thread where dave is still not dead and tries to 'bond' with phoenix - Page 2

davenotdead · 03.10.2010, 04:42 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XC381G8rS4

some of you guys need to get on my level

pbradley · 03.10.2010, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

some of you guys need to get on my level

!@#$%! · 03.10.2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

You should get a grip and stop taking everything people post on the internet so seriously. Or write some fucking poetry about how I am lame, Dave is lame, everyone is lame.

add some music and it could be the death rattle of the emo genre

davenotdead · 03.10.2010, 02:49 PM

no. that prose was pure

phoenix · 03.10.2010, 06:00 PM

dave how is yr movie stuff/acting pass time going?

ni'k · 03.10.2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

You should get a grip and stop taking everything people post on the internet so seriously. Or write some fucking poetry about how I am lame, Dave is lame, everyone is lame.

I thinbk you should get a grip and stop taking everything people post on the internet so seriously. I mean, what the fuck was that? An utterly failed attempt to be cuntish for no reason. Fail. Completely. Even if it wasn't from a sad old drunk who once told me i had "it" and hinted that i might get the honour of writing lyrics for his year of the lips project, but is now lashing out wildly with failed insults out of some childish motive that i don't even give a fuck enough to want to know, even then it would still just be a stupid thing to say. write poetry about YOU? haha, is that even possible?

His name was Gabby,
He wanted to crush me,
with his farts,
and his anus,
oh his smelly 40 year old drunk farts.
and his important music career
and his sweaty fat ass
oh how it was of the utmost concern to me
what he said and did on a forum

was he under the impression?
that there might be at least two fifths of a fuck i might give?
oh how i wearied, of the attention from this sad old drunk
perhaps he was approaching senility
and wanted a concubine to wipe his smelly ass
as he furthered his important music career
in an alzhiemery fog.
well, it was of little consequence,
i knew that an artistic vision such as his,
could not be waylaid even if it emanated from the vessel of a drunken senile and oh so lonely 40 year old wannabe rockstar with an anal fart face crush fetish
i knew that i would only ever play second fiddle, to his aesthetic genius, his vision!
at best i might be a minor footnote in his biography,
a muse for an afternoon, a sympathetic face to fart on
but i could only ever hold this genius back
and that would be a crime against the humanities.
so i observed him from afar,
but still i could not manage to give two fifths of a fuck.
about him in any possible way.

fin.

Genteel Death · 03.10.2010, 07:02 PM

Hahahaha.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ni'k again.

!@#$%! · 03.10.2010, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

no. that prose was pure

oh no no you didn't get what i mean. i didn't mean porky. i meant what he described. i meant this:

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Originally Posted by ni'k

His name was Gabby,
He wanted to crush me,
with his farts,
and his anus,
oh his smelly 40 year old drunk farts.
and his important music career
and his sweaty fat ass
oh how it was of the utmost concern to me
what he said and did on a forum

was he under the impression?
that there might be at least two fifths of a fuck i might give?
oh how i wearied, of the attention from this sad old drunk
perhaps he was approaching senility
and wanted a concubine to wipe his smelly ass
as he furthered his important music career
in an alzhiemery fog.
well, it was of little consequence,
i knew that an artistic vision such as his,
could not be waylaid even if it emanated from the vessel of a drunken senile and oh so lonely 40 year old wannabe rockstar with an anal fart face crush fetish
i knew that i would only ever play second fiddle, to his aesthetic genius, his vision!
at best i might be a minor footnote in his biography,
a muse for an afternoon, a sympathetic face to fart on
but i could only ever hold this genius back
and that would be a crime against the humanities.
so i observed him from afar,
but still i could not manage to give two fifths of a fuck.
about him in any possible way.

fin.

see?

it's plenty bitter-- lacks self-pity though. maybe if we combine 2 songs.

davenotdead · 03.10.2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

dave how is yr movie stuff/acting pass time going?

stalled at the moment... waiting on a mr spielberg to make up his damn mind.

'the last song' comes out here in a few weeks tho.

!@#$%$@ - i see now.

floatingslowly · 03.10.2010, 10:01 PM

I'm pretty sure that Dave is only a rapist on the internet, and I suspect the "yeah, I met Milley" hot-tub story keeps it that way.

DeadDiscoDildo · 03.11.2010, 12:27 AM

so pheonix wanna get out of here and stuff?

davenotdead · 03.11.2010, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'm pretty sure that Dave is only a rapist on the internet, and I suspect the "yeah, I met Milley" hot-tub story keeps it that way.

bout to place my order for business cards, as professional "internet rapist". is 'eggshell' appropriate for my line of work?

phoenix · 03.11.2010, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

so pheonix wanna get out of here and stuff?

where do you suggest??

phoenix · 03.11.2010, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

bout to place my order for business cards, as professional "internet rapist". is 'eggshell' appropriate for my line of work?

do you have an agent or pick up your own jobs?

and I'd say lavender....

davenotdead · 03.11.2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

do you have an agent or pick up your own jobs?

and I'd say lavender....

oh, i'm not big-time yet. i just work whenever it comes to me.

lavender huh?

DeadDiscoDildo · 03.11.2010, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

where do you suggest??

your bedroooooooom bahaha

phoenix · 03.11.2010, 04:47 PM

funny if i had one.

When are you getting yr new guitar?

phoenix · 03.11.2010, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

oh, i'm not big-time yet. i just work whenever it comes to me.

lavender huh?

Oh okay. Lots of small sable or part time actors still have agencies here.. But i don't know at what stage it becomes worthwhile money wise.

davenotdead · 03.11.2010, 04:50 PM

well for a dude like me, its just gravy. i made a little over $1800 for 18 days of work on films last year

DeadDiscoDildo · 03.11.2010, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

funny if i had one.

When are you getting yr new guitar?

I dont know! Im about to go to austin for south by southwest with my band so whenever I get back from that. We'll be gone for like 10 days

03.10.2010, 04:42 AM	#21
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XC381G8rS4 some of you guys need to get on my level __________________
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Hahahaha. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ni'k again.
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03.10.2010, 10:01 PM	#30
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm pretty sure that Dave is only a rapist on the internet, and I suspect the "yeah, I met Milley" hot-tub story keeps it that way.
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03.11.2010, 12:27 AM	#31
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	so pheonix wanna get out of here and stuff?
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03.11.2010, 04:47 PM	#37
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	funny if i had one. When are you getting yr new guitar? __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.11.2010, 04:50 PM	#39
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	well for a dude like me, its just gravy. i made a little over $1800 for 18 days of work on films last year __________________
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