Ideas for films - Page 2

pbradley · 08.04.2008, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

The Crucifixion of Jude Law (documentary)

About Jude Law in general?

Rob Instigator · 08.04.2008, 12:59 PM

the crucifixion of Jude Law, Part II, where did the hairline go?

Everyneurotic · 08.04.2008, 01:01 PM

squirrels molest sex-crazed teens, bet on losing virginity.

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this thread rules.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 01:03 PM

Monster terrorizes seaside town. spoiler: it's a dog.

jimbrim · 08.04.2008, 01:05 PM

Monk rolls around a field with ants up his japseye.

!@#$%! · 08.04.2008, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

dude, the movie is pointless. it does nothing, it's characters gain nothing, they stay as stupid and self involved and ignorant of how they damage their children. it is a movie about reprehensible people behaving in reprehensible ways. it is filmed beautifully, and the pacing is good, but it truly is pointless man.

I give it a 2.5 out of 5 stars

you don't think she realizes? and he realizes, with his stupid skateboard accident?

about the reprehensible people, they are all fucked up (it's suburbia, after all), but if you don't see them having an awakening you missed the last 15 minutes of the movie, the madame bovary references, the whole skateboarding subplot, etc. it's all there!

it's not just an obviously telegraphed hollywood ending where everyone is happy in the end-- it dangles the characters over the abyss and pulls them back without rubbing in the "message" with preachy lines from the author or by explaining the moral of the story like, ugh, sex and the city or greys anatomy or forrest gum (life is like a box of chocolates... sometimes you get your fingers dirty... sometimes it's not chocolate but poo...) -- you know what i mean.

and yes it's filmed beautifully with great pacing etc but i SWEAH the story was there! it was there! the characters CHANGE!

Danny Himself · 08.04.2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

About Jude Law in general?

No, he is crucified and the film runs until he dies.

Rob Instigator · 08.04.2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you don't think she realizes? and he realizes, with his stupid skateboard accident?

about the reprehensible people, they are all fucked up (it's suburbia, after all), but if you don't see them having an awakening you missed the last 15 minutes of the movie, the madame bovary references, the whole skateboarding subplot, etc. it's all there!

it's not just an obviously telegraphed hollywood ending where everyone is happy in the end-- it dangles the characters over the abyss and pulls them back without rubbing in the "message" with preachy lines from the author or by explaining the moral of the story like, ugh, sex and the city or greys anatomy or forrest gum (life is like a box of chocolates... sometimes you get your fingers dirty... sometimes it's not chocolate but poo...) -- you know what i mean.

and yes it's filmed beautifully with great pacing etc but i SWEAH the story was there! it was there! the characters CHANGE!

if by change you mean they decide to stay exactly as they were when the movie began!!!!!!!!!!

shiiiiit.

it seemed like three different movies.

and while I LOVE kate winslet and her body naked, I have yet to see any movie where a sex scene actually carried the plot forward, instead of being just a time killer, until the next plot point can be brought about after the sex scene.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I have yet to see any movie where a sex scene actually carried the plot forward, instead of being just a time killer, until the next plot point can be brought about after the sex scene.

learn2porn.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.04.2008, 01:19 PM

Will Smith fails to save the world, we all die, and in turn are rescued from ever having to see another Will Smith movie.

atari 2600 · 08.04.2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

No, he is crucified and the film runs until he dies.

Many found starving a dog to death as "art" as abhorrent. Yet your proposal takes this much further.
Perhaps it's curious that Danny Himself never posted in the "Art" or abuse? thread.

Now it's your turn, Pookie, to step in and validate all the contrived for twistedness, numbskull and lame-brained attempts at humor in lieu of having any actual ideas. Give it to me good.

Hmmm DeadDiscoDildo's is mildly amusing, I suppose.

pbradley · 08.04.2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

No, he is crucified and the film runs until he dies.

I'd see it.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 01:53 PM

Guy takes inturdnet too seriously. makes posts.

^^ Sundance, here we come!!

✌➬ · 08.04.2008, 01:55 PM

Robot falls for girl, She wins.

pbradley · 08.04.2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Guy takes inturdnet too seriously. makes posts.

^^ Sundance, here we come!!

You should really considering getting a life, dude.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

You should really considering getting a life, dude.

The events depicted in this movie are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.

ithinkimissyou · 08.04.2008, 02:21 PM

floating, is that thing in your avatar the inspiration for the betty & barney hill alien abduction thing?

EMMAh · 08.04.2008, 02:27 PM

So someone can steal my brilliant ideas? I don't think so...

ithinkimissyou · 08.04.2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

So someone can steal my brilliant ideas? I don't think so...

Oh a film about someone who steals brilliant film idea's from a lady

This is gonna be a great

*jets off to hollywood*

✌➬ · 08.04.2008, 02:32 PM

Get in line, I am number 9012.

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