[avantgarde1]

atari, why are you such a douche?

[terminal pharmacy]

Originally Posted by avantgarde1

atari, why are you such a douche?

genetics

[atari 2600]

Originally Posted by avantgarde1

atari, why are you such a douche?

No, a douche is a moron with a guitar that can't even make chords.
Wait, that's a "poseur." Yeah, that's it.

I can hardly see how this point can be argued, but if you would like to, go ahead and proceed in pure poseur douchebag fashion. Please, I'd like to read what you can come up with.

And please do stick to the point and refrain from crying to the board that I just neg-repped your sorry ass...and terminal pharmacy too.

[terminal pharmacy]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

No, a douche is a moron with a guitar that can't even make chords.
Wait, that's a "poseur." Yeah, that's it.

I can hardly see how this point can be argued, but if you would like to, go ahead and proceed in pure poseur douchebag fashion. Please, I'd like to read what you can come up with.

And please do stick to the point and refrain from crying to the board that I just neg-repped your sorry ass...and terminal pharmacy too.

Atari why do you have to be a prick to people all the time, anyone is allowed to play guitar there is no law saying that only people who can play chords can play a guitar. Music is a freeing and healthy past-time for people to have, you don't have to take it dead seriously, you can just do it for fun. Alot of the time on this board and on the old you attack new posters for no real reason, does it make you feel good about your self to do that. Sometime you post great stuff, articles etc and they are always a fascinating read, however, alot of the time you are a ass to people unnessecerilly. Avantegarde1 asked a question you don't have to give him shit over it.

[atari 2600]

There is no law, yeah. There is also no law against me making my well-founded and fucking common sense statement that people who can't make chords yet have owned a guitar for awhile are quite simply poseurs.

Gee, what's there not to get? Seems pretty straightforward and factual to me. I'm not the contrarian here. You fucking are. Don't try to spin this around on me, dipshit.

Oh, and please spare me any Sonic Youth argument. Sonic Youth tune differently in large part just to make chording easier. They play a lot of chords. Some "chords" they invent, but they also play chord-forms as well.
It's just that they sound different due to the alternate tunings and heavier string gauges which get a different tone out of the instrument. Thurston, Lee and Kim also learned standard tuning before they ever tuned any differently.

This whole garbage of "I don't need to learn chords to make music" is for idiots. It's like painting. Someone with no art skills may try to make an abstract expressionist painting, but unless you know color theory and life drawing, then the overwhelming chances are that your "art" is gonna suck.

[avantgarde1]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

No, a douche is a moron with a guitar that can't even make chords.
Wait, that's a "poseur." Yeah, that's it.

I can hardly see how this point can be argued, but if you would like to, go ahead and proceed in pure poseur douchebag fashion. Please, I'd like to read what you can come up with.

And please do stick to the point and refrain from crying to the board that I just neg-repped your sorry ass...and terminal pharmacy too.

i asked a simple question and you jumped on here and made a "douchey" comment about me, for no real reason. so because i decide to not learn chords on a guitar i'm a poseur? i asked you why yr such a douche because you always do things like that, it's not like i'm the only one on here who thinks yr a waste of sperm & eggs. and i don't even know what the fuck a neg rep is, i guess you'll probably make fun of that too. you my friend are indeed a douche bag.

[atari 2600]

Again, you are the douche. You "decided" not to learn chords?

DOUCHE
DOUCHE
DOUCHE

[koolthing]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

There is no law, yeah. There is also no law against me making my well-founded and fucking common sense statement that people who can't make chords yet have owned a guitar for awhile are quite simply poseurs.

Gee, what's there not to get? Seems pretty straightforward and factual to me. I'm not the contrarian here. You fucking are. Don't try to spin this around on me, dipshit.

Oh, and please spare me any Sonic Youth argument. Sonic Youth tune differently in large part just to make chording easier. They play a lot of chords. Some "chords" they invent, but they also play chord-forms as well.
It's just that they sound different due to the alternate tunings and heavier string gauges which get a different tone out of the instrument. Thurston, Lee and Kim also learned standard tuning before they ever tuned any differently.

This whole garbage of "I don't need to learn chords to make music" is for idiots. It's like painting. Someone with no art skills may try to make an abstract expressionist painting, but unless you know color theory and life drawing, then the overwhelming chances are that your "art" is gonna suck.

Wow, atari, yr an asshole.

As for the band name, since you like Lee, "(Something) Revisited" which you can also switch out as (Something)ology?

