I'll never understand women. - Page 3

Norma J · 12.20.2006, 12:51 AM

They smell a little and can get a little hairy at times, but vaginas never do you wrong. Unless you like a slobbering slab of salami, in which case you'd consider them disgusting. Either way, aslong as you have fun playing with whatever bits you prefer.

Norma J · 12.20.2006, 01:22 AM

No, I said they can get a little smelly and hairy. Showing the possible downside if not maintained. But overall they're not disgusting as Mr Asche put it.

Inhuman · 12.20.2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

As a woman, what I feel we are is an enigma. No one can profess to have a complete understanding of our species. Poets have spent life times trying to unravel this mystery called a 'woman'. I can tell you guys, the only way out... Give up! Reconcile to it!

At the most you can roll your eyes and grunt. But, even that is dangerous if you are dealing with us while we are in one of our many moods. Whichever way you go, you can never win. No chance. No how.

No hints? no tips? NOTHING?

king_buzzo · 12.20.2006, 03:12 AM

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ahahahahha AND CHRIS FARLEY ahhhaa, thats racist!!!

alteredcourse · 12.20.2006, 04:07 AM

you must spread some love before giving it to kegmama again .

it seems to be obvious that women tend to be insanely irrational , vindictive, and moody . these are the loud and negative characteristics in being the more feeling-revolved, emotional sex rather than the mostly logical judgemental sex . we fail to notice that being more emotional also benefits women , as they take situations with much care and other people with more mercy, and offer more perspectives with more humanity and less bias and judgement (unless the situation directly affects their possessiveness , like thier man or children ) .

it fucking sucks to deal wiht the vindictive mind-tripping side of women though , but to tell you the truth im fucking tired of hearing other chicks just standing around complaining about eachother especially with guys (and usually not even pointing out the lame shit about them ) , i mean how does that help anything ? are they trying to compassionately let the guys know that they are aware of their shitty sides , or just trying to lay it out in an effort to say "but hey, im different, take ME !"

sonicl · 12.20.2006, 04:15 AM

My girlfriend is a total sweetie-pie, but she still does my head in sometimes, just by being her. Mens' and womens' brains are just wired a little different, that's all. I gave up trying to understand what was going on ages ago, and now I just go with the flow. It still beats me why she wants to tell me every single tiny detail of her and her friends' days though.

jon boy · 12.20.2006, 04:44 AM

men it seems are very stupid on the whole.

i must say that it doesnt matter if your a boy or a girl, or what age you are when you meet someone you fall for everyone acts like a spazzy teenager.

porkmarras · 12.20.2006, 04:52 AM

Well,i happen to have both a female and a male brain so i experience the best and the worst of both world.Has macho/redneck/dim-brained Australia invaded the SY board?

UVRAY · 12.20.2006, 04:55 AM

It is their complicated ways and utter mystery that I love.

Yes it can be frustrating, painful and soul destroying. But it's been marked out this way since the dawn of time.

Napoleon marched in and destroyed whole armies and nations in double quick time just so he could return to his Josephine as quickly as possible.

Josephine cheated on him, frustrated him and crunched his heart into the ground. Thus ensuring his slavery to her until the day he died.

It's always been this way.

Anthony and Cleopatra are another example.

Men are conquerors. A wise woman who wants to keep a man enslaved to her beauty knows this. Being difficult makes the price go up. What is easily available is of little value. If they were too easy we would not love and want them so much.

It's only by modern mores that these natural inclinations of the sexes have been thwarted and frustrated.

jon boy · 12.20.2006, 04:56 AM

that must be very difficult for you pork. my advice is to drinak as much as possible to dull your mind.

porkmarras · 12.20.2006, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

that must be very difficult for you pork. my advice is to drinak as much as possible to dull your mind.

Well,at least i get to experience the birth of Venus when i wake up in the morning.

jon boy · 12.20.2006, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Well,at least i get to experience the birth of Venus when i wake up in the morning.

haha and then you can crack one off. best of both worlds indeed.

sonicl · 12.20.2006, 05:11 AM

What I really don't understand about women is why so many of them don't drink pints of bitter. I find it rather unsettling.

Norma J · 12.20.2006, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Well,i happen to have both a female and a male brain

No, you don't. You like cock but you don't have female characteristics or thought.

Norma J · 12.20.2006, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

What I really don't understand about women is why so many of them don't drink pints of bitter. I find it rather unsettling.

My girlfriends extremely feminine, and she drinks beer. She doesn't like lollypop drinks. Alot of girls I know drink beer?

porkmarras · 12.20.2006, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

My girlfriends extremely feminine, and she drinks beer. She doesn't like lollypop drinks. Alot of girls I know drink beer?

Of course,that's because you go out with a man.whohahahahahaha!!!

