I just saw a rat pass in my living room - Page 2

Anngella · 10.08.2007, 06:26 AM

Don't keeeel it! Poah liddle guy nevah did nothin' to you

If it was a centipede on the other hand ...get out the shotgun.

Everyneurotic · 10.08.2007, 09:22 AM

i would have passed out in panic if i were in your place.

once, a hamster got into my house and i was a screaming mess, locked in my room, barricading the door and the little space between the door and the floor, standing on the bed.

Savage Clone · 10.08.2007, 09:25 AM

...all the while listening to some SUPER AGGRO, tough-guy metal music, right?

Everyneurotic · 10.08.2007, 09:51 AM

i listen to manowar to laugh at them, you know?

Savage Clone · 10.08.2007, 10:03 AM

I thought it was because their oiled pecs and tattered loincloths made you hot in the pants.

10.08.2007, 10:04 AM

Manowar are a bit gay, so I doubt that would really scare a rat. Rats are much more refined creatures than they are given credit for. Mice, on the hand, are cheap whores. Rats live mainly underground and only come out if they think that the food is of good quality, whereas mice eat everything they can get their teeth on .

tesla69 · 10.08.2007, 10:30 AM

I saw a rat the size of big squirrel in the closed off playground in Union Square Friday nite. fearless fucker.

SynthethicalY · 10.08.2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

That is abuse to the pillow.

edit- I am now afraid to go out to the bathroom.

I finally got to the bathroom last night. I was afraid it might have been in the living room still.

SynthethicalY · 10.08.2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

That is abuse to the pillow.

edit- I am now afraid to go out to the bathroom.

I finally got to the bathroom last night. I was afraid it might have been in the living room still.

mangajunky · 10.08.2007, 01:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c42z3LAGyTM

HaydenAsche · 10.08.2007, 03:22 PM

Rats in your living room? That's so not balla'. Rats don't fuck with my steez.

Savage Clone · 10.08.2007, 03:23 PM

I'm going to hurt you.

pbradley · 10.08.2007, 05:38 PM

^ pwned

floatingslowly · 10.08.2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I am a fruit, I EEKED!!

so, what yr trying to say is, homosexuals are not qualified to become Extermination Technicians?

HOMOPHOBE.

Norma J · 10.08.2007, 06:17 PM

I'm sure the rat just said "Shit, I just saw a human pass in my living room" too. And he's probably just as freaked out as you. But you can both come together and live in a mutual bond.

Savage Clone · 10.08.2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so, what yr trying to say is, homosexuals are not qualified to become Extermination Technicians?

HOMOPHOBE.

Clark-Nova is very, very happy about this.

pbradley · 10.08.2007, 06:59 PM

I would grab some cheese, put it on my living room floor, and play something for the rat on my acoustic guitar while it ate.

Inhuman · 10.08.2007, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I would grab some cheese, put it on my living room floor, and play something for the rat on my acoustic guitar while it ate.

You're such a dear. Rats are so pretty too, despite their disease-carrying qualities. People need to be more optimistic

pbradley · 10.08.2007, 07:36 PM

Nah, I would only do it because he's someone to play to who won't roll their eyes and take my guitar from me.

HaydenAsche · 10.08.2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

I'm sure the rat just said "Shit, I just saw a human pass in my living room" too. And he's probably just as freaked out as you. But you can both come together and live in a mutual bond.

Fucking hippie.

"The bear is just as scared as we are."

10.08.2007, 06:26 AM	#21
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Don't keeeel it! Poah liddle guy nevah did nothin' to you If it was a centipede on the other hand ...get out the shotgun. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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10.08.2007, 09:22 AM	#22
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i would have passed out in panic if i were in your place. once, a hamster got into my house and i was a screaming mess, locked in my room, barricading the door and the little space between the door and the floor, standing on the bed. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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10.08.2007, 09:25 AM	#23
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	...all the while listening to some SUPER AGGRO, tough-guy metal music, right?
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10.08.2007, 09:51 AM	#24
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i listen to manowar to laugh at them, you know? __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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10.08.2007, 10:03 AM	#25
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	I thought it was because their oiled pecs and tattered loincloths made you hot in the pants.
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10.08.2007, 10:04 AM	#26
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Manowar are a bit gay, so I doubt that would really scare a rat. Rats are much more refined creatures than they are given credit for. Mice, on the hand, are cheap whores. Rats live mainly underground and only come out if they think that the food is of good quality, whereas mice eat everything they can get their teeth on .
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10.08.2007, 10:30 AM	#27
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	I saw a rat the size of big squirrel in the closed off playground in Union Square Friday nite. fearless fucker.
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10.08.2007, 01:03 PM	#30
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c42z3LAGyTM __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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10.08.2007, 03:22 PM	#31
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Rats in your living room? That's so not balla'. Rats don't fuck with my steez. __________________ rip
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10.08.2007, 03:23 PM	#32
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	I'm going to hurt you.
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10.08.2007, 05:38 PM	#33
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	^ pwned
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10.08.2007, 06:17 PM	#35
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I'm sure the rat just said "Shit, I just saw a human pass in my living room" too. And he's probably just as freaked out as you. But you can both come together and live in a mutual bond. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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10.08.2007, 06:59 PM	#37
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I would grab some cheese, put it on my living room floor, and play something for the rat on my acoustic guitar while it ate.
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10.08.2007, 07:36 PM	#39
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Nah, I would only do it because he's someone to play to who won't roll their eyes and take my guitar from me.
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