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Old 03.26.2009, 09:14 AM   #21
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you are a lucky bastard

older women know what they want and know how to get it

if they want yr cock in their throat they will not demand romance beforehand to do so! (like the younger ladies reminiscim=ng about their prince charming and shit)

ha ha!

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Old 03.26.2009, 09:19 AM   #22
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that is ok. i'm dating this women who is 6 years older than your girl. her son is a sy fan!





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Old 03.26.2009, 09:21 AM   #23
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I suggest hanging a sign over yr door proclaiming yr residence as "The Cougar Cage".

she'll like it. trust me.
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Old 03.26.2009, 09:34 AM   #24
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if they want yr cock in their throat they will not demand romance beforehand to do so!
Are you quoting Nietzsche or Plato here?
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Old 03.26.2009, 09:39 AM   #25
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Old 03.26.2009, 09:58 AM   #26
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Old 03.26.2009, 10:02 AM   #27
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that last one would be more like GGILF!!!
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Old 03.26.2009, 10:06 AM   #28
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Old 03.26.2009, 11:49 AM   #29
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thats what i like to say
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Old 03.26.2009, 11:59 AM   #30
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Old 03.26.2009, 12:23 PM   #31
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i'm 28...she's43 ... a daughter that's 15

You're older than me! I assumed you were about 16. Sorry about that.
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Old 03.26.2009, 01:36 PM   #32
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so my last job was at this onstar type place (guide point systems), and there was a very (very, very, very) attractive older lady who got hired on. she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all. so i quit there to become an electrician last sept, but about a month ago i got invited to a born day party for one of my old co-workers. so pam (the older lady i'm dating) ended up being there. there was about 20 of us drinking at a bar, then we all went to a strip club. i was drunk, pam was drunk, and one of teh other ladies insisted i drive pam home. now i always had a crush on pam (and i found out later that she, in turn, had a crush on me), so of course i said yes. i thought to myself "oh i'll just drive her home and that'll be all". so about 2 minutes into me driving her home she tells me to pull over. then we proceded to make out and then have sex (awesome sex i might add). ever since then we've been haning out and having more amazing, mind blowing best sex of my life sex. and then i remembered how old she was. so this is how it is: she graduated high school when i was 3 years old (i'm 28). 15 year difference! now she doesn't really look 43 (a little in teh face), she works out twice a day and eats all healthy and what not. i just thought it'd be my one time w/ a cougar, but it turns out, i really like her. she's awesome. funny, witty, gorgeous, nice fashionable dresser and of course... amazing in the sack. we make jokes to each other about our age and stuff, and she doesn't get offended what so ever. SHE'S AMAZING. also, she has 3 kids. a daughter that's 15, a son that's 19 and a daughter that's 23. her 23 year old daughter also has a kid. SO I'M DATING A GRANDMOTHER! all my guy friends think it's fucking cool, my female friends think it's ewwwww (as they say). she looks better than most women my age, but when i told my mom about her, she got all offended and disgusted (my mother is also a redneck, racist from the west texas sticks). so my question is: is it gross and "ewwwww", or is it awesome? discuss.


Dood, that is fucking awesome.
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Old 03.26.2009, 01:38 PM   #33
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Old 03.26.2009, 01:46 PM   #34
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I suggest hanging a sign over yr door proclaiming yr residence as "The Cougar Cage".

she'll like it. trust me.


lol
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Old 03.26.2009, 02:24 PM   #35
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Old 03.26.2009, 03:21 PM   #36
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Old 03.26.2009, 04:43 PM   #37
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she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all.
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Old 03.26.2009, 06:22 PM   #38
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Old 03.26.2009, 07:43 PM   #39
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