If you had to be handcuffed to one celebrity... - Page 2

fishmonkey · 04.11.2007, 10:46 AM

Hulk Hogan

screamingskull · 04.11.2007, 10:51 AM

Joaquin Phoenix, hubba hubba hubba. Why can there be no sex involved?????

floatingslowly · 04.11.2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

ok i will take a gun and pop a cap in that bitches ass. better?

apologies, a texan entered my keyboard then.

texas? you just went all gangsta right there.

Mariah's going to have a new crush!!

Katy · 04.11.2007, 11:05 AM

I think I would enjoy being handcuffed to Iggy Pop for a few days.

I wonder which hand he uses to unzip..?

davenotdead · 04.11.2007, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

Joaquin Phoenix, huba huba huba. Why can there be no sex involved?????

because it would be part of a reality show of course...and unless we are talking hbo here (or any euro channel), then no humping...but seriously, because there's enough 'who's beautiful/hott threads' on this board as it is...and i didn't want all the hetero males to have the same answer of 'diane lane'...that would be boring

nicfit · 04.11.2007, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Katy

I think I would enjoy being handcuffed to Iggy Pop for a few days.

I wonder which hand he uses to unzip..?

he'd use yours.

Everyneurotic · 04.11.2007, 11:11 AM

if it was a reality show, then it would be someone who can be opposite to you so there can be some trouble cooking and that's great tv, eh? eh?

anyhoo, paris hilton for me.

Cardinal Rob · 04.11.2007, 11:16 AM

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demonrail666 · 04.11.2007, 11:43 AM

Laurie Dhue.

Oh, nothing sexual huh? OK. Bill O'Reilly.

!@#$%! · 04.11.2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

if it was a reality show, then it would be someone who can be opposite to you so there can be some trouble cooking and that's great tv, eh? eh?

anyhoo, paris hilton for me.

i would bash her face on a rock within the first 30 minutes of our forced cuffing

Everyneurotic · 04.11.2007, 11:54 AM

she's the only current celebrity i find even at the slightest facinating.

plus, showering with her and watching her change clothes, can make up for whatever annoyances i can have over her.

plus plus, i think we would make for good tv.

better paris than bill o'riley, that's having very low self-esteem problems.

!@#$%! · 04.11.2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

better paris than bill o'riley, that's having very low self-esteem problems.

gack, the thought of bill oreilly makes me want to vomit.

if i had to choose it would be monica bellucci obviously. but without sex it would be torture. could i content myself with sniffing her for 72 hours straight? i doubt it. but i would try...

demonrail666 · 04.11.2007, 12:10 PM

Paris Hilton would be great to be handcuffed to. Not in a boring 'so i could kill her' kind of way (which I wouldn't want to do anyway) but think of all the great parties you'd be dragged to.

floatingslowly · 04.11.2007, 12:16 PM

while searching for a picture of Paris and her "pet" from the South Park episode, I found this instead:

what kind of fucking sport is THAT? I'm constantly in awe of the Japanese.....

ONTOPIC: I would NOT want to be cuffed to the athlete in the orange suit.

fugazifan · 04.11.2007, 12:59 PM

if i could resurect the dead, then hunter s thompson.
it will be a very cool 72 hours...
if live then, mike watt maybe, he seems like a cool guy to hang around...

Rob Instigator · 04.11.2007, 01:24 PM

Thurston moore. we could talk music and records and life and insanity and absurdisms and scream at people

schizophrenicroom · 04.11.2007, 04:39 PM

ryan gosling

SynthethicalY · 04.11.2007, 04:41 PM

Micheal Jackson, whilst showing him straight adult porn. Ah think of the torture.

tesla69 · 04.11.2007, 04:44 PM

Charlize Theron

LifeDistortion · 04.11.2007, 08:07 PM

Vern Toryer, little dude couldn't put up a fight, and it would be quite funny to be seen walking along the street handucuffed to a little person.

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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	she's the only current celebrity i find even at the slightest facinating. plus, showering with her and watching her change clothes, can make up for whatever annoyances i can have over her. plus plus, i think we would make for good tv. better paris than bill o'riley, that's having very low self-esteem problems. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Paris Hilton would be great to be handcuffed to. Not in a boring 'so i could kill her' kind of way (which I wouldn't want to do anyway) but think of all the great parties you'd be dragged to.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	while searching for a picture of Paris and her "pet" from the South Park episode, I found this instead: what kind of fucking sport is THAT? I'm constantly in awe of the Japanese..... ONTOPIC: I would NOT want to be cuffed to the athlete in the orange suit.
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Micheal Jackson, whilst showing him straight adult porn. Ah think of the torture.
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Vern Toryer, little dude couldn't put up a fight, and it would be quite funny to be seen walking along the street handucuffed to a little person.
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