Can I get larger balls without paying for them?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.02.2010, 04:08 AM

I have trouble getting mine into the hoops.

...

At least I thought it was clever.

floatingslowly · 03.02.2010, 09:25 AM

infections are cheap.

take a rusty cheese grater, poop on it and use it to scrub your balls vigorously.

they should be big and red after a few minutes.

yr welcome.

shabbray2.0 · 03.02.2010, 10:07 AM

are there different colors available?

artsygrrl · 03.02.2010, 07:51 PM

Yes, Dr., you can. Wrap a thick rubber band tightly around yr balls. They will swell to an admirable size, but unfortunately will shrivel and fall off in due time.

floatingslowly · 03.02.2010, 07:52 PM

you speak with experience.

artsygrrl · 03.02.2010, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you speak with experience.

haha, you don't know the half of it.

floatingslowly · 03.02.2010, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

haha, you don't know the half of it.

sweet glowin' jesus.

I shall not be altered!

jon boy · 03.02.2010, 08:46 PM

my balls are golden (ever since my accident).

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.02.2010, 10:02 PM

You guys are preverts.

artsygrrl · 03.03.2010, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

infections are cheap.

take a rusty cheese grater, poop on it and use it to scrub your balls vigorously.

they should be big and red after a few minutes.

yr welcome.

hahahaha! The visual makes me tingle "down there".

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 07:42 AM

permanently or?

SYRFox · 03.03.2010, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

You guys are preverts.

what's wrong with jacques prévert?

verme (prevaricator) · 03.04.2010, 09:49 AM

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	infections are cheap. take a rusty cheese grater, poop on it and use it to scrub your balls vigorously. they should be big and red after a few minutes. yr welcome.
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shabbray2.0 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,409	are there different colors available? __________________ PLEASE WAIT...BUILDING RAGE DEM DAYS, WHEN EVERYTHING IS HIP HOP "Beat the stage for an extra ending with monkeys"
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artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Yes, Dr., you can. Wrap a thick rubber band tightly around yr balls. They will swell to an admirable size, but unfortunately will shrivel and fall off in due time.
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	You guys are preverts.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	permanently or? __________________ tiny and lost.
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