Where the hell is naive melody? - Page 2

afterthefact · 05.28.2009, 09:37 AM

Well, it's orange now, but still not clickable...

floatingslowly · 05.28.2009, 09:41 AM

ok try now.

Better_Than_You · 05.28.2009, 12:31 PM

shes probably shopping at wal-mart.

HEY O!!

(or is that not funny anymore. are we dropping that?)

afterthefact · 05.28.2009, 12:31 PM

Jokes never get old here, you're cool.

demonrail666 · 05.28.2009, 01:07 PM

last i heard she was on The Fall forum discussing air conditioning with someone named NewPuritan.

chrome noise tape · 05.28.2009, 01:16 PM

Travis Metcalf: acoustic guitar
Travis Hartnett: acoustic guitar
Derek DiFilippo: bass, slide guitar
Steve Ball: acoustic guitar, drums, vox

gmku · 06.02.2009, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

if I were to guess, I'd say, she was run off like all the other new people that think "hey, I like sonic youth", only to discover that this board has nothing to do with sonic youth and everything to do with The Fine Art of High Cuntestry.

Ha ha. Indeed.

Repped.

demonrail666 · 06.02.2009, 09:21 AM

did she ever once actually mention sonic youth?

phoenix · 06.02.2009, 09:28 AM

she didn't have time, too busy posting about her hamster or her faucet or something.

Derek · 06.02.2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

did she ever once actually mention sonic youth?

Same could be said about quite a few people here.

Kloriel · 06.02.2009, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

she didn't have time, too busy posting about her hamster or her faucet or something.

there was a hamster li li li, there was a faucet lo lo lo
there was a hamster and a faucet li lo li lo
the hamster oh the hamster had its little paws
scratch scratch it went at the corner of the glass
the faucet had this drip drip and it was drip drip
metallic almost chrome, but better
because of luster
and the hamster was of sparkling pepper & topaz
and the hamster could survive its wheel
but the faucet drip drip
the faucet was all luster and shining and smudged sometimes
by the farmhands washing their farmy hands
and you could hear the whirring of the wheel until
you turned on the faucet and the water gushed
then you'd turn it off, stop the flow, conserve the h2o,
and there'd be the whirr the whirr whirr
and that sparkling hamster was somewhere around
with a neck that wasn't chopped by a slipping paw,
no, no that hamster had the little paws
li lo li lo
and the faucet had oxidizing woes
li lo li lo

floatingslowly · 06.02.2009, 11:22 AM

I've heard that if you cut off a hamster's head, it will live for a week (only dying from starvation/dehydration).

Kloriel · 06.02.2009, 11:27 AM

decapitated hamster + dripping faucet. hmm. eternal life on earth? (if you're a hamster?) it would just need a seeing eye parrot to guide it to the faucet and someone to fashion its sundered throat to the drip drip
li lo li lo

gmku · 06.02.2009, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

she didn't have time, too busy posting about her hamster or her faucet or something.

What I liked most was the series of job threads. First she posts about how excited she is that the end of the work day is coming up. Then, either the same or the next day, we learn she's been fired. Then we learn the reason she was fired was for surfing the Web on company time.

LOL, I say.

floatingslowly · 06.02.2009, 11:49 AM

^^^ she started posting 1 hour before she was fired!

although I don't believe that was the stated cause of her termination. I was looking for something to blame SYG for, and it wasn't working.

davenotdead · 06.02.2009, 11:54 AM

she never even posted her tits.

gmku · 06.02.2009, 12:18 PM

^ Maybe she was just waiting for you to ask.

davenotdead · 06.02.2009, 12:20 PM

i did

demonrail666 · 06.02.2009, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've heard that if you cut off a hamster's head, it will live for a week (only dying from starvation/dehydration).

... and decapitation.

Rob Instigator · 06.02.2009, 12:40 PM

she dropped this place like a bad bean pie

too many PM's of hairy-shafted swarthy mediterranean cocks.

05.28.2009, 09:37 AM	#21
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Well, it's orange now, but still not clickable... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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05.28.2009, 09:41 AM	#22
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ok try now.
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05.28.2009, 12:31 PM	#23
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	shes probably shopping at wal-mart. HEY O!! (or is that not funny anymore. are we dropping that?) __________________ ze space.
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05.28.2009, 12:31 PM	#24
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Jokes never get old here, you're cool. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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05.28.2009, 01:07 PM	#25
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	last i heard she was on The Fall forum discussing air conditioning with someone named NewPuritan.
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05.28.2009, 01:16 PM	#26
chrome noise tape the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2009 Location: Making The Nature Scene Posts: 935	Travis Metcalf: acoustic guitar Travis Hartnett: acoustic guitar Derek DiFilippo: bass, slide guitar Steve Ball: acoustic guitar, drums, vox
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06.02.2009, 09:21 AM	#28
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	did she ever once actually mention sonic youth?
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06.02.2009, 09:28 AM	#29
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	she didn't have time, too busy posting about her hamster or her faucet or something. __________________ tiny and lost.
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06.02.2009, 11:22 AM	#32
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I've heard that if you cut off a hamster's head, it will live for a week (only dying from starvation/dehydration).
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06.02.2009, 11:27 AM	#33
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	decapitated hamster + dripping faucet. hmm. eternal life on earth? (if you're a hamster?) it would just need a seeing eye parrot to guide it to the faucet and someone to fashion its sundered throat to the drip drip li lo li lo
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06.02.2009, 11:49 AM	#35
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ she started posting 1 hour before she was fired! although I don't believe that was the stated cause of her termination. I was looking for something to blame SYG for, and it wasn't working.
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06.02.2009, 11:54 AM	#36
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	she never even posted her tits. __________________
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06.02.2009, 12:18 PM	#37
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	^ Maybe she was just waiting for you to ask. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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06.02.2009, 12:20 PM	#38
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i did __________________
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06.02.2009, 12:40 PM	#40
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	she dropped this place like a bad bean pie too many PM's of hairy-shafted swarthy mediterranean cocks. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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