Be a real man! - Page 3

GrungeMonkey · 08.26.2008, 05:59 PM

i bet i could beat any of you in a farting competition

drrrtyboots · 08.26.2008, 06:22 PM

I call for a sonic Masturbate-athon.

gmku · 08.26.2008, 06:30 PM

I work out. Push ups, weights, and everything. Everything. Hoo hah!

jimbrim · 08.26.2008, 06:33 PM

I read The Sun newspaper and kill cats with a spade.

drrrtyboots · 08.26.2008, 06:35 PM

I eat Rice Krispies for breakfast every morning...with whiskey taking the place of milk.

Trasher02 · 08.26.2008, 06:37 PM

BEING A MAN RULES ALLROOIGHT!

gmku · 08.26.2008, 06:38 PM

I sleep standing up.

davenotdead · 08.26.2008, 06:42 PM

i pee out of my anus because my dick is only used for impregnating things/females

drrrtyboots · 08.26.2008, 06:47 PM

I find rare, mystical unicorns in the woods and shoot them in the head then sell their horns on ebay (after gnawing them off with my teeth of course).

acousticrock87 · 08.26.2008, 06:50 PM

I sell childrens' blood for whiskey money and have holes in my shoes.

deflinus · 08.26.2008, 06:52 PM

youre not a real man unless you hit your dick with a hammer

drrrtyboots · 08.26.2008, 06:52 PM

I actually call back women after the first date just to tell them it wouldn't have worked anyway because of my syphilis. Then I pick up a drunk slut at the bar and tell her the same thing after fornicating with her.

jimbrim · 08.26.2008, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deflinus

youre not a real man unless you hit your dick with a hammer

A hammer??....you pussy.

acousticrock87 · 08.26.2008, 06:56 PM

Yeah. And you forgot the manly "without flinching" clause.

floatingslowly · 08.26.2008, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

i take my dick out when i eat dinner

pussy. my dick IS dinner.

pantophobia · 08.26.2008, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i knew i needed to be in here also..

a question:
why is it ok for men to fart and not for women?

and ok
a tip. cliche.
take care of your finger/toe nails. no need for them to be perfect, but you get the idea.

i suppose cause girls aren't supposed to be dirty and filthy, prim and proper and such

i'd join you in the girls thread if i had something to contribute, i am not exactly the he-man type as you know

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 09:12 PM

You heteros are rubbish, really. You know what the ladies really like? Manly DIY, manly CLEANING THE GODDAMN TOILET ONCE IN A WHILE, and manly heterosexual watching HER TV shows.

Yours

A gayer who has no clue about nowt, ever. Except the above.

floatingslowly · 08.26.2008, 09:22 PM

fuck that shit. she doesn't get to have the tv, but she better bring me a sammich when I ask. and it better be quick. and tasty.

(a turkey pot pie would also be acceptable)

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 09:24 PM

Shurely you mean "a massive CPU burger" (with turkey, of course)?

floatingslowly · 08.26.2008, 09:25 PM

hell no. I mean beef. better be a steak sammich or she's going back and doing it all over again.

08.26.2008, 05:59 PM	#41
GrungeMonkey 100% Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Huddersfield, England Posts: 670	i bet i could beat any of you in a farting competition
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08.26.2008, 06:22 PM	#42
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	I call for a sonic Masturbate-athon. __________________
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08.26.2008, 06:30 PM	#43
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I work out. Push ups, weights, and everything. Everything. Hoo hah! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.26.2008, 06:33 PM	#44
jimbrim expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 1,308	I read The Sun newspaper and kill cats with a spade.
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08.26.2008, 06:35 PM	#45
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	I eat Rice Krispies for breakfast every morning...with whiskey taking the place of milk. __________________
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08.26.2008, 06:37 PM	#46
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	BEING A MAN RULES ALLROOIGHT! __________________ 666
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08.26.2008, 06:38 PM	#47
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I sleep standing up. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.26.2008, 06:42 PM	#48
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i pee out of my anus because my dick is only used for impregnating things/females __________________
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08.26.2008, 06:47 PM	#49
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	I find rare, mystical unicorns in the woods and shoot them in the head then sell their horns on ebay (after gnawing them off with my teeth of course). __________________
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08.26.2008, 06:50 PM	#50
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I sell childrens' blood for whiskey money and have holes in my shoes.
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08.26.2008, 06:52 PM	#51
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	youre not a real man unless you hit your dick with a hammer
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08.26.2008, 06:56 PM	#54
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Yeah. And you forgot the manly "without flinching" clause.
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08.26.2008, 09:12 PM	#57
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	You heteros are rubbish, really. You know what the ladies really like? Manly DIY, manly CLEANING THE GODDAMN TOILET ONCE IN A WHILE, and manly heterosexual watching HER TV shows. Yours A gayer who has no clue about nowt, ever. Except the above. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.26.2008, 09:22 PM	#58
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	fuck that shit. she doesn't get to have the tv, but she better bring me a sammich when I ask. and it better be quick. and tasty. (a turkey pot pie would also be acceptable)
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08.26.2008, 09:24 PM	#59
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Shurely you mean "a massive CPU burger" (with turkey, of course)? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.26.2008, 09:25 PM	#60
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	hell no. I mean beef. better be a steak sammich or she's going back and doing it all over again.
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