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Old 08.30.2009, 04:48 PM   #41
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ok, not including humans
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Old 08.30.2009, 05:07 PM   #42
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Then I think it comes down to which has the greatest social intelligence in order to mobilize that strength.
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Old 08.30.2009, 05:10 PM   #43
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which would be?
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Old 08.30.2009, 05:14 PM   #44
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As the question is stated, humanity would win because we would have the same strength as all of the other species, and continue to be slightly more intelligent.

If all of the species had the same intelligence, but the strengths were unchanged, we'd be completely fucked and polar bears would rule the land.
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Old 08.30.2009, 05:15 PM   #45
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Spiders are biologically programmed to build webs for survival. Humans aren't biologically programmed to build nuclear bombs for survival.

I'm not sure that's true.
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Old 08.30.2009, 05:16 PM   #46
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ok, not including humans

Not including humans, and with all the same strength, I'd say ants would roll over everything else in about a week.
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Old 08.30.2009, 05:32 PM   #47
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Not including humans, and with all the same strength, I'd say ants would roll over everything else in about a week.
The thing is, animals/insects/lesser species have no capability when it comes to combining skills with questioning practicality, and its severe imposing on other species. Unless aliens exists, and maybe they do, but who cares about fighting invisible enemies?
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Old 08.30.2009, 05:45 PM   #48
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Old 08.30.2009, 06:03 PM   #49
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Not including humans, and with all the same strength, I'd say ants would roll over everything else in about a week.
And then they would soon starve to death after they consumed everything.
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Old 08.30.2009, 06:15 PM   #50
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And then they would soon starve to death after they consumed everything.

Sure, but I'm not acting as their advisor.
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Old 08.30.2009, 06:19 PM   #51
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i see your logic pbradley, a perfect 'helter skelter' scenario
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Old 08.30.2009, 06:34 PM   #52
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Sure, but I'm not acting as their advisor.
No demand for one.

I think it shows that any species on Earth beside humanity, given the power, is just as logically determined to doomsday events. However, a wave of super powerful ants wouldn't be able to change the chemical make-up as we humans are capable, which could potentially prevent another cyclical birth of life.
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Old 08.30.2009, 06:59 PM   #53
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Old 08.30.2009, 08:00 PM   #54
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Old 08.30.2009, 09:23 PM   #55
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spiders.

there's a huge one on my front porch and even at it's current strength, I'm afraid of it.

the other night, from a safe distance (of course), I watched it fuck. the male was half it's size and spent most of the time trying to not be eaten.

today, it caught the biggest butterfly I've ever seen.

if it thought that I was of equal strength, I'd already be dead.

so recap:

SPIDERS: LIKE TO FUCK, EAT BIG MEALS, HAVE FAST LEGS, BITE HARD.
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Old 08.30.2009, 09:32 PM   #56
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Old 08.30.2009, 09:40 PM   #57
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Old 08.31.2009, 01:26 PM   #58
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we already won, with what little strength we have. so it's a moot question.

then again, if you take humans from the equation, i could say "chimps". i mean look at the little fuckers:

 


but after reconsidering, i'd say no. mosquitos would win the war. they have the air force, they're motherfucking evil, and they'd kill a chimp army dead in seconds.
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Old 08.31.2009, 01:34 PM   #59
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well actually surely whatever has the biggest numbers...?

and can similar species team up? like bats - would each type of bat be its own team? or could they all club together? bats i reckon could do pretty well. they have radar.
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Old 08.31.2009, 01:56 PM   #60
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