang out in the hem of my skirt. so one dude made kitty paws at me while i talked to my kid's spanish teacher. she's weird but cool. kthxbai. better go to sleep now because i have to go to some "irish" pub tomorrow with my cousin i haven't seen in years (she's a kettle bell lifter) to watch another cuz play bagpipes which i hate. i just feel guilty because i don't know my fam. oh yeah bye.
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09.19.2009, 02:42 AM	#35
kierkegaarden children of satan Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Upper Peninsula, Michigan Posts: 258	hi, i am not wasted, i am xanaxed tried but couldn't stomach hegel, drowning in the goslings' grandeur of hair instead __________________ http://cecinestpasunepipe.tumblr.com/ http://www.last.fm/user/denyelseother
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09.19.2009, 02:42 AM	#36
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09.19.2009, 05:07 AM	#38
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09.19.2009, 06:30 AM	#39
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	I'm still drunk from last night. I crashed my bike. I did a faceplant. Face = wrecked. FML __________________ 666
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