Dumbest song in the universe? - Page 2

jetengine · 10.03.2007, 01:45 PM

There's 'good dumb' and there's 'bad dumb'. The good dumb would probably be The Dayglow Abortions' "Fuck Satan to Death", "Hide The Hamster" or "Proud To Be a Canadian". The bad dumb would have to be that crap about letting the dogs out; or "Whoo--there it is!", where they just point at one ignorant woman's naked arse after another; or that Gwen Stefani nonsense about bananas being b-a-n-a-n-a-s--that's not exactly Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne' or The Doors' "Soul Kitchen"!

ZEROpumpkins · 10.03.2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pantophobia

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w

this went #1 in at least five countries.......i just.....i just.......well i am at a loss for words, give me Robbie Williams over this

Stupid marketed shit.

Everyneurotic · 10.03.2007, 09:57 PM

dare taken:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2UsAbI1hg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmPzUILDeNk

has the world already forgotten this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7t-Ox3XvU

and it's bastard child:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XubVpeq4E20

ps: you see? the thing with soulja boy is that i can't really tell it apart from the other million songs with the finger-snaps and the awful "rapping" made by yung something or lil' another.

Rob Instigator · 10.04.2007, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

All nice but they don't compare to Ice T whining about his supermodel girlfriend for four and a half minutes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lByTXCfFMtI

that was pretty bad. that is ring of honor stupid song

Rob Instigator · 10.04.2007, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia

it pained me to even search

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWHCm6H9tfQ

"we ain't go-ing no where" fuck that has many meanings

that song sucks so bad. p doodoo can go fuck himself.

Rob Instigator · 10.04.2007, 09:06 AM

this is my favorite stupid song
You can find me in the tub
playin with bubles
and washin my bootie
Ya hear me?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GautSlgAsN0

Rob Instigator · 10.04.2007, 09:08 AM

this was my most hated
song for 5 years
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOb5PxgJJOo

MysticalChicken · 10.04.2007, 11:57 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WLD4oXbrQA

Dear god, this song is so horrendous that I was cringing while typing her name into the search box.

plastic sun · 10.05.2007, 02:55 PM

anything by nickelback.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w

this went #1 in at least five countries.......i just.....i just.......well i am at a loss for words, give me Robbie Williams over this

that song is SO HORRIBLE there are no words to describe it.

and those kids in the video- i almost cried for them.

SynthethicalY · 10.05.2007, 02:56 PM

This makes me shiver in agony.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8

jon boy · 10.05.2007, 03:06 PM

try this for size:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJV9EMkv0u4

LittlePuppetBoy · 10.07.2007, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

This makes me shiver in agony.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8

YES! I absolutely loathe that fucking song!

This one just...just ..makes me want to kill everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V_rXTp1yBU

atari 2600 · 10.07.2007, 04:13 PM

Crash Test Dummies - Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

If most people are like me in this aspect, they don't wan't to have to click the YouTube links to discover yr "dumbest song" nominee.

MellySingsDoom · 10.07.2007, 04:15 PM

Anything by Kate fucking Nash is guaranteed to piss me off at the moment - she's almost as ghastly as that Razorlight band.

sonicl · 10.07.2007, 04:22 PM

Funny you should mention Razorlight

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ASuI34exHlE

While I semi-agree with Atari on the "do I really have to click the link to find out" thing, now that I'm posting one, I rather like the idea of torturing people by making them actually experience this shit.

MellySingsDoom · 10.07.2007, 04:30 PM

^^^Conclusive proof that J Borrell really is a cock of humugous proportions. Anyone who likes this tune should have their ears filled with concrete.

10.03.2007, 01:45 PM	#21
jetengine children of satan Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 399	There's 'good dumb' and there's 'bad dumb'. The good dumb would probably be The Dayglow Abortions' "Fuck Satan to Death", "Hide The Hamster" or "Proud To Be a Canadian". The bad dumb would have to be that crap about letting the dogs out; or "Whoo--there it is!", where they just point at one ignorant woman's naked arse after another; or that Gwen Stefani nonsense about bananas being b-a-n-a-n-a-s--that's not exactly Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne' or The Doors' "Soul Kitchen"!
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dare taken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2UsAbI1hg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmPzUILDeNk has the world already forgotten this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7t-Ox3XvU and it's bastard child: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XubVpeq4E20 ps: you see? the thing with soulja boy is that i can't really tell it apart from the other million songs with the finger-snaps and the awful "rapping" made by yung something or lil' another. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	this is my favorite stupid song You can find me in the tub playin with bubles and washin my bootie Ya hear me? http://youtube.com/watch?v=GautSlgAsN0 __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	this was my most hated song for 5 years http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOb5PxgJJOo __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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MysticalChicken empty page Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Clackamas, OR Posts: 28	http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WLD4oXbrQA Dear god, this song is so horrendous that I was cringing while typing her name into the search box. __________________
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	This makes me shiver in agony. http://youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	try this for size: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJV9EMkv0u4 __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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10.07.2007, 04:13 PM	#33
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	Crash Test Dummies - Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm If most people are like me in this aspect, they don't wan't to have to click the YouTube links to discover yr "dumbest song" nominee.
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10.07.2007, 04:15 PM	#34
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Anything by Kate fucking Nash is guaranteed to piss me off at the moment - she's almost as ghastly as that Razorlight band. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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10.07.2007, 04:22 PM	#35
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Funny you should mention Razorlight http://youtube.com/watch?v=ASuI34exHlE While I semi-agree with Atari on the "do I really have to click the link to find out" thing, now that I'm posting one, I rather like the idea of torturing people by making them actually experience this shit.
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10.07.2007, 04:30 PM	#36
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^Conclusive proof that J Borrell really is a cock of humugous proportions. Anyone who likes this tune should have their ears filled with concrete. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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