Dumbest song in the universe?

hat and beard · 10.03.2007, 06:50 AM

I think I finally found it, guys!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yehUP82QKXQ

I challenge, nay, DARE you to find worse.

pantophobia · 10.03.2007, 07:22 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w

this went #1 in at least five countries.......i just.....i just.......well i am at a loss for words, give me Robbie Williams over this

10.03.2007, 07:35 AM

You've got to love this little song graced by the vocals of Troy Hess. I thought that it might have been a joke at first, but it's not.

Direct link to mp3
"Please Don't Go Topless, Mother" written by Ron Hellard. Performed by Troy Hess.

Mother dear, I know you must work
though the job you got is really not the answer
I'm so ashamed to be the only guy in my gang
whose mother is a topless Go-Go dancer

Oh, please don't go topless, Mother.
I hate to be quite so blunt.
The kids all laugh but I don't cry
You're not the only one who's putting up a front.

Oh, please don't go topless, Mother
But I just can not tell a lie
You're ruining your reputation
and I can give you two big reasons why.

Please don't go topless, Mother
Even though it buys me clothes to wear
I'd rather wear old rags, Mother
You've got a burden you shouldn't have to bear.

[talks] Oh, please don't go topless, Mother.
Little friends won't come to see me (but their
Daddy's do)
I'll shine shoes, I'll collect pop bottles
anything to help out.
Then we'll go off together and start over
with no shame for the people to talk about.

Oh, please don't go topless, Mother.
I hate to be quite so blunt.
The kids all laugh but I don't cry
You're not the only one who's putting up a front.

Full song:

Please Don't Go Topless Mother

I first came across it on the weirdsville website a few years ago and it's become a favourite.

More info on about Troy Hess and his father Bennie Hess on this blog:
http://www.dreamtimepodcast.com/2007_02_01_archive.html

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 08:05 AM

sarra is so good, it's scary...

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 08:13 AM

The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things

Savage Clone · 10.03.2007, 08:19 AM

"Who's Got The Crack" by Moldy Peaches beats all of these a thousandfold.

Toilet & Bowels · 10.03.2007, 08:19 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cQf5poAK4s0

Savage Clone · 10.03.2007, 08:27 AM

I think I hate you.

pbradley · 10.03.2007, 08:32 AM

All nice but they don't compare to Ice T whining about his supermodel girlfriend for four and a half minutes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lByTXCfFMtI

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cQf5poAK4s0

It's kinda hard to keep up with the lyrics, ever line ends with 'ohh'...

Savage Clone · 10.03.2007, 08:36 AM

And you just know you're missing something really insightful too!

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

All nice but they don't compare to Ice T whining about his supermodel girlfriend for four and a half minutes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lByTXCfFMtI

I don't know... It kinda sounds like Rollins Band...

EDIT: Except for that telephone part. It's like the OC on blood doping... OC Vampire... Horror Goth OC... But overall the song's kinda ok......

pbradley · 10.03.2007, 08:40 AM

But the beat... gross Jamaican steal drum, fingersnapping, and... hit organ.

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

And you just know you're missing something really insightful too!

Yeah, especially after NoSouledSinner says that the song is good, but a little repetitive... It's probably drone-influenced... Anybody up for some noise?

pbradley · 10.03.2007, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa

I don't know... It kinda sounds like Rollins Band...

But apart from the generic "heavy" sound, listen to the lyrics. The song is called "Relationships" for chist sake.

pantophobia · 10.03.2007, 08:54 AM

it pained me to even search

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWHCm6H9tfQ

"we ain't go-ing no where" fuck that has many meanings

Toilet & Bowels · 10.03.2007, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia

it pained me to even search

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWHCm6H9tfQ

"we ain't go-ing no where" fuck that has many meanings

i like the beat from that song quite a bit though

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia

it pained me to even search

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWHCm6H9tfQ

"we ain't go-ing no where" fuck that has many meanings

Kinda like M.C. Hammer on psyclobin...

