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Old 08.30.2009, 03:00 PM   #21
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we're forgeting the human of course.
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:01 PM   #22
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could humans defeat rats if both had the same strength.
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:01 PM   #23
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could humans defeat rats if both had the same strength.
YES.
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:02 PM   #24
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yeah, have to agree
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:02 PM   #25
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Why would the human win? Unless it was using a human-made weapon, I don't see why it would win.

EDIT: If it was a war with every species of animal, that is.
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:02 PM   #26
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could humans defeat rats if both had the same strength.

With or without weapons?
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:03 PM   #27
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yeah, but you'd have to consider a man made weapon, just as you'd have to consider a spider's web
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:04 PM   #28
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Spiders are biologically programmed to build webs for survival. Humans aren't biologically programmed to build nuclear bombs for survival.
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:06 PM   #29
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Also, I think the waterbear would win because if that kind of war was going on, it could just hide under something and nothing would know it was there.
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:10 PM   #30
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Why would the human win? Unless it was using a human-made weapon, I don't see why it would win.

EDIT: If it was a war with every species of animal, that is.

Animals are too stupid to have the internet and polls. And that's just a start.
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:15 PM   #31
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:21 PM   #32
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Precisely. We have a variety of things to choose from, they don't. They don't have ipods or discounted food. It must be a boring life being a cow, what with chewing grass, and not much else to do?
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:28 PM   #33
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One thing animals have is a lack of irony, which makes them more amiable, when not aggressive, creatures than your average human being
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Old 08.30.2009, 03:52 PM   #34
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Old 08.30.2009, 04:02 PM   #35
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locusts maybe.

but really humans are already winning this war, i mean look at how many speceis we've defeated (i.e. made extinct) already
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Old 08.30.2009, 04:13 PM   #36
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actually, axolotls. Their ability to regenerate whole parts of their bodies (ie their brain) combined with an added strength would lead them to victory
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Old 08.30.2009, 04:19 PM   #37
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Spiders are biologically programmed to build webs for survival. Humans aren't biologically programmed to build nuclear bombs for survival.
well you could argue that our development of weapons like nuclear bombs is a product of our biological programming.
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Old 08.30.2009, 04:25 PM   #38
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actually, axolotls. Their ability to regenerate whole parts of their bodies (ie their brain) combined with an added strength would lead them to victory

Poll is closed, we've got a winner.
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Old 08.30.2009, 04:29 PM   #39
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I don't see the point of this thread if we count humans as animals. The answer is obvious.
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Old 08.30.2009, 04:30 PM   #40
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Strength doesn't separate homo sapiens from the rest of the animal kingdom. Intelligence and history does.
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