I'm Dating A Woman Who's 6 Years Younger Than My Mother

o'connor · 03.25.2009, 07:52 PM

so my last job was at this onstar type place (guide point systems), and there was a very (very, very, very) attractive older lady who got hired on. she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all. so i quit there to become an electrician last sept, but about a month ago i got invited to a born day party for one of my old co-workers. so pam (the older lady i'm dating) ended up being there. there was about 20 of us drinking at a bar, then we all went to a strip club. i was drunk, pam was drunk, and one of teh other ladies insisted i drive pam home. now i always had a crush on pam (and i found out later that she, in turn, had a crush on me), so of course i said yes. i thought to myself "oh i'll just drive her home and that'll be all". so about 2 minutes into me driving her home she tells me to pull over. then we proceded to make out and then have sex (awesome sex i might add). ever since then we've been haning out and having more amazing, mind blowing best sex of my life sex. and then i remembered how old she was. so this is how it is: she graduated high school when i was 3 years old (i'm 28). 15 year difference! now she doesn't really look 43 (a little in teh face), she works out twice a day and eats all healthy and what not. i just thought it'd be my one time w/ a cougar, but it turns out, i really like her. she's awesome. funny, witty, gorgeous, nice fashionable dresser and of course... amazing in the sack. we make jokes to each other about our age and stuff, and she doesn't get offended what so ever. SHE'S AMAZING. also, she has 3 kids. a daughter that's 15, a son that's 19 and a daughter that's 23. her 23 year old daughter also has a kid. SO I'M DATING A GRANDMOTHER! all my guy friends think it's fucking cool, my female friends think it's ewwwww (as they say). she looks better than most women my age, but when i told my mom about her, she got all offended and disgusted (my mother is also a redneck, racist from the west texas sticks). so my question is: is it gross and "ewwwww", or is it awesome? discuss.

terriblecanyons · 03.25.2009, 07:59 PM

tl;dr

atsonicpark · 03.25.2009, 08:00 PM

^^^This is the best post of 2009 so far (o'connor's, not terriblecaynon's). I have a weird feeling it'll be the best thread of 2009.

My reply is: "Sounds sexy, dude. Keep it up."

Silent Dan Speaks · 03.25.2009, 08:01 PM

If you've got a good thing going, keep it that way. Nice job.

atsonicpark · 03.25.2009, 08:03 PM

(this picture has nothing to do with this thread, it just came up when I typed in "Danzig" to google and I didn't feel like posting it on the comething irrelevant thread)

uhler · 03.25.2009, 08:16 PM

i think it's pretty cool.

phoenix · 03.25.2009, 08:30 PM

date whoever you want.

in the end no one else has to wake up next to them but you.

that is all that counts, really.

terriblecanyons · 03.25.2009, 08:31 PM

terriblecanyons · 03.25.2009, 08:32 PM

ihateyouth · 03.25.2009, 08:50 PM

best sex ever in a car..... take her somewhere for the weekend, find out if she's the woman of your life.

drrrtyboots · 03.25.2009, 08:59 PM

MILFs are in this season.

atsonicpark · 03.25.2009, 09:00 PM

uhler · 03.25.2009, 09:23 PM

post a pic of her so we can judge her.

StevOK · 03.25.2009, 10:10 PM

Sounds cool. My wife is only 8 years older than I am. Way to go! *thumbsup*

pbradley · 03.26.2009, 12:43 AM

Sounds great but it is a weird situation. Do you suspect she will want something serious? Do want it?

greedrex · 03.26.2009, 01:08 AM

static-harmony · 03.26.2009, 01:11 AM

Age is nothing but a #...

I am dating someone who is ten years older than me.

vulva · 03.26.2009, 01:15 AM

I'm going the other route. My girl's hoping to get her first period in a few more months!

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.26.2009, 05:43 AM

As long as she makes you cum.

radarmaker · 03.26.2009, 07:17 AM

Good on ya. 'cept for the drink-driving.

