Pick up lines that just don't work - Page 2

!@#$%! · 05.24.2006, 12:47 PM

Ayn Rand says...

acousticrock87 · 05.24.2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Any mention of personal political/religious/philosophical views

That depends. If it's relevant to the setting and she agrees with you, it could work. If not, you're screwed. No pun intended.

!@#$%! · 05.24.2006, 12:55 PM

the whole idea of pickup lines is idiotic. let's please not discuss it with any amount of earnestness. ridicule is best.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.24.2006, 01:16 PM

I should specify, MY views. Everyone can find something to disagree with me on.

If we can find one person on this board that doesn't have some qualm with my views, I'd shit myself.

I think veganism is stupid. (Basically because most vegans are hypocrites, they consume morally with regard to animal rights, but how many of them also consume morally with regard to human rights?)
I hate AC-DC, GnR, and Aerosmith
I'm a pacifist, against the death penalty, and I think abortion is wrong unless it is savin the life of the mother.
I believe that government fails in almost everyway and that you should try to fight your causes outside of government. Pro-lifers shouldn't go for a courtcase, they should vouch for condoms.
I'm a Christian, but I don't go to church, and I don't think all religions are neccesarily wrong.
My philosophy on Christianity "I know that one god exists,and I believe in the history of the Jews and the Christians as is documented in the bible, but I know that I can never know everything about all of creation and neither can scientists, so arguing between creationism and evolution is pointless."

I'm a very gray person. I find a lot of people tend to sculpt themselves in black and white concepts, and those kind of people find many reasons not to like me.

It is very rare that I come across a girl as gray as I am.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.24.2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

the whole idea of pickup lines is idiotic. let's please not discuss it with any amount of earnestness. ridicule is best.

I started this thread to ridicule the actual pickup line thread. I agree, the concept of a "pickup line" is very stupid. I am just recalling stupid things I have said to girls that have gone in the favor of chastity (2 or 3 of which were to my relief, most of which were not)

alyasa · 05.24.2006, 01:23 PM

I know what you mean about grey girls.

!@#$%! · 05.24.2006, 01:28 PM

ha ha. yes! on that note, another horrid pickup line would be.

* uh huh, huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh, huh huh, huh huh....

acousticrock87 · 05.24.2006, 01:28 PM

Actually other than the death penalty thing I agree with pretty much all of that, but I go to a relatively conservative college where there are quite a few girls with similar views. It's much easier to bring that stuff up.

And I wasn't taking pick-up lines seriously, just commenting on that one thing. I don't consider that to be a line. I apologize. Continue.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.24.2006, 01:39 PM

Conservative college? All of those girls would probably hate me for my views on corporations and my some of my more communist leanings. Not to mention my thoughts about how the last good president was FDR and that progressivism died with him.

alyasa · 05.24.2006, 01:46 PM

Are you trying to get laid?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.24.2006, 02:05 PM

I'd like to get laid, eventually. But I'm not really trying to get laid.

alyasa · 05.24.2006, 02:08 PM

I see, coz' if you're trying not to get laid, it just might work...

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.24.2006, 02:14 PM

I almost did a week ago. But there were some problems- including lack of protection, and a girl in the backseat that decided to have a mental breakdown, that prevented me from stealing 3rd. (I was in the frontseat.)

I don't really have a second chance. I like the girl that I was in the front seat with, but I'm pretty sure she wants to remain platonic. She's pretty much the only fish in the pond right now too. I guess I gotta move to a bigger pond.

RdTv · 05.24.2006, 02:28 PM

Ponds suck, go the ocean.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.24.2006, 02:36 PM

Once I get a car, I'll be able to actually travel downtown. Pittsburgh isn't really an ocean though. More of a sea. The Dead Sea.

alyasa · 05.24.2006, 02:37 PM

You mean the lowest point on earth?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.24.2006, 02:39 PM

I was referring to it for the thought of a large body of water that just plain sucks.