Norma J · 12.20.2006, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Of course,that's because you go out with a man.whohahahahahaha!!!

Your wit is astounding. How do you do it? Oh, that's right, you're dillusional.

If I were to fuck a man, it wouldn't be you. I wouldn't stupe that low. Your dad on the other hand...

jon boy · 12.20.2006, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

a question=the green field while watching soccer (clarifying that am referring to watching via telly), doesnt make you sleepy?

i am more mesmerised by watching the ball spinning around. but yes green fields are sleep inducing.

i went to the olympic stadium in berlin recently and had to have a nap afterwards as it was so peaceful and serene.

porkmarras · 12.20.2006, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

Your wit is astounding. How do you do it? Oh, that's right, you're dillusional.

If I were to fuck a man, it wouldn't be you. I wouldn't stupe that low. Your dad on the other hand...

haha.What is dillusional?Are we feeling a bit irritated now?

jon boy · 12.20.2006, 05:29 AM

watch some football that will send you to sleep.

no problem nefeli, the darts has just started over here and that is quite easliy one of the most mesmerising things on tv. sitting in bed drooling all over the place kind of viewing.

12.20.2006, 12:51 AM	#41
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	They smell a little and can get a little hairy at times, but vaginas never do you wrong. Unless you like a slobbering slab of salami, in which case you'd consider them disgusting. Either way, aslong as you have fun playing with whatever bits you prefer. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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12.20.2006, 01:22 AM	#42
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	No, I said they can get a little smelly and hairy. Showing the possible downside if not maintained. But overall they're not disgusting as Mr Asche put it. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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12.20.2006, 04:07 AM	#45
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	you must spread some love before giving it to kegmama again . it seems to be obvious that women tend to be insanely irrational , vindictive, and moody . these are the loud and negative characteristics in being the more feeling-revolved, emotional sex rather than the mostly logical judgemental sex . we fail to notice that being more emotional also benefits women , as they take situations with much care and other people with more mercy, and offer more perspectives with more humanity and less bias and judgement (unless the situation directly affects their possessiveness , like thier man or children ) . it fucking sucks to deal wiht the vindictive mind-tripping side of women though , but to tell you the truth im fucking tired of hearing other chicks just standing around complaining about eachother especially with guys (and usually not even pointing out the lame shit about them ) , i mean how does that help anything ? are they trying to compassionately let the guys know that they are aware of their shitty sides , or just trying to lay it out in an effort to say "but hey, im different, take ME !"
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12.20.2006, 04:15 AM	#46
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	My girlfriend is a total sweetie-pie, but she still does my head in sometimes, just by being her. Mens' and womens' brains are just wired a little different, that's all. I gave up trying to understand what was going on ages ago, and now I just go with the flow. It still beats me why she wants to tell me every single tiny detail of her and her friends' days though.
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12.20.2006, 04:44 AM	#47
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	men it seems are very stupid on the whole. i must say that it doesnt matter if your a boy or a girl, or what age you are when you meet someone you fall for everyone acts like a spazzy teenager. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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12.20.2006, 04:52 AM	#48
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Well,i happen to have both a female and a male brain so i experience the best and the worst of both world.Has macho/redneck/dim-brained Australia invaded the SY board? __________________
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12.20.2006, 04:55 AM	#49
UVRAY bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: England Posts: 96	It is their complicated ways and utter mystery that I love. Yes it can be frustrating, painful and soul destroying. But it's been marked out this way since the dawn of time. Napoleon marched in and destroyed whole armies and nations in double quick time just so he could return to his Josephine as quickly as possible. Josephine cheated on him, frustrated him and crunched his heart into the ground. Thus ensuring his slavery to her until the day he died. It's always been this way. Anthony and Cleopatra are another example. Men are conquerors. A wise woman who wants to keep a man enslaved to her beauty knows this. Being difficult makes the price go up. What is easily available is of little value. If they were too easy we would not love and want them so much. It's only by modern mores that these natural inclinations of the sexes have been thwarted and frustrated. __________________ "While U.V.Ray oozes insurgence he weeps intelligence and sensitivity; an illegitimate love child of Mark Twain and John Wayne joined at the hip by the surgical wisdom of Frankenstein." www.uvray.moonfruit.com .
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12.20.2006, 04:56 AM	#50
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	that must be very difficult for you pork. my advice is to drinak as much as possible to dull your mind. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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12.20.2006, 05:11 AM	#53
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	What I really don't understand about women is why so many of them don't drink pints of bitter. I find it rather unsettling.
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12.20.2006, 05:29 AM	#60
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	watch some football that will send you to sleep. no problem nefeli, the darts has just started over here and that is quite easliy one of the most mesmerising things on tv. sitting in bed drooling all over the place kind of viewing. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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