Favorite pick up lines... - Page 2

SolidZach · 05.13.2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by trance feeeedback

this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.

funny

SolidZach · 05.13.2006, 05:02 PM

Got any STDS? .......WANT SOME!!

Got that from the web.

noumenal · 05.13.2006, 05:03 PM

"Hi, do you like ice cream?

Yeah.

Me too, let's fuck."

One of my friends used to use this one. Ice cream can be replaced with whatever.

!@#$%! · 05.13.2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal

"Hi, do you like ice cream?

Yeah.

Me too, let's fuck."

now THAT is a good line

Kim C Not G · 05.13.2006, 05:17 PM

A friend told me it...I know I'm not saying it right but its for all you mathwhiz mack daddies out there.

If you were a line, you'd be a QT parallel to me.

atari 2600 · 05.14.2006, 12:12 AM

Ana Gasteyer as Martha Stewart said this one on an '01 SNL with Julia Stiles as host:

You must be irish 'cause my penis is Dublin.

alyasa · 05.14.2006, 04:41 AM

"Your dad must be a thief."
Why?
"Coz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes."

alyasa · 05.15.2006, 06:11 AM

If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold against it me?

screamingskull · 05.15.2006, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by alyasa

"Your dad must be a thief."
Why?
"Coz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes."

that one would work on me.

A Thousand Threads · 05.15.2006, 06:16 AM

"nice shoes! Let´s fuck"

Inhuman · 05.15.2006, 09:58 AM

"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas; Can I see you sometime in between the holidays?"

"Hey how about pizza then sex?"
Probable answer: "No"
"Okay, fine...just the sex...no pizza"

*Checks tag at back of shirt*
"yep, just as I thought made in heaven"

Or you could just say the classic "Suck my dick, bitch", it avoids all the small talk and gets straight to the point.

porkmarras · 05.15.2006, 10:05 AM

''You have nice eyes but an even better looking cock.'' Not really,i never use chat up lines.Too good looking for stuff like that,you see?

candymoan · 05.15.2006, 10:06 AM

gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

be unique and different, say yes...

bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down...

here is some money.. drink until i am really good looking, then come to talk to me...

Glice · 05.15.2006, 12:56 PM

I find, in all honesty, the best 'lines' are ridiculously over the top. It's all well and good saying, "You've got lovely eyes" but saying, "You are the very visage of Athena, your eyes have the sparkle of a thousand glittering diamonds" works a lot better. IF (and that's a big if) you can carry of the slightly comical posh English boy thing. Which is me.

It helps that I have an enormous 'package'.

By which I mean cock.

Trasher02 · 05.15.2006, 12:58 PM

Big fat cock?

Glice · 05.15.2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Trasher02

Big fat cock?

.WORD.

alyasa · 05.15.2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.

.WORD.

bucklebone · 05.15.2006, 01:20 PM

Always best when searching for a late night hook:

"Let's play carpenter. You get hammered, and I'll nail ya!"

alyasa · 05.15.2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

that one would work on me.

elix it · 05.23.2006, 05:42 PM

"Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I sure would love to tap that ass."

Check and mate... now king me!

05.13.2006, 05:02 PM	#22
SolidZach children of satan Join Date: May 2006 Location: United States Posts: 276	Got any STDS? .......WANT SOME!! Got that from the web. __________________ I will come again, Jesus
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05.13.2006, 05:03 PM	#23
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	"Hi, do you like ice cream? Yeah. Me too, let's fuck." One of my friends used to use this one. Ice cream can be replaced with whatever.
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05.13.2006, 05:17 PM	#25
Kim C Not G bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 109	A friend told me it...I know I'm not saying it right but its for all you mathwhiz mack daddies out there. If you were a line, you'd be a QT parallel to me.
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05.14.2006, 12:12 AM	#26
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	Ana Gasteyer as Martha Stewart said this one on an '01 SNL with Julia Stiles as host: You must be irish 'cause my penis is Dublin.
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05.14.2006, 04:41 AM	#27
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	"Your dad must be a thief." Why? "Coz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes." __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.15.2006, 06:11 AM	#28
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold against it me? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.15.2006, 06:16 AM	#30
A Thousand Threads expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,000	"nice shoes! Let´s fuck"
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05.15.2006, 09:58 AM	#31
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas; Can I see you sometime in between the holidays?" "Hey how about pizza then sex?" Probable answer: "No" "Okay, fine...just the sex...no pizza" Checks tag at back of shirt "yep, just as I thought made in heaven" Or you could just say the classic "Suck my dick, bitch", it avoids all the small talk and gets straight to the point. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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05.15.2006, 10:05 AM	#32
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	''You have nice eyes but an even better looking cock.'' Not really,i never use chat up lines.Too good looking for stuff like that,you see? __________________
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05.15.2006, 10:06 AM	#33
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money? be unique and different, say yes... bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down... here is some money.. drink until i am really good looking, then come to talk to me... __________________ /* nothing here...
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05.15.2006, 12:58 PM	#35
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Big fat cock? __________________ 666
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05.15.2006, 01:20 PM	#38
bucklebone bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 118	Always best when searching for a late night hook: "Let's play carpenter. You get hammered, and I'll nail ya!" __________________ ARE YOU FUCKING EVIL? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM & I"D LIKE TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE AS SMUG IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME TRYING TO TALK ABOUT OUR VIEWS GODDAMN COWARD GODDAMN SNIVELING SHIT I HATE YOU --Atari 2600
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05.23.2006, 05:42 PM	#40
elix it bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 121	"Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I sure would love to tap that ass." Check and mate... now king me!
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