Lurker For Dummies - Page 4

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:37 PM

Haha, fuck off,

what answer would he like?

floatingslowly · 03.13.2008, 08:38 PM

besides. I'm calling yr bluff. you have made boucoup poasts in the last few days, and that can only mean one thing.

we own yr soul now.

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:38 PM

Noooooooo!!!

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:39 PM

I own your soul bitch!

floatingslowly · 03.13.2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

what answer would he like?

surely that should be obvious by now.

but really, I'm not going to play matchmaker for y'all.

CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE

ps: I'm sorry, ok? I'm really fucking sorry.

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

look, pal. I'm only relaying the message. I don't care if yr hairy or if you care that █████████ cares that you are.

he's normally not this shy but you've got him in a tither.

People aren't shy on the internet, liar.

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:43 PM

I'm not clicking, this is weird.

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:43 PM

Tell him I have an infectious, incurable skin disease.

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:45 PM

This will be one those stories they tell kids in school about "the dangers of the internet".

floatingslowly · 03.13.2008, 08:47 PM

that's gross.

floatingslowly · 03.13.2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

This will be one those stories they tell kids in school about "the dangers of the internet".

yr a "kid"??

█████████ is one sick fuck imo.

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 08:48 PM

No I'm not. Still applicable.

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

Do you
own a vagina?

YES:___
NO:_x_

Then
pls,

STAY:___
GO:_X_

Remember?

✌➬ · 03.14.2008, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

I haven't. I haven't looked at this site since I last posted two years ago or whatever it was. Yeah I know where I made my mistake though, "gay guy" would have been a better tactic or maybe Cantankerous Mark II.

I am not gay, whoever told you that is lying.

█████████ · 03.14.2008, 04:57 PM

i really wish you were hairy.

floatingslowly · 03.14.2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

i really wish you were hairy.

easy, tiger.

Lurker · 03.14.2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

i really wish you were hairy.

Ah man, I'm really sorry. I would be interested but, despite all the stuff going on between me and floating on the forum, floating and I have been messaging each other, you know sending pictures and stuff, and he says he's into fisting. So you know, you can't turn an offer like that down.

Consequently I am now completely shaven all over, so I doubt you'll still be interested.

█████████ · 03.14.2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

Ah man, I'm really sorry. I would be interested but, despite all the stuff going on between me and floating on the forum, floating and I have been messaging each other, you know sending pictures and stuff, and he says he's into fisting. So you know, you can't turn an offer like that down.

Consequently I am now completely shaven all over, so I doubt you'll still be interested.

oh, it's ok, i can understand that.

i'm sorry,
thing is i'm a bit short on money right now, so i usually ask people for hair.
you know, to sell it for production of wigs, hair extensions etc.

i didnt intent to sound rude or anything.

maybe next time.

thanks anyway.

ZEROpumpkins · 03.14.2008, 09:05 PM

What are you talking about? You're Francis Bean Cobain!!

Lurker · 03.14.2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

What are you talking about? You're Francis Bean Cobain!!

What?

03.13.2008, 08:37 PM	#61
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Haha, fuck off, what answer would he like?
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03.13.2008, 08:38 PM	#62
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	besides. I'm calling yr bluff. you have made boucoup poasts in the last few days, and that can only mean one thing. we own yr soul now.
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03.13.2008, 08:38 PM	#63
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Noooooooo!!!
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03.13.2008, 08:39 PM	#64
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I own your soul bitch!
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03.13.2008, 08:43 PM	#67
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I'm not clicking, this is weird.
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03.13.2008, 08:45 PM	#69
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	This will be one those stories they tell kids in school about "the dangers of the internet".
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03.13.2008, 08:47 PM	#70
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that's gross.
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03.13.2008, 08:48 PM	#72
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	No I'm not. Still applicable.
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03.14.2008, 04:57 PM	#75
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	i really wish you were hairy.
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03.14.2008, 09:05 PM	#79
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	What are you talking about? You're Francis Bean Cobain!! __________________
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