Jokes aside, I like Pittsburgh, but it can be very alienating at times, just as alienating as Harmony/Zelienople (where I live) is if not more.

alyasa · 05.24.2006, 02:39 PM

Devoid of life.. I get it...

acousticrock87 · 05.24.2006, 02:40 PM

Apparently even the Dead Sea has more women than Pittsburgh...

!@#$%! · 05.24.2006, 02:55 PM

i have mumps

05.24.2006, 12:47 PM	#21
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05.24.2006, 12:55 PM	#23
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	the whole idea of pickup lines is idiotic. let's please not discuss it with any amount of earnestness. ridicule is best.
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05.24.2006, 01:16 PM	#24
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I should specify, MY views. Everyone can find something to disagree with me on. If we can find one person on this board that doesn't have some qualm with my views, I'd shit myself. I think veganism is stupid. (Basically because most vegans are hypocrites, they consume morally with regard to animal rights, but how many of them also consume morally with regard to human rights?) I hate AC-DC, GnR, and Aerosmith I'm a pacifist, against the death penalty, and I think abortion is wrong unless it is savin the life of the mother. I believe that government fails in almost everyway and that you should try to fight your causes outside of government. Pro-lifers shouldn't go for a courtcase, they should vouch for condoms. I'm a Christian, but I don't go to church, and I don't think all religions are neccesarily wrong. My philosophy on Christianity "I know that one god exists,and I believe in the history of the Jews and the Christians as is documented in the bible, but I know that I can never know everything about all of creation and neither can scientists, so arguing between creationism and evolution is pointless." I'm a very gray person. I find a lot of people tend to sculpt themselves in black and white concepts, and those kind of people find many reasons not to like me. It is very rare that I come across a girl as gray as I am.
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05.24.2006, 01:23 PM	#26
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I know what you mean about grey girls. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.24.2006, 01:28 PM	#27
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	ha ha. yes! on that note, another horrid pickup line would be. * uh huh, huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh, huh huh, huh huh....
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05.24.2006, 01:28 PM	#28
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Actually other than the death penalty thing I agree with pretty much all of that, but I go to a relatively conservative college where there are quite a few girls with similar views. It's much easier to bring that stuff up. And I wasn't taking pick-up lines seriously, just commenting on that one thing. I don't consider that to be a line. I apologize. Continue.
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05.24.2006, 01:39 PM	#29
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Conservative college? All of those girls would probably hate me for my views on corporations and my some of my more communist leanings. Not to mention my thoughts about how the last good president was FDR and that progressivism died with him.
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05.24.2006, 01:46 PM	#30
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Are you trying to get laid? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.24.2006, 02:05 PM	#31
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I'd like to get laid, eventually. But I'm not really trying to get laid.
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05.24.2006, 02:08 PM	#32
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I see, coz' if you're trying not to get laid, it just might work... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.24.2006, 02:14 PM	#33
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I almost did a week ago. But there were some problems- including lack of protection, and a girl in the backseat that decided to have a mental breakdown, that prevented me from stealing 3rd. (I was in the frontseat.) I don't really have a second chance. I like the girl that I was in the front seat with, but I'm pretty sure she wants to remain platonic. She's pretty much the only fish in the pond right now too. I guess I gotta move to a bigger pond.
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05.24.2006, 02:28 PM	#34
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Ponds suck, go the ocean.
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05.24.2006, 02:36 PM	#35
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Once I get a car, I'll be able to actually travel downtown. Pittsburgh isn't really an ocean though. More of a sea. The Dead Sea.
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05.24.2006, 02:37 PM	#36
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	You mean the lowest point on earth? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.24.2006, 02:39 PM	#37
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I was referring to it for the thought of a large body of water that just plain sucks. Jokes aside, I like Pittsburgh, but it can be very alienating at times, just as alienating as Harmony/Zelienople (where I live) is if not more.
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05.24.2006, 02:39 PM	#38
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Devoid of life.. I get it... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.24.2006, 02:40 PM	#39
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Apparently even the Dead Sea has more women than Pittsburgh...
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05.24.2006, 02:55 PM	#40
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i have mumps
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