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Old 02.15.2007, 05:35 AM   #41
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recently, in the town in hertfordshire where i grew up, my sister saw some asian cab driver getting abuse from a couple squaddies
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Old 02.15.2007, 05:36 AM   #42
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Once I was almost ran over by a fucking train while listening to washing machine (too high volume in earplugs). I think the train driver did not brake coz he tought i knew the train was coming (it was an unprotected crossing), but i understood it was behind me only when i felt the ground shaking.
scary. Brrrr.

Jeez, that really gave me the shivers.

I was ran into (well, kind of) by a bus one day. In Argentina traffic is very disorderly and everybody was waiting for the bus...down on the street. Suddenly the bus arrived and everybody went to the sidewalk quickly. I miscalculated I think. In fact I don't know what went through my mind then; it was as if everything was in slow motion or I freaked out. (I was not taking any drugs neither was I drunk if you ask). The bus hit me and I went flying into the arms of my friend who had wisely chosen to climb into the sidewalk. Funny thing about it is me and everybody was so shocked I just climbed the bus and asked for my ticket and the bus driver was kinda melting his fingers into the wheel. I went first because nobody moved, so I thought well let's do something. That was weird, now I'm grown up and that sort of thing doesn't happen in my life anymore. I'm getting boring it seems .

Now I am extra careful like everybody should be.
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Old 02.15.2007, 06:12 AM   #43
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Almost got hit by a SUV on my bike. It was one of those roads that nobody ever turns down, but in this case...
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Old 02.15.2007, 06:14 AM   #44
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i have been in a car smash before, which is one of the reasons i dont like driving.
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Old 02.16.2007, 11:57 AM   #45
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Ive been in 5 car crashes now, 3 with my dad, 1 with my mum, and one with a child minder i had as a kid. In all 5 the car has been written off. Pretty scary, luckly i don't remember most of them.
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Old 02.16.2007, 11:59 AM   #46
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Old 02.16.2007, 12:02 PM   #47
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i'm bad luck i know.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:05 PM   #48
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i started this thread because i wanted to post something banal, sympathy seeking and self-absorbed, i thought the thread would sink without trace, i thought people would see through what i was doing, but here we are days later and people are still talking.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:06 PM   #49
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Only because even the most mundane details of your life are so much more exciting than the rest of ours!
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:16 PM   #50
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i started this thread because i wanted to post something banal, sympathy seeking and self-absorbed, i thought the thread would sink without trace, i thought people would see through what i was doing, but here we are days later and people are still talking.

i only tried to express some sympathy for your scare, but don't push it.

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Only because even the most mundane details of your life are so much more exciting than the rest of ours!

nah, you may not be as pretty, but everyone knows that you're a fashion icon of the midwest. don't be so modest.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:18 PM   #51
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everyone who has posted a reply in this thread (apart from me) should be ashamed of themself!
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:20 PM   #52
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everyone who has posted a reply in this thread (apart from me) should be ashamed of themself!

ha! i know no shame. eat that, zoolander.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:20 PM   #53
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i wasn't scared, i just decided to start a thread about something unremarkable and uninteresting that had happened to me that day, it just happened to be that and it's become a 3 pager!
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:21 PM   #54
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i wasn't scared, i just decided to start a thread about something unremarkable and uninteresting that had happened to me that day, it just happened to be that and it's become a 3 pager!

i thought you held your life to be more dear than that. but to each their own.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:24 PM   #55
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And now we've hit four pages!

For shame.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:24 PM   #56
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So I miscalculated. Sue me.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:34 PM   #57
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:35 PM   #58
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Old 02.16.2007, 08:34 PM   #59
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i started this thread because i wanted to post something banal, sympathy seeking and self-absorbed, i thought the thread would sink without trace, i thought people would see through what i was doing, but here we are days later and people are still talking.

Well, that's what I assumed you were doing but you accidentally made the thread more interesting that you intended. I'm sure you could have made it more mundane if you'd tried.
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