07.31.2009, 02:18 PM | #41 |
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can't even get the fatknob in. no dice,.
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07.31.2009, 02:22 PM | #42 |
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yeah. um. ow. no cocks in my pooper plz.
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07.31.2009, 02:29 PM | #43 |
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oh, come on. I'm sure that it only hurts going in.
so...that's like 50% hurt. |
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07.31.2009, 03:34 PM | #44 |
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My girlfriend loves gagging on my cock.
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07.31.2009, 04:39 PM | #45 |
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People really need to relax.
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07.31.2009, 04:54 PM | #46 |
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Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude.
(however, buttjobs are NOT great) |
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07.31.2009, 04:58 PM | #47 | |
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07.31.2009, 05:47 PM | #48 | |
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07.31.2009, 05:48 PM | #49 |
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Relaxing pretty much makes everything hurt less.
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07.31.2009, 05:52 PM | #50 |
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When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass.
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07.31.2009, 05:55 PM | #51 | |
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yr a fucking amazing poster. do you know that? it's humbling, really. |
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07.31.2009, 05:57 PM | #52 |
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Well, we now know you can be humbled.
Now if someone could just figure out how to shame you. |
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07.31.2009, 06:12 PM | #53 |
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I feel that I'm able to accomplish that task, on my own, quite nicely.
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07.31.2009, 07:36 PM | #54 |
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Me saying that blowjobs are fantastic is redundant. But what the fuck is up with dudes on here not being into plowing a lady in the ass? You're fucking missing out, it's pretty god damn heavenly.
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07.31.2009, 09:02 PM | #55 |
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In porn movies that involve anal sex I swear the chicks butt opening was as huge as the black hole. You could have driven a Mack truck right into it.
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07.31.2009, 09:09 PM | #56 |
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you can hear it whistling when the wind picks up.
it makes the same sound as when people blow into half empty beer bottles. |
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07.31.2009, 09:10 PM | #57 |
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haha. I'd like to request "God Bless America".
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07.31.2009, 09:40 PM | #58 |
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I mean, what if they have to go "doody" afterwords? Does it just fall out onto the floor or what? Just curious.
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07.31.2009, 09:43 PM | #59 |
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cue: tubgirl
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07.31.2009, 09:44 PM | #60 |
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going to the bathroom after buttsex is the most hilarious part of it all.
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