[avantgarde1]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

Again, you are the douche. You "decided" not to learn chords?

DOUCHE
DOUCHE
DOUCHE

lol, now you sound like a child. i never said i didn't know any chords (and if i did it was by accident), i just choose not to use them. although i can't tune a guitar, so i guess that makes me a poseur too, or maybe, just maybe it makes me tone deaf. i just find playing actual songs on guitar boring, i'm much more interested in the actual sound of the guitar.

[avantgarde1]

lol, i dont' feel the need to argue w/ him anymore, everyone knows he always does this and i get the general feeling nobody likes this guy. i'm willing to bet in real life he has no friends and cried himself to sleep at night. keep the names coming lil buddies.

[atari 2600]

What?

You jave no leg to stand on.

Have fun with your limited palette of musical expressions.

Have lots of motherfucking fun with your cacophony.

It's like someone saying, "well, you know, I'm a painter, but ah, I only fingerpaint."

You don't even wanna learn. With no knowledge of the chromatic scale or anything, one isn't even able to "jam the note" like Sonic Youth and so many other bands.

DOUCHE

[koolthing]

Hey Jonathon,
Sounds like what i'm doing (my page is www.myspace.com/aomse). If there wasn't the distance between us I'd ask if you wanted to put a group together.

[atari 2600]

Another moron who refused to learn how to play a guitar even in any rudimentary sense of the word "play."

Congratulations!

Funny thing is that the majority of anyone reading this will agree with me, it's just that they are too milquetoast to do so.

[avantgarde1]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

Another moron who refused to learn how to play a guitar even in any rudimentary sense of the word "play."

Congratulations!

Funny thing is that the majority of anyone reading this will agree with me, it's just that they are too milquetoast to do so.

blah blah blah, we are done w/ you kind sir.

[atari 2600]

You know what's really sad? It's sad that you think so very little of yourself that in your mind you've made learning to play chords and moveable barres into such a herculean task.
It isn't that hard with a little stick-to-it-ness.
But to a sap like you, it seems impossible. It's a fucking howl. And because you feel you could never learn to play a guitar, you pluck at an untuned guitar like a village fucking idiot.

Hopefully one day you'll know that I'm right and thank me for kicking you in the ass. And if that day ever comes, I expect an apology.

[avantgarde1]

Originally Posted by koolthing

Hey Jonathon,
Sounds like what i'm doing (my page is www.myspace.com/aomse). If there wasn't the distance between us I'd ask if you wanted to put a group together.

kool, yeah something along those lines, but probably less noisy for the most part, cept maybe towards the end. we could alway smail stuff back and forth.

[avantgarde1]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

You know what's really sad? It's sad that you think so very little of yourself that in your mind you've made learning to play chords and moveable barres into such a herculean task.
It isn't that hard with a little stick-to-it-ness.
But to a sap like you, it seems impossible. It's a fucking howl. And because you feel you could never learn to play a guitar, you pluck at an untuned guitar like a village fucking idiot.

do you all hear something? sounds like faint whimpering. do you hear that?

[koolthing]

Yr working on a flame war, aren't you?

[terminal pharmacy]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

You know what's really sad? It's sad that you think so very little of yourself that in your mind you've made learning to play chords and moveable barres into such a herculean task.
It isn't that hard with a little stick-to-it-ness.
But to a sap like you, it seems impossible. It's a fucking howl. And because you feel you could never learn to play a guitar, you pluck at an untuned guitar like a village fucking idiot.

Hopefully one day you'll know that I'm right and thank me for kicking you in the ass. And if that day ever comes, I expect an apology.

on the contrary Atari, it seems to be you who thinks so little of himself, that would be why you come on a fucking bulletin board and pick on people, you really are a negative cunt, so much so that when someone asks for suggestions you give them shit. I think you may need to see a psychoanalyst to work out your problems mate. Obviously you are some sort of guitar genius as well, you must be better than everybody else on the board and infact the world. Oh... I get it you are old but a good guitarist not only do you have an academic chip on your shoulder but you have musical one as well, maybe your abilites were or are fantastic but you can never get anywhere with them, or maybe that it is you are such a cunt that no-one wants to play in a band with you.

[atari 2600]

Hey, you're really good, you should work for the Republicans.

Hey at least I've never made dumbass statements like, "well, I just decided that I would never learn chords." I'll leave declarations like that to the morons.

Seems you (intentionally?) missed this

Originally Posted by me

Hopefully one day you'll know that I'm right and thank me for kicking you in the ass. And if that day ever comes, I expect an apology.