The SY singles bar. - Page 4

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.03.2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

As a married type person, I naturally steer clear of the place, but encourage others to maybe talk to Julian about his "opening line," which goes something like:

"Hi, I'm Julian. I live with my parents and have been known to post shirtless photos of myself on messageboards which I later regret doing. I have an aversion to performing cunnilingus, but nonetheless I would really like to get to work on losing my virginity. Feel like breaking me in? NOT YOU, HENRY! THE GIRL!"

I shoot Savage Clone. He dies.

afterthefact · 10.03.2007, 08:13 PM

I walk in with sunglasses on even though it's dark, not to look cool, but just because I've forgotten to take them off from earlier. I sit in a booth by myself. I wouldn't mind if somebody came and sat at my table, but I can tell nobody wants to because I'm not the happiest camper at the moment, and I think it shows. I sip on my weak rum and coke I spent 4 dollars on and I hum a Cocteau Twins song, wishing I knew what Fraser was saying, if she was even saying anything at all.

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 08:21 PM

"Oh no, not the SY board orgy again..." I say to myself quietly...

floatingslowly · 10.03.2007, 09:19 PM

hmmm.....this bar is full of dudes!!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.03.2007, 10:28 PM

Yeah, it's more of the SY sausage bar, but that's ok.

Inhuman · 10.03.2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

hmmm.....this bar is full of dudes!!

Yeah, women generally don't enjoy the online roleplaying too much.
...Losers.

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 10:33 PM

I walk up to Chris Cunningham; taking a drag on my cigarette; exhale in the general direction of the ceiling and smile shyly. Then I notice from out of the corner of my eye, Savage Clone sneaking in through the back door, a bong in his hand...

Savage Clone · 10.03.2007, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I shoot Savage Clone. He dies.

Sweet edit!

CHOUT · 10.03.2007, 10:52 PM

I walk in, I walk out...bars aren't my thing.

Inhuman · 10.03.2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CHOUT

I walk in, I walk out...bars aren't my thing.

At first I read this as
I walk in, I walk out...boys aren't my thing.

I just recently got into bars. There's barely any good ones, and the roudy teenage shit-i'm-drunk ones are abundant. There's a Russian one called the Avante Garde Bar that hosts noise shows in Ottawa though, and it's scattered with art; I really dig the place. Last time I went, I spent 2 hours talking to a guy about sociology.

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 11:00 PM

It's the crowd. I couldn't be dragged into a bar if the crowd didn't fit me. You know, people who don't give a fuck. In a good way.

SynthethicalY · 10.04.2007, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I shoot Savage Clone. He dies.

God comes back and revives him with elctro-shock therapy.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.04.2007, 01:00 AM

crypto walks back in to grab a drink

SynthethicalY · 10.04.2007, 01:01 AM

I sit next to crypto, to usurp his coll aura. And we talk about chicks.

king_buzzo · 10.04.2007, 01:48 AM

Ahh I come in the bar for the 2nd night in a row, see crypto and syn talking and just join in.

Bill's a bit happier than yesterday, he got a dog.

Hum's - Little Dipper is on.

king_buzzo · 10.04.2007, 09:55 AM

i am alone in the bar waiting for bill to come back from the wc and bumping this thread on the bar's computer.

alyasa · 10.04.2007, 12:27 PM

The bar begins to shift in metaphysical space, due to the lack of female presence, and the weight of the testosterone emanating from all the testicles... It begins to turn into... A horror-themed goth bar from the future. Goblin is playing a cover of Nirvana's D7, as I smooth down my leather trenchcoat...

ALIEN ANAL · 10.04.2007, 12:32 PM

i walk in with season 3 of F.R.I.E.N.D.S
the goblin stops playing his cover and a record scratching noise is played
i then ask if i could have my copy of sex and the city season 1 back

alyasa · 10.04.2007, 12:39 PM

The goblin transforms into the midget from twin peaks, and says in a backwards voice; there's nothing good on tv nowadays...

ALIEN ANAL · 10.04.2007, 12:42 PM

i look at the midget and say "get..fucked"

he then looks at me and says "you are"

10.03.2007, 08:13 PM	#62
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I walk in with sunglasses on even though it's dark, not to look cool, but just because I've forgotten to take them off from earlier. I sit in a booth by myself. I wouldn't mind if somebody came and sat at my table, but I can tell nobody wants to because I'm not the happiest camper at the moment, and I think it shows. I sip on my weak rum and coke I spent 4 dollars on and I hum a Cocteau Twins song, wishing I knew what Fraser was saying, if she was even saying anything at all. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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10.03.2007, 08:21 PM	#63
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	"Oh no, not the SY board orgy again..." I say to myself quietly... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.03.2007, 09:19 PM	#64
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	hmmm.....this bar is full of dudes!!
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10.03.2007, 10:28 PM	#65
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Yeah, it's more of the SY sausage bar, but that's ok.
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10.03.2007, 10:33 PM	#67
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I walk up to Chris Cunningham; taking a drag on my cigarette; exhale in the general direction of the ceiling and smile shyly. Then I notice from out of the corner of my eye, Savage Clone sneaking in through the back door, a bong in his hand... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.03.2007, 10:52 PM	#69
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I walk in, I walk out...bars aren't my thing. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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10.03.2007, 11:00 PM	#71
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	It's the crowd. I couldn't be dragged into a bar if the crowd didn't fit me. You know, people who don't give a fuck. In a good way. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.04.2007, 01:00 AM	#73
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	crypto walks back in to grab a drink
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10.04.2007, 01:01 AM	#74
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I sit next to crypto, to usurp his coll aura. And we talk about chicks.
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10.04.2007, 01:48 AM	#75
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Ahh I come in the bar for the 2nd night in a row, see crypto and syn talking and just join in. Bill's a bit happier than yesterday, he got a dog. Hum's - Little Dipper is on.
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10.04.2007, 09:55 AM	#76
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i am alone in the bar waiting for bill to come back from the wc and bumping this thread on the bar's computer.
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10.04.2007, 12:27 PM	#77
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	The bar begins to shift in metaphysical space, due to the lack of female presence, and the weight of the testosterone emanating from all the testicles... It begins to turn into... A horror-themed goth bar from the future. Goblin is playing a cover of Nirvana's D7, as I smooth down my leather trenchcoat... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.04.2007, 12:32 PM	#78
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i walk in with season 3 of F.R.I.E.N.D.S the goblin stops playing his cover and a record scratching noise is played i then ask if i could have my copy of sex and the city season 1 back __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.04.2007, 12:39 PM	#79
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	The goblin transforms into the midget from twin peaks, and says in a backwards voice; there's nothing good on tv nowadays... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.04.2007, 12:42 PM	#80
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i look at the midget and say "get..fucked" he then looks at me and says "you are" __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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