Pax Americana · 10.03.2007, 11:51 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcmTE7NIAY

I heard this song on the radio the other day and nearly drove my car into oncoming traffic just to end my misery. Then I realized I could just change the station. Seriously though, this is my most hated song in the entire universe right now. I get this fucking piece of trash stuck in my head all the time too, that's the worst part.

Silent Dan Speaks · 10.03.2007, 11:56 AM

This topic ended when Soulja Boy came in.

I can't leave my dorm without hearing that fucking song, and sometimes I hear it in here from people down the hall. Fuck that song and all the dumb shits who play it 20 times a day. It represents everything wrong with rap music.

10.03.2007, 06:50 AM	#1
hat and beard stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan Posts: 457	I think I finally found it, guys! http://youtube.com/watch?v=yehUP82QKXQ I challenge, nay, DARE you to find worse. __________________ 言わぬが花
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10.03.2007, 07:22 AM	#2
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w this went #1 in at least five countries.......i just.....i just.......well i am at a loss for words, give me Robbie Williams over this
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10.03.2007, 07:35 AM	#3
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	You've got to love this little song graced by the vocals of Troy Hess. I thought that it might have been a joke at first, but it's not. Direct link to mp3 "Please Don't Go Topless, Mother" written by Ron Hellard. Performed by Troy Hess. Mother dear, I know you must work though the job you got is really not the answer I'm so ashamed to be the only guy in my gang whose mother is a topless Go-Go dancer Oh, please don't go topless, Mother. I hate to be quite so blunt. The kids all laugh but I don't cry You're not the only one who's putting up a front. Oh, please don't go topless, Mother But I just can not tell a lie You're ruining your reputation and I can give you two big reasons why. Please don't go topless, Mother Even though it buys me clothes to wear I'd rather wear old rags, Mother You've got a burden you shouldn't have to bear. [talks] Oh, please don't go topless, Mother. Little friends won't come to see me (but their Daddy's do) I'll shine shoes, I'll collect pop bottles anything to help out. Then we'll go off together and start over with no shame for the people to talk about. Oh, please don't go topless, Mother. I hate to be quite so blunt. The kids all laugh but I don't cry You're not the only one who's putting up a front. Full song: Please Don't Go Topless Mother I first came across it on the weirdsville website a few years ago and it's become a favourite. More info on about Troy Hess and his father Bennie Hess on this blog: http://www.dreamtimepodcast.com/2007_02_01_archive.html
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10.03.2007, 08:05 AM	#4
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10.03.2007, 08:19 AM	#6
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	"Who's Got The Crack" by Moldy Peaches beats all of these a thousandfold.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	http://youtube.com/watch?v=cQf5poAK4s0
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10.03.2007, 08:27 AM	#8
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I think I hate you.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	All nice but they don't compare to Ice T whining about his supermodel girlfriend for four and a half minutes. http://youtube.com/watch?v=lByTXCfFMtI
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	And you just know you're missing something really insightful too!
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10.03.2007, 08:40 AM	#13
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	But the beat... gross Jamaican steal drum, fingersnapping, and... hit organ.
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10.03.2007, 08:54 AM	#16
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	it pained me to even search http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWHCm6H9tfQ "we ain't go-ing no where" fuck that has many meanings
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10.03.2007, 11:51 AM	#19
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcmTE7NIAY I heard this song on the radio the other day and nearly drove my car into oncoming traffic just to end my misery. Then I realized I could just change the station. Seriously though, this is my most hated song in the entire universe right now. I get this fucking piece of trash stuck in my head all the time too, that's the worst part.
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10.03.2007, 11:56 AM	#20
Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	This topic ended when Soulja Boy came in. I can't leave my dorm without hearing that fucking song, and sometimes I hear it in here from people down the hall. Fuck that song and all the dumb shits who play it 20 times a day. It represents everything wrong with rap music.
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