03.25.2009, 07:52 PM	#1
o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	so my last job was at this onstar type place (guide point systems), and there was a very (very, very, very) attractive older lady who got hired on. she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all. so i quit there to become an electrician last sept, but about a month ago i got invited to a born day party for one of my old co-workers. so pam (the older lady i'm dating) ended up being there. there was about 20 of us drinking at a bar, then we all went to a strip club. i was drunk, pam was drunk, and one of teh other ladies insisted i drive pam home. now i always had a crush on pam (and i found out later that she, in turn, had a crush on me), so of course i said yes. i thought to myself "oh i'll just drive her home and that'll be all". so about 2 minutes into me driving her home she tells me to pull over. then we proceded to make out and then have sex (awesome sex i might add). ever since then we've been haning out and having more amazing, mind blowing best sex of my life sex. and then i remembered how old she was. so this is how it is: she graduated high school when i was 3 years old (i'm 28). 15 year difference! now she doesn't really look 43 (a little in teh face), she works out twice a day and eats all healthy and what not. i just thought it'd be my one time w/ a cougar, but it turns out, i really like her. she's awesome. funny, witty, gorgeous, nice fashionable dresser and of course... amazing in the sack. we make jokes to each other about our age and stuff, and she doesn't get offended what so ever. SHE'S AMAZING. also, she has 3 kids. a daughter that's 15, a son that's 19 and a daughter that's 23. her 23 year old daughter also has a kid. SO I'M DATING A GRANDMOTHER! all my guy friends think it's fucking cool, my female friends think it's ewwwww (as they say). she looks better than most women my age, but when i told my mom about her, she got all offended and disgusted (my mother is also a redneck, racist from the west texas sticks). so my question is: is it gross and "ewwwww", or is it awesome? discuss. __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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03.25.2009, 07:59 PM	#2
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	tl;dr
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03.25.2009, 08:00 PM	#3
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	^^^This is the best post of 2009 so far (o'connor's, not terriblecaynon's). I have a weird feeling it'll be the best thread of 2009. My reply is: "Sounds sexy, dude. Keep it up." __________________
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03.25.2009, 08:01 PM	#4
Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	If you've got a good thing going, keep it that way. Nice job.
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03.25.2009, 08:03 PM	#5
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	(this picture has nothing to do with this thread, it just came up when I typed in "Danzig" to google and I didn't feel like posting it on the comething irrelevant thread) __________________
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03.25.2009, 08:16 PM	#6
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	i think it's pretty cool.
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03.25.2009, 08:30 PM	#7
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	date whoever you want. in the end no one else has to wake up next to them but you. that is all that counts, really. __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.25.2009, 08:31 PM	#8
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03.25.2009, 08:32 PM	#9
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03.25.2009, 08:50 PM	#10
ihateyouth children of satan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: in dreams Posts: 322	best sex ever in a car..... take her somewhere for the weekend, find out if she's the woman of your life. __________________
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03.25.2009, 08:59 PM	#11
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	MILFs are in this season. __________________
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03.25.2009, 09:00 PM	#12
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03.25.2009, 09:23 PM	#13
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	post a pic of her so we can judge her.
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03.25.2009, 10:10 PM	#14
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	Sounds cool. My wife is only 8 years older than I am. Way to go! thumbsup __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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03.26.2009, 12:43 AM	#15
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Sounds great but it is a weird situation. Do you suspect she will want something serious? Do want it?
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03.26.2009, 01:11 AM	#17
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Age is nothing but a #... I am dating someone who is ten years older than me. __________________
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03.26.2009, 01:15 AM	#18
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	I'm going the other route. My girl's hoping to get her first period in a few more months!
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03.26.2009, 05:43 AM	#19
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	As long as she makes you cum.
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03.26.2009, 07:17 AM	#20
radarmaker the end of the ugly Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,123	Good on ya. 'cept for the drink-driving.
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